Notices by Someone Probably (elli), page 39

  1. It's usually the same girl too. Actually a lot of the stories aren't even parties, just us getting drunk and doing dumb things

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:29:45 UTC from web in context
  2. Partying hard is hard

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:26:21 UTC from web in context
  3. I just realized that all my party stories start with "this girl and I" and end with "and we fell"

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:26:06 UTC from web in context
  4. This one time I was partying and this girl and I tried to dance but we were too drunk and we fell

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:22:54 UTC from web
  5. @yodeleerie yeah why aren't we

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:18:57 UTC from web in context
  6. @yodeleerie hell yeah

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:17:52 UTC from web in context
  7. I became a party animal at some point

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:17:13 UTC from web in context
  8. But not on Arbor Day, that would just be disrespectful

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:16:06 UTC from web in context
  9. And weekends

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:12:42 UTC from web
  10. I drink on weekdays

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 06:12:00 UTC from web in context
  11. I haven't committed one way or the other yet

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:51:05 UTC from web
  12. I don't hate Bernie Sanders, I don't think he's a terrible candidate, just not the right candidate.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:42:39 UTC from web in context
  13. @nightmarenarwhal Policy is one thing, and definitely an important thing, but strength in debate is almost just as important.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:34:13 UTC from web in context
  14. Also on the topic of legalizing marijuana, "let's legalize it in a few states and see how it goes, then if everything doesn't go to papaya legalize it everywhere" is probably the most reasonable opinion I've heard on the topic.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:33:09 UTC from web
  15. @mrmattimation Eh, he's spineless. Clinton tore him apart in the debate. We don't need another spineless president, however decent their policy may be.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:29:52 UTC from web in context
  16. And I mean none of those things make him an innately BAD candidate, just not one I agree with.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:25:58 UTC from web
  17. Bernie Sanders voted against the Brady Bill what, five times? And he voted for a bill to grant legal immunity to firearm manufacturers. He also was opposed to bills allowing raised visa caps, allowing more immigrants to move into the country more easily. Sure, it's easy to go by the things he says and think he's great, but you gotta look at the things he's actually done too.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:25:32 UTC from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation Fair point.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:17:34 UTC from web in context
  19. What's everyone's deal with Hilary Clinton anyway?

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:14:18 UTC from web in context
  20. @mrmattimation People hate anything with the world "middle". You gotta be either far left or far right for anyone to agree with you.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:10:37 UTC from web in context
  21. @nightmarenarwhal Most of his policies are idealistic mush. He's made too many promises that sound great but just aren't realistic. I prefer a candidate with moderate but realistic goals than one who lives in the clouds.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:07:15 UTC from web in context
  22. All I know is that I'm not voting for Sanders.

    Wednesday, 14-Oct-15 04:04:11 UTC from web in context
  23. I wanna be just like Frank Underwood when I grew up

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:57:31 UTC from web
  24. If this boat tips I ain't drownin' with ya

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:55:07 UTC from web
  25. @nightmarenarwhal "This vahment thinks he's got my good graces in check after a couple hours ovahtime. Thinks I can be won ovah with a little cahpet cutting and some solid sales. Little does he know I ain't some lil pup in the street, I'm a"

    "Who are you talking to?"

    "NO ONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT."

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:52:43 UTC from web in context
  26. Sometimes I also unglide my ayes and drop my r's and give dramatic sililoquies

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:45:03 UTC from web in context
  27. Sometimes I get to tell people they're doing a good job too, that's fun

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:43:21 UTC from web
  28. Sometimes I get to yell at people, that can be fun

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:41:50 UTC from web in context
  29. I mostly just sell carpets and carpet accessories

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:32:17 UTC from web in context
  30. @redenchilada One time I had a customer buy 32 inch for a 40 inch window and I was like whaaa

    Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:27:58 UTC from web in context