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I like that we now have a government where one branch is apparently legally allowed to just flat-out ignore the other two.
Monday, 04-Nov-19 03:34:09 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Shoulder-check them balances right into the wall.
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@scribus I'm sure Republicans will be pleased with the precedent they're setting ten years from now when a Democratic president decides to declare all guns illegal and the Supreme Court says "well, executive privilege and whatnot"
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Donald Trump persuades voters by claiming to be only candidate who can defeat Donald Trump
Monday, 04-Nov-19 01:27:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, it took Hitler to kill Hitler!
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Someone shoots up a party. The proposed solution is to ban partying. It's official - American firearms have more rights than people do.
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 23:59:31 UTC from web-
@scribus I mean we already tried to blame the gay community after a gay nightclub got shot up so ????♀️
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(as such) http://rainbowdash.net/url/875291
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 06:27:28 UTC from web -
so do i change things up and do the credits in the same font as the title card, or do i keep the MattFont http://rainbowdash.net/url/875290
Sunday, 03-Nov-19 06:27:16 UTC from web -
If Jamie Lee Curtis was so scared of Michael Meyers coming back to get her why’d she stay in Haddonfield and not move to, like, Guam or something? Seems to me like she was kinda asking for it in the 2018 movie
Saturday, 02-Nov-19 20:49:53 UTC from web -
In the Halloween universe Kanye West probably gave a speech about how Obama didn’t do anything for Chicago cuz Michael Meyers is still goin around cuttin’ fools up. Think about it.
Saturday, 02-Nov-19 16:56:55 UTC from web -
Three weeks of work: https://youtu.be/TKGld5rtpeA !vgp !art #BabysitterNES
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 05:27:17 UTC from web- thismightbeauser likes this.
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@thismightbeauser I am NOT tracing sprites, I am "taking" "inspiration!" lol (Actually got a lot from Sweet Home for the Famicom)
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@scribus So a 'All Summer Long' to 'Sweet Home Alabama' or more of a 'Ice Ice Baby' to 'Under Pressure' kinda thing ?
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@drinkingpony More like a "I grabbed a book of 50 songs that are all the same three chords" deal.
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Everytime I look at the inner workings of current day America I am both amazed and amused just a little bit more.
Imagine telling your political rival that she is a Russian asset ( and then the Republican fubar story bending ) only to see your political rival hit over 2% in the DNC approved polls so you get see her be on the debate.
I might be REALLY late to draw that conclusion but it took a while for me to figure out how the DNC polling actually works.
But I am probably boring you all to death with stuff like this, I just had to laugh when I found out how the boomerang effect actually worked in this :)Thursday, 31-Oct-19 13:46:27 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Dammit Matt, if you are about to say something so ridiculously funny warn me first. Now I have to clean the splatter damage from my monitor.
Next thing you are going to tell me that Hillary was not a political rival to Obama back in 2008 either ( 128 delegates too short, you know what I am talking about )
But I know what is wrong here. Go look up the definition of the word 'Rival' and then get back to me.
Oh for the love of... now I have streaks all over my monitor.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were literally running against each other you weak-chinned gimp, I don’t know why you think you, as a non-American, are the authority on American politics because you read a copy of the NY Post on reddit two years ago, especially when you keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape that plays straight into alt-right gaslighting strategies. Not only are Clinton and Gabbard not even in the same race, if they were Gabbard STILL would be polling below 5%, I hate Hillary Clinton but even I’m not blind and stupid enough to think that Clinton and Gabbard are ANYWHERE in the same league. At least Bernie Sanders was liked by more than two people, Gabbard is a god damn joke over here, she is not ahead or even competing in ANY state primary contest, she’s even losing in her own home state, she’s the kind of brain dead moron who’s asking wage slaves to talk to their managers because her turkey wasn’t cut exactly one eight of an inch at the deli.
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@mrmattimation If Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama were running against eachother that makes them rivals. If someone in your 'group' calls you out for doing or being bad, then you are rivals too.
Also, I keep spouting blatantly untrue bullgrape ? Have you ever looked into a mirror ? Also I hope Reddit dies since it is nothing but a circlejerk.
Gaslighting not a tool of the alt-right. It is being employed as a tool by all political sides.
You are blind if you do not see the relevance of being called a something by a super ( Oh but she is not running, so it is ohkay *eyeroll* )
I do not care if she does not stand a chance, I find it hilarious that someone can make a comeback from the brink of falling off the radar by a FUBAR by HRC.
I am afraid I know nothing about her Turkey though. Only thing I know about Turkey is a recent vote in the House of Representatives about acknowledging a genocide. But I would be surprised if Tulsi knows anything about that, even though that is her job.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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If Gabbard is intent on wasting her time fighting somebody who isn’t even on the ballot, that’s her choice, though. Doesn’t change the fact that she will never be President.
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 21:13:42 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Didn't they say the same thing about the current president ?
https://youtu.be/XvgnOqcCYCM?t=83
Aging like milk that one is.
But to adres what you said. It is not the fact that she is fighting someone who isn't on the ballot, It is that the other party picked a fight and lost in the most spectacular way. I hope you like seeing her on the debate stage ( even if she might not get any microphone time ). Remember who you have to thank for that, someone who has been an insider for YEARS.
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I wish we’d just take party labels off of politicians and just let their policy do the talking. In 2018 very progressive ballot initiatives were voted in by the people on the same day that the same state elected Trump Republicans.
Thursday, 31-Oct-19 02:40:04 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Hell, I'd do away with the whole party system, they give parties a bad name!
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@scribus Obviously that’ll never happen, but some states have laws putting all candidates regardless of party on the same primary ballot, and I think we should just.... take away the letter next to their names and force people to actually do mangoing policy research.
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@mrmattimation Effin' A, man.
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The Outer Worlds looks like Fallout 3 when you’re in a conversation, but I suspect people are just gonna ignore that.
Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:34:02 UTC from web -
TIME TO PRELOAD RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 BAYBEEEEEEE
Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 18:10:46 UTC from web -
What is going on in California ? I know little to nothing about the electricity infrastructure but aparently it is blacking out WAY too much.
Does it have anything to do with them not using the superior 230V format ?Monday, 28-Oct-19 09:22:01 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony But it is funny both ways, heh
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@scribus The more I read about this the more angry it makes me. A large portion of the state got wiped out due to PG&E's negligence.
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@thismightbeauser Yeah, I've been living pretty much in a condition of rage overflow for a while, now. It's so much of such a large problem, and while I know *I* can't fix it, I also know that if we all ignore it, it'll never get better.
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Good job, Nats fans, you probably made the President strike his wife. Talk about inconsiderate.
Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:52:07 UTC from web -
I feel like if we’re going to hear the President say he’s resigning, it’s probably shortly after a hypothetical scenario in which an entire baseball stadium chants “lock him up” with him in attendance, right?
Monday, 28-Oct-19 08:02:29 UTC from web -
Ok. THIS is a Lionel Hutz move. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875280
Friday, 25-Oct-19 19:43:22 UTC from web -
A three-way race with Tulsi running as an independent probably is the precursor to a Democrat being elected President (see: 1992)
Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:23:37 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation But Ross Perrot ran on a platform closer to Bush's than Clinton's to the point where he endorced the republicans in 2000 and beyond. ( Also in 1992 he did not recieve any electoral college votes, but it was still considdered to have divided the voting public to a degree where Bush lost that year )
Tulsi Gabbard was the vice chair of the DNC and did Democratic 'things' before that. So instead of snooping off of the Republican votes ( like the 1992 Perot example ), she will snoop off the Democrat votes.
Remember when Trump had to sign an accord with the GOP that he would not run as independant ? Looks like "the worm has turned" to mangle a phraise.
So yeah, Tulsi, if you want to see Trump 2020 succeed. DO IT !Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Somehow not surprising that Tulsi Gabbard primary supporters have a net negative favorability for every single other Democratic candidate (including Bernie, at negative thirty percent). If Hillary Clinton is right in that she’s being groomed for a third party run, she’s a pretty bad candidate to groom, since it seems current Tulsi supporters are probably more likely to vote for Trump in a two-way race.
Friday, 25-Oct-19 06:21:55 UTC from web -
It seems like our router was hijacked or something, but I honestly have no idea. My phone said I needed to sign in, which redirected to a URL lushka (dot) ml (slash) captive, which seems like it may have been a Mastodon instance at some point? Now it's just Nginx with the default "I'm Nginx!" webpage.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 06:06:15 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser please log in now to pay your Verizon bill
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...Hutz specifically is on my mind because the voice I’m doing for one of the Swole Foods regulars is just a Phil Hartman impersonation and I was practicing the voice today.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:59:25 UTC from web -
Lionel Hutz would be a better defense attorney than Rudy Giuliani.
Thursday, 24-Oct-19 00:55:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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If the 2020 Democrat does not use “Make America Great Again” as her slogan, the comedian in me will force me to vote against her in protest of missing such an easy opportunity.
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:46:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I noticed the "Keep America Great" hanging on a housemate's rack and I just wondered how anyone could possibly believe that anything changed for the better over this presidency
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@thismightbeauser I do notice most of the people who wave that stuff around tend to be regular rank-and-file Republicans anyway. The so-called “silent majority” that got him elected in the first place, the Obama-Trump voters who work blue collar jobs or in agriculture or something like that, are probably a lot less happy with the way things are going right now.
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Am I even a comedian anymore? Everything I write is really depressing now.
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 19:55:49 UTC from web -
It’s another one of those stare-at-the-ceiling-because-you’re-too-sad-to-sleep nights
Tuesday, 22-Oct-19 07:25:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's why I sleep in a blindfold; I only have to stare into the void that way.
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...and also, the store closes in fifteen minutes, how many cashiers do you want me to have??
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:49:42 UTC from web -
Just had a customer complain to me about how I was being “cheap” by replacing two of my cashiers with automated self serve machines. First of all, I’M being cheap? Second of all, we have the same amount of cashiers we always did. You just saw the extra self scans and assumed I deleted two real people to compensate.
Monday, 21-Oct-19 02:45:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation did you just assumed that someone else assumed ? [ Inception_Bwong.mp3 ]
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You are not a doctor at Johns Hopkins, ma’am
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:12:05 UTC from web -
This customer smells terrible
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 22:08:59 UTC from web -
Trying to figure out if Cesar Milan can exist in Swole Foods
Sunday, 20-Oct-19 05:40:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I'd say that that wholly depends on whether there is a dog section in that supermarket.
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