Devon O.'s home timeline

Notices

  1. this new Eminem album sure is bad

    Saturday, 16-Dec-17 12:05:13 UTC from web
  2. I'M GONNA PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG / A GORILLA GOT SHOT TODAY / NODDIN MY HEAD LIKE YEAH

    Saturday, 16-Dec-17 21:07:04 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  3. I'm pretty sure despite being teetotal I get second-hand hangovers from people

    Saturday, 16-Dec-17 13:22:04 UTC from web
    • When the dick's away, the traps aren't gay

      Saturday, 16-Dec-17 12:37:09 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
    • I haven't drunk water in like 18 hours, whups

      Saturday, 16-Dec-17 09:07:47 UTC from MuSTArDroid
      • I'm back from the company Christmas party. It was extremely loud and the buffet was an organizational disaster (waiting 15 minutes in line). I had good conversations but the music made it barely possible to understand each other.

        Friday, 15-Dec-17 22:05:11 UTC from web
      • my friend was just telling me about the time one of his friends was offered a threesome by two hot girls who covered it up by saying they were going to watch the Garfield movie, but the dude was so high and drunk that he actually watched the Garfield movie with two naked girls lmaooooo

        Thursday, 14-Dec-17 23:36:08 UTC from web
      • update to what I said earlier: I now hate Ajit Pai for doing those dumb green screen things and wish him all the worst

        Thursday, 14-Dec-17 23:38:26 UTC from web
        • This part made me spit http://rainbowdash.net/url/865834

          Thursday, 14-Dec-17 23:32:22 UTC from web
        • like, somebody like Donald Trump, I have no sympathy for. I'd be happy to hear that he died depressed and alone. the idea of an Ajit Pai being miserable brings me much less joy for some reason

          Thursday, 14-Dec-17 18:17:03 UTC from web
        • people are giving ajit pai FrankerZ for his quirky "i'm just a guy!!!" green screen pics but for me personally it's one of the most convincing cases for making me believe he's just a sad guy who wants to be liked

          Thursday, 14-Dec-17 18:09:17 UTC from web
        • why are albums still dropping this year, i wanna post my AOTY list

          Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 21:26:00 UTC from web
        • god my beard used to suck

          Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 20:07:07 UTC from web
          • my abel/toto mashup is still FrankerZin delicious

            Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:37:04 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
          • did I spend $60 on a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards? you're mistaken, actually. it came with a felt mat

            Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:07:54 UTC from web
            • DAMN.

              Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:06:46 UTC from shitposter.club
            • also new Twitter feature is noice

              Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:03:40 UTC from web
              • Patreon did a good thing. It did a bad thing first, but I'm happy that they did this good thing after

                Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:03:08 UTC from web
              • I always like the idea of having enough followers on Twitter that I argue with people all day, but only over stuff that matters, and without real consequence. People like Branson Reese and Dan Harmon have arguments but over a lot less as if it's a lot more

                Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 19:00:16 UTC from web
              • i haven't eaten lunch because i thought i was getting lunch with dion and chris and now it's almost two

                Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 18:56:40 UTC from web
              • a personal endeavour of mine going forward is to end any heated discussion with "thanks for rapping with me." I will never apologise for feeling what I feel but there are individual bases that aren't worth hating people over

                Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 18:56:04 UTC from web
                • What, on YouTube, dictates whether or not a video gets that porn website-style thumbnail preview or not?

                  Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 18:45:00 UTC from web
                • Tiff Ray Gun

                  Wednesday, 13-Dec-17 16:44:41 UTC from web
                • Tiff culture is pretending you did it on purpose

                  Tuesday, 12-Dec-17 23:15:07 UTC from web
                  • Adult culture is buying a Christmas sweater that's two sizes too large

                    Tuesday, 12-Dec-17 23:14:48 UTC from web
                    • someone explain Cat Person to me before I stop caring

                      Monday, 11-Dec-17 22:29:20 UTC from web
                    • I share a Netflix account with my friend and I peeked at his viewing activity and the last thing he watched was Minions

                      Sunday, 10-Dec-17 20:47:33 UTC from web
                      • Do you think it's a clever thing to judge potential future relationships based on how well you think you'd get on with their friends

                        Sunday, 10-Dec-17 20:00:21 UTC from web
                        • I like when Google tries to advertise to me a product that I literally just bought ten minutes ago. Thanks pal, good algorithm

                          Sunday, 10-Dec-17 18:37:03 UTC from web
                          • Wow, it's actually snowing. I'm at an age where this angers me more than anything else

                            Sunday, 10-Dec-17 09:52:01 UTC from MuSTArDroid