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I was going through real-life personal romantic drama when I originally wrote this comic story. I’ll post it in its entirety as one big image tomorrow or something. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875370
Sunday, 08-Dec-19 07:37:13 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Does Swole Foods take place in a real fake Virginia town or a fake fake one? I'm working on a series of novels in a fake San Bernardino, CA, myself, just curious about other people's home state integration or whatever.
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@scribus It’s a fake town that’s an amalgamation of several real towns in Northern Virginia, mostly the suburbs around Fairfax and Loudoun counties. Swole Foods itself is based on a real grocery chain based in Maryland. The skyline that you see in the cartoons and some comics is wholly made up and I’m not sure if that’s the town itself or if it’s just a city that you can see FROM the town, like Arlington or something.
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the most wonderful thing about tiggers is that we’ve hunted them to functional extinction
Saturday, 07-Dec-19 21:46:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Oh goddamnit man you just made me wonder if one of the symbolically adopted animals I've gifted to people through the zoo over the years has been poached :(
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THE DOCTOR
Saturday, 07-Dec-19 20:39:39 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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EDDIE MURPHY as
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INTRODUCING
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Now that Virginia’s a safe blue state can somebody PLEASE primary my DINO Senator
Friday, 06-Dec-19 08:39:56 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I guess that is true. But I am not talking about the senator. I am talking about you seemingly not betting on a horse, but instead betting on the outcome when everyone who gets to vote. If that makes sense.
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@drinkingpony no, it doesn’t make sense, you’re just spewing again
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@mrmattimation I do not specifically know what 'spewing again' means. But it sounds nasty.
But in the very least I came to understand that you do not understand me.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Trungalunga gobbity dick http://rainbowdash.net/url/875367
Saturday, 07-Dec-19 08:36:59 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m being investigated at work over an allegation that everyone knows is totally bogus, and now the guy is saying he doesn’t want them to check the cameras. Gee, I wonder why.
Thursday, 05-Dec-19 21:47:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Try not to get fired.
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@drinkingpony I went in to give my side of the story shortly after posting that, the investigation’s over now. I urged them to check the cameras but they were able to close it just on the merits of my unprepared story (I was caught pretty much off-guard when I came into work this morning) just lined up better than the customer’s story, which I’m sure he rehearsed to himself over and over before he came in.
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Yo are we banning twitch streamers because their dogs showed up and started sniffing their crotch on camera? Aight internet, Imma head out, that’s papayaing stupid.
Thursday, 05-Dec-19 18:58:05 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I wish I had the remaining capacity to believe you were joking
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I was bored, I spend some time trying to learn what is what in that. I am sorry to say @mrmattimation was not exactly forthcoming with the information. Unless if dogs sniffing crotches is a more common occurrence. @scribus It is WAY more complicated than that.
In short. Alinity posted a video of Luna ( her dog ) sniffing her cooch for a good 8 seconds while she was doing some sort of yoga position on Twitter. Then later deleted it off of twitter, but it was also on her Twitch, which she apparently did not delete or deleted WAY later. this was in week 48 of 2019. Then in week 49 suddenly PETA started to "Demand" that she was going to be banned. She was never banned.
My sources, pretty much, Discord, http://rainbowdash.net/url/875365 http://rainbowdash.net/url/875366 PETA's twitter, This streamer's twitter & twitch.
But we still need some sort of exterminators to come over "Yeah, we have what we professionals call a 'THOT infestation' going on"
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@drinkingpony PETA gonna PET, I guess
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I dunno how unpopular an opinion this is, but I think the straight man in any comedy scene is 100x funnier if he just doesn’t say anything.
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 08:40:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Oh yes, I agree. The moment I hear that the person tapping jokes takes it up the chocolate highway is the moment I can truely laugh at their jokes.
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@mrmattimation Kevin Smith has done well with it, but Bob Newhart made a career of being a solo straight man, so I think there's a spectrum of wiggle room.
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We’re entering the home stretch on our way to Election Day and I dunno about the rest of America, but I’M closing my eyes and plugging my ears until it’s all over.
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 01:17:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation With all due respect, I think you are somehow doing what you are doing in the reverse order ?
I mean I like putting my eggs in my favorite basket as much as the next lazy hen. But you kinda want to return to see the work you do actually do pay off. What if I chose the Beto basket up early ?
Not to mention that EVERYONE ( and their mum ) are extremely on edge because of the seasonal festivities and the outside cold.
Besides, the time untill Januari 20th 2021 is a LONG one to cover your ears and plug your eyes.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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RIP Kamala Harris, now Joe Biden won’t have anyone to argue about who locked up more people
Wednesday, 04-Dec-19 00:20:58 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m gonna go ahead and tell people at work tomorrow that I look exhausted because of all the sex I’ve been having, and NOT because I spent several hours in virtual reality instead of sleeping
Tuesday, 03-Dec-19 07:49:37 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Virtual sex is still sex I guess. So I guess technically it would not be lying.
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I know I’m behind the times but SUPERHOT VR is a batcaveing blast.... I’m super sweaty from all of the moving around though
Tuesday, 03-Dec-19 07:45:14 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Old Chinese guy who threatened to sue me a few weeks back came in today looking for vitamins that help with your memory. He must need them, because he asked me three separate times where the vitamins were. Then he tried to pay with the gift card I offered him a few weeks back, but he didn’t have the gift card, just an activation slip. I told him there isn’t enough information on the activation slip for me to charge the gift card, he tells me he never got a gift card. I tell him, sir, you’re holding the activation slip for the gift card. He says “you lie to me, i not lie to you, you mistreat customers, you bad man” and leaves. One of the more bizarre things to happen to me this week.
Monday, 02-Dec-19 07:37:49 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Oof, rough day.
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The President is so innocent he’s refusing to let anyone say so under oath
Monday, 02-Dec-19 01:09:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Hitman 2 is probably one of the best games of all time
Sunday, 01-Dec-19 02:20:47 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation 2002 or 2018 ?
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@drinkingpony 2018, it scratches every possible satisfying itch in my brain
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Almost comical how the GOP is having a hard time finding a candidate to fill the Senate Ethics Committee chairmanship vacancy.
Saturday, 30-Nov-19 20:02:15 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Senate rule XXV. It comes up every few years, the laughter I mean. Barbara Boxer and Pat Robert's cases specfically. Eventually they'll find some poor sodding excuse to bend the rules a wee bit or some poor excuse for a politician to dump there for a while. The ones that stand out in the game of politics do not stay in there for long. Look at Mitch McConnell or Harry Reid. Gotta climb up that ladder somehow. Even if that means, to quote Dinozzo from NCIS from the start of season six "Being the only cop on a Carrier isn't in any way a 'fun' thing to do, especially for this salary".
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Welp, I own a VR headset now.
Saturday, 30-Nov-19 03:50:55 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation That's fun, too. Ooh! Or, get a drone, and then run through an obstacle course while you watch yourself from a 3rd POV. It's super disorienting.
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@scribus That heavily depends on the person really. Heck I have a friend who did a drone obstacle course like that and behaved like a pro. I also have a friend who nearly fell off of her chair after 2 minutes of playing Mario Kart on a huge projector screen.
I have a suspicion that it has something to do with how fast you become queezy after sitting on a merry-go-round.
I believe Brainiac did something like that YEARS ago.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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You know the scene in racing movies where you're coming in to the finish line, and you get a flat tire, then you spin out and hit the wall and get airborne and land on your nose and spin a couple times, finally ending up facing the wrong way on the infield? Yeah, my #NaNoWriMo project did that to me at 40,000.
Friday, 29-Nov-19 18:05:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Is there a program of some kind where I can give the dimensions of a room and add reverb to audio based on the calculations of those dimensions
Thursday, 28-Nov-19 20:56:31 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Ehh, I guess you want http://rainbowdash.net/url/875357 or https://www.roomeqwizard.com/
But just know that the way that you placed your couch affects the whole calculation of the first so, quite useless unless if you like empty rooms.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I left my phone at a Best Buy in the next town over for four hours for a super simple screen replacement and I came back and they told me to drive to the hellmouth that is Reston, Virginia, which is a seven hour drive away from me (approx. two miles), because my phone is one millimeter too big to fit in their fancy machine they use to pull screens off. I despise the Geek Squad, they have literally never helped me with anything.
Thursday, 28-Nov-19 04:53:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Aw man I wish I had one of those fancy screen pulling machines. Doing it by hand is just a non-option unless if you want the thing to look worse than when you started, especially if you call it 'super simple'
Unless if you like bubbles, in which case, post pictures :D
Seriously though, I wish you goodluck with the whole ordeal and if possible, look into the option to mail it in.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:35:29 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation He looks like a giant sneezed on him.
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hey buddy you're hogging the equipment http://rainbowdash.net/url/875351
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:11:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 08:09:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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wall street etc http://rainbowdash.net/url/875349
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I have a coworker whose name sounds like Scooby Doo trying to pronounce lady parts.
Wednesday, 27-Nov-19 04:17:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Dolores?
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@mrmattimation Oh. I had actually thought Regina, haha. Wrong anyway. :p
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man i have no idea what "99 Luftballons" is about but it sure is catchy. sure do hope it's not some bizarre nazi apple, can't really trust those germans these days
Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 07:37:03 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation It is a protest song against the cold war.
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@drinkingpony pretty sure it’s about invading Poland or whatever Germans do for fun
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@mrmattimation What germans do for fun ? Same as me, drink a lot of alcohol while dressed in funny dresses and making a lot of puns about weiners.
Oh, and dancing.
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99 red balloons, blitzkrieg france and steal their art
Tuesday, 26-Nov-19 07:43:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
