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Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web -
Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 13:55:42 UTC from web-
@tiff oh hell yes it is. Even the Pulp Fiction nodding-to was funny. Donuts, I got donuts, I—hey, I know you
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I'm a bad guy
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:23:06 UTC from web -
full transparency: i would definitely papaya dana loesch if she asked me to
Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 16:19:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i can get into it
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does anyone else sometimes choose the lyric video for a song instead of the official music video because it feels like it would be overwhelming to have the music video in the background
Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 11:52:07 UTC from web -
Wow my fave band of all time sure are incredible live
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seeing Everything Everything live tonight lads
Monday, 05-Mar-18 08:49:16 UTC from web -
me to myself: okay old boy, you're seeing your favourite band tomorrow. all you have to do is make sure you don't do anything stupid for 24 hours
me: [eats 5 of those breakfast bars that make me fart a lot]Sunday, 04-Mar-18 20:33:45 UTC from web -
Superorganism — Superorganism / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2x0yc
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 16:52:57 UTC from web -
I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
i mean big ups to my family for not teaching me how to do things when i was a kid and then wondering why i suck
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:40:19 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash I'm not the one who suggested it
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Apparently the only explanation for not being able to tie shoes is being disabled so thanks for that one, the Internet
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:31:23 UTC from web -
I have a a hyper-specific knot-related learning disability AMA
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:25:00 UTC from web -
Every single guide is like "use your third hand and loop this string through a hole that doesn't exist"
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:19:21 UTC from web -
I am trying to follow this Curious George instructional guide and I don't get it
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:10:32 UTC from web -
Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash You're just as bad as tiff at tying shoelaces.
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I like that the basis of most conspiracy theories is "they don't want anybody to find out but they still encode puzzles for you to figure out"
Friday, 02-Mar-18 22:52:36 UTC from web -
Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.
Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web -
I haven't watched Hamilton because I'm not white enough but I love this Weird Al polka about it https://youtu.be/3v0c6smpHSk
Friday, 02-Mar-18 10:52:16 UTC from web -
My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right
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@tiff Can't imagine what else that could possibly mean.
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@actualrudolph if she means something else then i'll have some explaining to do
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shoutout to my grandmother for sharing an article titled 'segregation had to be invented'
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:10:12 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation space isn't real dickeater
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Everything Everything — A Deeper Sea / EP REVIEW https://t.co/M4snYRQ3xA
Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 21:50:23 UTC from web -
POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:04:36 UTC from web -
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Sunday, 25-Feb-18 21:02:37 UTC from web -
WAX THE NIP
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 15:32:50 UTC from web -
Is there a speedrunning community but for food? What ever the WR is for eating a 12-box of Krispy Kreme, I'm very sure that I could beat it (this post is half cry for help, half humble brag that I've eaten 12 Krispy Kreme donuts in the space of about 20 hours)
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:29 UTC from web -
Kero Kero Bonito — TOTEP / EP REVIEW https://t.co/4y9fR4Wo44
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:54:23 UTC from web -
sometimes i forget some of my twitter followers know me in real life and see me on a weekly basis
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 14:36:06 UTC from web -
copy-pasting your tweets over to RDN is the new meta
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:49 UTC from web -
"But Tiff! Voracious and appalling though you are," you posit, rudely but fairly, "20 hours is but 100 minutes per Kreme. A fool's victory!" To that, I say: you're the fool. That was just me eating for fun. Imagine the boundless heights I'd reach if I were eating for attention.
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:40 UTC from web
