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Heh. All these years later and she still wears her hair in the same cute way.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 03:05:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation What are you, gay?
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@nerthos UM NO I AM MUSHISEXUAL. I WANT TO HAVE CATERPILLAR BABIES WITH A HORSE.
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@mrmattimation stay awayfrom my children, you're not the man i want for them
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!coderponies Starting Java in class tomorrow.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 03:04:35 UTC from web -
Hey any pony here from the Southern Maryland area I love to meet some friends!
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:59:20 UTC from web -
Girls are... Girls are dumb.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:53:37 UTC from web -
kiwi, I can't believe I'm actually doing this. I really am some kind of stupid.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:52:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation You'd be a bigger kind of stupid if you didn't.
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In reality I'm still waiting on Sebas to get me her contact details.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:51:35 UTC from web -
Oh, G4... How you were once great, and then died.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:42:30 UTC from web-
@metaltao oh, it is nothing i know about, then
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@mrmattimation Aye. That would make more sense.
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That was a joke but you probably should clean up anyway, your room is a mess.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:47:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation THIS IS MY ARTISTIC SPACE GOSH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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Clean this place up. She's coming over for dinner tonight!
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:45:16 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Wow, playa
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@coutz That was a joke but whatever.
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@mrmattimation :^(
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AND SO IS MY BOSS!!!!
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:46:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Plot twist
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I can't wait to see you again.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:42:37 UTC from web -
Agh kiwi I have to fight her seven evil exes.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:33:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Use a gun
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@mrmattimation Matt Connor vs the world
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Sebas pulls through.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:31:26 UTC from web -
Asking friends about her. One of them already caught on and all I said was "do you still talk to her"
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:19:06 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Matt's quest, chapter 1: The search
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@coutz chapter 2: The Trap of the Seven Questions
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"Some say he can beat the Wonderbolts with a broken wing. Some say he destroyed a tornado before it could destroy the town. All we know, is he's not The Stig, but he is The Stig's Equestrian cousin."
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:13:40 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:07:39 UTC from web
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@nerthos My brain tilted.
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"Matt's about to get laid. NOOOOOOOOPE." -the universe
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:08:16 UTC from web -
I'm getting the sneaking suspicion that maybe she doesn't have a twitter.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 02:02:05 UTC from web -
Jesus, how many people with this name live in Manchester?
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:58:50 UTC from web -
Writers in South Carolina, journalists in New York, transexuals in Oklahoma... About four thousand mothers. None of them are her though.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:56:31 UTC from web -
Yeah, something held me that's uh... That's not her. http://rainbowdash.net/url/783492
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:52:58 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation *tells
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@mrmattimation Seems like a nice gal, the real friendly and down to earth type. Very respectful.
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I guess I'll just tweet each and every person in the world with her name "HI I LOVE YOU PLZ RESPOND"
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:46:16 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal *notices*
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@coutz The senpai has become the noticed. At last, the universe is at peace.
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@northernnarwhal Amen
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There sure are a lot of people with her name on Twitter. A lot of South Africans.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:42:09 UTC from web -
And I don't even know where to find her. She's apparently friends with all my friends so that's a start but
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:34:48 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Fear not, and believe in yourself. If you don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you!
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@mrmattimation Simply ask one of your friends for her contact info.
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I want to talk to her again but at the same time I'm afraid of her possibly disliking the person I am now.
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:33:55 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:31:24 UTC from web
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Was like 7/10 back then, probably 9/10 at this point. I'm like a 5/50
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:30:06 UTC from web -
Girl I haven't spoken to in years asks friends about me. What do
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:29:01 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Get the #finelady
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My phone number is 636-555-0143
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 01:13:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation That's some guy in St. Louis
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@mrmattimation No it's not it's --*bang*
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After spamming his phone our next step will be to hack into Matt's iCloud and steal his nudes
Tuesday, 30-Sep-14 00:57:21 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal Then, steal his address and send him baby powder!
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@mrmattimation The world may not be ready for your nudes but I am
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