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I have had to remind him of the time he ate nothing but bananas for a week but he remembers seeing my genitals clear as day
Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:34:12 UTC from web -
he's not even like learning disabled or anything, he just sees batcave and forgets entire weeks worth of his life
Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:33:47 UTC from web -
that big feel when the only person at work who's appletier at your job than you is literally mentally infirm
Friday, 26-Jan-18 17:51:19 UTC from web-
@tiff man I wish the people worse than me at my job were retarded, I wouldn’t get mad at them quite as often if that were the case
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@mrmattimation don't get mad, get results
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a few months ago I complained about how YouTube returns videos to your sub box even after you've watched them. I don't have this problem anymore because my box is taken up by a month of videos I haven't watched yet
Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:42:14 UTC from web-
@tiff damn you get videos in your sub box, you must be suckin Susan Wojcicki's dick or somethin
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say what you will about the american legal system but i love a bone-chilling verdict from a judge
Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:31:57 UTC from web -
the ending to the larry nassar story is one of the greatest in all of human history
Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:27:40 UTC from web -
I showed my friend at work my dick today and she rated it 4/10 :(
Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 21:53:57 UTC from web -
This begs the question
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I'm writing a piece about my favourite album of all time. It's 1,800 words long so far and I've only talked about three tracks
Sunday, 21-Jan-18 14:42:46 UTC from web -
Jeff Rosenstock — POST- / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2orjq
Saturday, 20-Jan-18 16:59:46 UTC from web -
well holy apple, I wrote a review for the new They Might Be Giants album, I Like Fun. you can check it out here: http://pny.lv/2oli6 (am still working on making the site look nice)
Friday, 19-Jan-18 21:14:43 UTC from web -
new They Might Be Giants album is pretty good
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Listening to Ween today. Chocolate and Cheese is not as good an album as people suggest it is but The Mollusk is great
Thursday, 18-Jan-18 21:16:47 UTC from web-
quebec is good as well
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How does this tablet works if the pen doesnt require batteries?
Thursday, 18-Jan-18 21:19:33 UTC from web -
Nazi synthesiser
Thursday, 18-Jan-18 18:59:56 UTC from web -
quick what sort of font would an anime movie use for its credits
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 22:24:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation white verdana with a black shadow
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The Unamator
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 22:01:08 UTC from web -
I refuse to look into these Stormy Daniels stories because I'm waiting for the information to come out as misleading or wrong
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:53:18 UTC from web-
@tiff i don't trust anyone whose last name is actually a first name and whose first name is an adjective
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@mrmattimation I never trust somebody with two first names so you're barking up the wrong boy here
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@tiff listen here motherFrankerZer, i can legally kick your ass and i won't get deported for it
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OK feel free to ignore the following: tw sex and junk
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:18:43 UTC from web -
Or suicidal
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:49:05 UTC from web -
i read those two posts in the wrong order it seems lol
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:49:01 UTC from web -
Could you imagine all of this sex assault talk if Pony was still here?
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 21:25:13 UTC from web -
miss me with that "living in [completely different sociocultural environment] is tougher so western people don't know what struggle is" mango
Wednesday, 17-Jan-18 18:46:23 UTC from web-
@tiff there are kids in uganda who don't even know who "kuckles the echidna" is stop complaining
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Not a fan of this "8:30-6:00" work day business
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Almost shaved my damn head this weekend, but I didn't because I'm scared. Guess I'll just have to listen to enough Jimmy Buffet to justify the parrothead look...
Tuesday, 16-Jan-18 22:35:19 UTC from web-
@scribus Likely by this upcoming equinox I'll be using the straight razor on the ol nogbone
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"Just saw a guy call trump Cheeto von tweeto and I honestly haven’t stopped laughing for the last 5 minutes"
Sunday, 14-Jan-18 20:32:06 UTC from web -
or: the only reason i'm ever clean shaven
Tuesday, 16-Jan-18 22:38:35 UTC from web -
what confuses me with the jo marney story is, meghan markle isn't even black????
Tuesday, 16-Jan-18 21:23:04 UTC from web -
it’s all a conspiracy, Breitbart was playing for both sides all along
Tuesday, 16-Jan-18 20:30:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation hearing that Bannon was going to do an interview this morning I wondered if he’d be bipped before that
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my cat has become obsessed by the general concept of jars/glasses/mugs and now every drink i take is exhibitionistic
Tuesday, 16-Jan-18 19:08:13 UTC from web
