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Take off all your preppy clothes
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 08:40:01 UTC from web -
You: Happy Father's Day
Me, an intellectual: daddyMonday, 19-Jun-17 08:11:20 UTC from web -
Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 10:02:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing christ dude
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@thelastgherkin Our wizard used the Deck of Illusions to cast an illusion (a beholder) on the Lightning Rail tracks (a magical train that hovers in the air and is hold up by magic stones in the ground that shoot lightning) in order to stop the train because the tracks were supposedly manipulated by a Sherlock Holmes type detective gone full Moriarty. However the breaks were manipulated instead and thus the train was unable to stop and ran over the beholder illusion. We used a fly spell to get on the train and our sorcerer blasted a level 5 scorching ray and killed the lightning elemental in one round (5 individual attacks, two were crit with almost max damage rolls, and the rest were also high damage rolls). The train "rolled" safely into the train station with a huge melted whole in the front.
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Eat at Joe's
Friday, 16-Jun-17 16:15:40 UTC from web -
I dreamed of a Mario game where you had to decide which Mario characters would board in which hotels while on holiday and whichever one had Waluigi would kick him out after he wrecked up the place
Friday, 16-Jun-17 09:02:59 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1m9t3 this is a copy of the first animated gif ever uploaded to the internet.
Thursday, 15-Jun-17 18:10:39 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I'm pretty sure the first gif was the dancing baby
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There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 20:58:09 UTC from web -
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 08:58:10 UTC from web- Scribus and bastianilso like this.
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My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon
Monday, 12-Jun-17 08:22:33 UTC from web -
There are seven types of urine
Saturday, 10-Jun-17 21:50:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I've had three types today
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RIP Adam West :(
Saturday, 10-Jun-17 16:01:55 UTC from web -
What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 22:12:12 UTC from web -
Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 19:54:08 UTC from web- daggsy likes this.
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@scribus New Crash is out at the end of June. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859637
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@thelastgherkin @scribus When's the new Bubsy game out?
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@thelastgherkin @scribus his design is insanely ugly
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Thursday, 08-Jun-17 11:57:50 UTC from web -
This is the best Bob's Burgers credit gag http://rainbowdash.net/url/859597
Tuesday, 06-Jun-17 09:39:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I also really like the 99 Red Balloons one
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You were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew, Sans Undertale Potter
Sunday, 04-Jun-17 20:33:28 UTC from web -
-run Gherkin_grapepost_generator.exe
-input: The Internet (undefined)
-program: dot_connector
-output:
--image: pencil drawing or crude photoshop of mpreg Insane Clown Posse
--image caption: Mistakes Inta Mothermangoin' Miracles
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Fant4stic may have been an awful film, but here's the thing: http://rainbowdash.net/url/859548
Friday, 02-Jun-17 09:44:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I only have myself to blame for opening this one
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YOOOOOOOO I finished Zelda
Tuesday, 30-May-17 19:50:29 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@adiwan RDNblight Gherkin
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@thelastgherkin So... the fleshly vessel you inhabit is your "Divine Beast".
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@adiwan (looks in the mirror) Divine is right
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I'm so sick of hearing about covfefe already
Wednesday, 31-May-17 08:32:42 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between Kevin McCallister and Freddy Krueger?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 09:05:17 UTC from web -
How do I know if I'M prengan?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 08:57:35 UTC from web -
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is a pup named Scooby-DooTuesday, 30-May-17 07:56:01 UTC from web- Dino Mayer likes this.
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I scream. You scream. I scream. You scream.
Monday, 29-May-17 11:07:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Lewd.
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Game Theory: the Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess is Sans Undertale from Undertale
Sunday, 28-May-17 09:29:59 UTC from web-
Evidence: both are one-eyed skeletons. Both have great prowess in battles. Both are related to dogs/wolves. The Hero's Shade was once Majora's Mask Link so he has non-linear time travel powers
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Dogwood might just be the hardest working musician in steampunk.
Sunday, 28-May-17 04:38:14 UTC from web-
@scribus I love his enormous sandwiches
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I've never seen an episode of Spongebob and I hate that I still know what their voices sound like
Saturday, 27-May-17 10:40:18 UTC from web -
I'm gonna ban everyone on RDN
Saturday, 27-May-17 10:38:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin even Tiff?
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@tiffany Especially Tiff
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@thelastgherkin nooooo
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Show's over. Everybody go home. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859393
Thursday, 25-May-17 08:29:05 UTC from web -
Sir Walter Scott appeared in my dream last night to criticise my inability to dissect stories
Wednesday, 24-May-17 08:50:40 UTC from web
