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as a general rule of thumb: if you describe somebody's death as something that was "fate" or "meant to be", you're a mango and should go and Fluffle Puff yourself
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 13:15:53 UTC from web-
@tiff * unless it is a myth, a piece of modern fiction, or a D&D character fighting the literal personification of Fate
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honestly I'm still really invested in Minecraft updates even though I don't play the game
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 00:39:47 UTC from web -
what's a general term that you would use in a fantasy setting for "creatures that aren't human but are equally cognisant and prone to living in established civilisations amongst humans"
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 21:56:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's like father never left
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Songs of Experience is one of U2's better albums in a hot minute but it's not War (1983) so I hate it all the same
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 19:58:35 UTC from web -
I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 12:11:31 UTC from web-
@adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush
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@tiff I can and I will
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@thelastgherkin gotta fight hte user that is yourself first, pal
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Oh no! Bette Midler!
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 11:34:19 UTC from web -
one of my friends who I only see a few times a year now was showing me her photo album of her dog and in the middle of them all there was a meme she'd made of Jacob Rees-Mogg
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:04:44 UTC from web -
I love my friends
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:03:52 UTC from web -
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 23:02:18 UTC from web -
the only people now still defending Trump are people who are just outright not worth talking to in any capacity
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 23:01:14 UTC from web-
@tiff It's satire dude, just like how when I mango my pants I'm ACTUALLY making fun of OTHER people who Potato Knishes their pants
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dashi gang dashi gang dashi gang dashi gang
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 22:21:40 UTC from web -
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Wednesday, 29-Nov-17 19:08:05 UTC from web -
i'm sure we're all bored of tiff2 but sometimes he still says crazy apple
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:48:16 UTC from web -
whoa
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:47:57 UTC from web -
just noticed that all n-words are a-holes
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just kidding i feel both of these options
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:21:49 UTC from web -
I'm torn between "if you go on a TV show where somebody gives you a tattoo that you don't know the contents of, you're asking to be embarrassed" and "the other person is still kind of a kiwi for doing that anyway"
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:21:34 UTC from web -
my friend goes to uni with one of the 500 women who went on Just Tattoo of Us and gave their S/O a tattoo about how they're breaking up with them
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:19:04 UTC from web -
real talk in real life my dick is a topic of conversation way more than i would like
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:14:41 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation do what i do and talk about other people's
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the thing that makes Love Actually a hundred times worse is the fact that Hugh Grant is in it
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 19:46:06 UTC from web -
the yearly tradition of silently tutting at everybody who thinks Love Actually is a good film
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 19:36:55 UTC from web -
somehow i'm not surprised that nate dogg died from stroking too hard
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 22:56:14 UTC from web -
i feel like whoever made the censored version of shake that ft. nate dogg might as well have not bothered
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 22:52:11 UTC from web -
[roadman shaq voice] blocK
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 22:47:03 UTC from web -
don't reply saying all words are made up sounds i will block
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 22:46:51 UTC from web -
i don't like that all the big shaq memes use 'ting' as the indicative term in the titles because that's like the only part of Man's Not Hot that isn't a made up sound
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 22:46:31 UTC from web -
big mod
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 21:47:29 UTC from web -
All Nazis are terrible.
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In one experiment, children were shown drawings of Elmo eating cookies while Cookie Monster looked on. Both black and white subjects agreed that Elmo is eating cookies, but the black children said that Cookie Monster be eating cookies.[1][2]
Saturday, 25-Nov-17 18:32:00 UTC from web -
it only took about 3 days for me to get very bored of Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp and its communistic bullFluffle Puff
Saturday, 25-Nov-17 17:54:33 UTC from web
