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  1. in a clear power grab by Democrats, Virginia has just repealed mandatory segregation

    Friday, 21-Feb-20 19:40:32 UTC from web
  2. (Not that I condone using the name “Hussein” disparagingly, it just makes more sense to me as an American who grew up in the 2000s than grapeing “Rodham”.

    Friday, 21-Feb-20 08:22:52 UTC from web
  3. Using Hillary Rodham Clinton’s full name disparagingly always felt super goofy to me. They didn’t call her that when she was a Senator, or even the First Lady, right? So it feels like a successor to using Obama’s middle name disparagingly, but it just doesn’t work because there wasn’t a terrorist with the name “Rodham”.

    Friday, 21-Feb-20 08:21:13 UTC from web
  4. We just got Coca Cola’s new energy drink in the store, I went ahead and took some before they hit the shelves to try it out. It’s pretty impressive in that it just tastes like Coke. So why’s everything else taste like it’s got gasoline in it?

    Thursday, 20-Feb-20 19:37:24 UTC from web
  5. 2016 was the return of Reaganomics. 2020’s gonna be the return of the Supreme Court deciding our elections for us

    Thursday, 20-Feb-20 17:58:28 UTC from web
  6. Maybe

    Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:29:05 UTC from web
  7. I have more money saved up currently than I ever have in my entire life. Anyway that should get me through a single semester of college.

    Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:28:46 UTC from web
  8. I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for months and I never tried the online mode. A friend got the game last week so I booted it up today. Was way more fun than I thought it would be. We ended up playing for three hours, accomplishing absolutely nothing but still having a blast.

    Thursday, 20-Feb-20 09:12:00 UTC from web
  9. I wrote up an employee last night without giving my boss a heads up first, which I’m normally super hesitant to do. The guy’s a total prick and he’s been nasty to me and several customers for weeks now and I got sick of it, so I filled out the form. I came in today to learn, of course, that my boss threw it away.... because mine actually wasn’t harsh enough. He wrote his own that was waaaay more detailed.

    Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 23:06:25 UTC from web
  10. not to be a total papaya but seeing my mum in a healthy relationship with a nice dude who doesn't have any sort of alcohol dependency makes me very happy to see

    Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 17:19:52 UTC from web
  11. I used to be a very angry kid. I’m still angry now, but it’s evolved into petty passive-aggressiveness. Part of that is that I don’t like confrontation anymore. The other part of it is that, as an adult in retail management, I can express myself with official documents so that everyone in the company knows what a prick you are. A lot more satisfying than hitting people, IMO

    Tuesday, 18-Feb-20 23:12:08 UTC from web
  12. I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-20 19:50:17 UTC from web
  13. Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.

    Sunday, 16-Feb-20 00:25:21 UTC from web
  14. hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking

    Saturday, 15-Feb-20 02:15:17 UTC from web
  15. thinkin i should bring this back, who's here for the squigglevision renaissance http://rainbowdash.net/url/875441

    Friday, 14-Feb-20 06:43:08 UTC from web
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    • @mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.

      Friday, 14-Feb-20 06:51:51 UTC in context
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  16. My labor union is making it very difficult for me to be pro-union tbh. These guys objectively suck.

    Sunday, 09-Feb-20 21:49:46 UTC from web
  17. Well I guess it would, but I cancel myself out.

    Friday, 07-Feb-20 00:33:21 UTC from web
  18. would you believe i don’t drink anymore????

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:41:40 UTC from web
  19. would you believe I took up drinking in the first place??? college was great

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:43:51 UTC from web
  20. why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:33:28 UTC from web
  21. NOBODY was safe from Obi-Wan’s dick, old Ben was an “anything that moves” kinda guy, this guy FrankerZed a sith, like, I think we need to be talking about what a slut that guy was before we talk about Anakin’s nuclear family

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:36:33 UTC from web
  22. i hope Adult Swim's april fools prank this year is that they swapped the programming with Cartoon Network and kids are gonna wake up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of Teen Titans or whatever kids watch these days

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:27:56 UTC from web
  23. I just walked into Dairy Queen and a guy that I had fired was working the counter, which I think is as awkward as awkward gets.

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:50:17 UTC from web
  24. Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:27:10 UTC from web
  25. Trump claiming on Twitter that he’ll be President forever is awfully premature considering his age and the way he eats. I’m not even sure he’d be able to finish a second term.

    Thursday, 06-Feb-20 00:51:55 UTC from web
  26. Pete Buttigieg really out here bein gay and doin crimes

    Wednesday, 05-Feb-20 00:48:00 UTC from web
  27. What the Potato Knishes is going on in Iowa

    Tuesday, 04-Feb-20 05:51:04 UTC from web
  28. Obama was declared the winner in the 2008 Iowa caucus at 8:30 Iowa time, it's 9:30 now and we don't even have RESULTS, I'm gonna mangoin RIOT

    Tuesday, 04-Feb-20 03:37:30 UTC from web
  29. why is “baby nut” trending, did the super bowl take a horrifyingly bizarre turn

    Monday, 03-Feb-20 01:45:11 UTC from web
  30. Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Adolf the Wise?

    Sunday, 02-Feb-20 08:46:26 UTC from web