Notices by Someone Probably (elli), page 13
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I'd be a good judge.
Wednesday, 09-Nov-16 18:40:46 UTC from web -
@mushi Good enough for me, I vote guilty, death penalty, thirty years, no bail
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@nerthos This is politics, there's no room for justice.
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@tiffany You're under arrest for violating the laws of reality
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@nerthos I can prove that I claimed they committed crimes.
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@tiffany Tell it to the judge
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@tiffany I take it back I want Trump back
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@nerthos Not at the moment, but if I'm running for president I definitely will.
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@nerthos As an added bonus I'm willing to pardon you of any crimes you may commit between now and then. For a nominal fee, of course.
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@tiffany On one hand, it would mean I'm not real. But on the other hand, it would also mean Trump isn't real, my crippling debt isn't real, the Kardashians aren't real, that guy on RDN I can't stand isn't real (you know the one.) It's a fair trade.
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@tiffany Wait you're asleep? This is just you dreaming? Oh thank god.
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"Make America Canada again." - Razzleberry 2020
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Canada's a state right?
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@nerthos It's the purple state
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@tiffany "Honestly too much has changed since then, we're different people now, it's nothing personal but re-opening any of those old wounds would likely just cause unnecessary stress for everyone involved, so it's mutually beneficial for you to just go FrankerZ yourself, you two-bit dick goblin."
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@nerthos Fair enough. I'm not as familiar with other country's politics, at least not on a wide-scale. I know a lot of Canadians I've met seem to be incredibly moderate, but that could be a lucky coincidence.
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@nerthos See, I like what what you just said, but unfortunately Americans deal in absolutes and anyone who doesn't fall on an extreme end of the spectrum will just be ostracized by both sides.
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@mushi It's not terrible. I mean you should at least have a decent amount of fun with it. If you got it for cheap it shouldn't be a problem.
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Well if you can't beat'em, join 'em. See yall at the wall!
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If you vote for me, I promise to cut taxes across the board, and I'll use that money we lose to pay for college tuition for everyone! On top of that, I promise to return to Dakotas to the native tribes, ending the protests, and allowing us to finally declare war on the Dakotas!
See I can politics.Tuesday, 08-Nov-16 21:18:32 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Sincere apologies. Ran into serious financial issues.
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@thelastgherkin I mean it could be worse
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@rarity http://pny.lv/10scd relevant on several levels.
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@flamediamond Hi there
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@thelastgherkin How can you be sure you aren't still sleeping now?
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Wednesday, 19-Oct-16 08:00:17 UTC from web -
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