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delimiter died again? gosh
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@nerthos ok lad
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@biwazimayui missing a "le" in there
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@nerthos fgdfgs
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Yesterday I proved Gaston's 60 egg a day diet works, today that you can operate a brazilian hair farm. I'm on a roll.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:25:13 UTC from web -
When you get called back for an emergency formation halfway through your workout and all you can think is, "we better be going to war with Korea or I'ma be batcaveed."
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:58:54 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Venezuela is more likely
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@safebot "delet this"
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And the totally not unexpected is now happening: people wanting statues of George Washington to be removed because he was a slave holder.
Of course to be really consistent you have to rename everything named after him as well, such as, you know, the nation's capital. And while you're at it don't forget to remove those documents he signed like the Declaration of Independence. -
I mean, for all I know Kim Jong Un is my cousin
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:21:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
"I mean... Kim Jong-Un[sic] is my cousin."Scribus likes this. -
@dokidoki The non-government-sanctioned haircut fooled everyone
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@dokidoki he keeps asking me to draw his official portrait but he'll only offer "exposure"
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My neighbors have a dog that I think is actually more bear than dog
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:05:39 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians
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@nerthos If the FBI were infiltrated by Russians, they'd actually listen to the President once in a while
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@mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.
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i'm heading to the bank today to discuss what options i can take to put myself into even greater debt
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:59:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.
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Some Democrat who loves the spotlight more than appearing intelligent is introducing impeachment thingies over Charlottesville.
Uhm, you may not agree with Trump's words on that but his remarks were positively tame and fully within his authority both as a president and as a US citizen (that First Amendment thingy). Even with the biggest possible assumption of guilt there is no way to turn his remarks into a criminal act.-
@verius Disagreement=crime
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The whole 'LBGTQLMNOP' thing started out as a joke... Nobodies laughing anymore. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/745132
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@dolus Still missing PZN
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@shpuld How about Fluffle Puff for 'FrankerZing Assblasted Gay Group of Trannies'? I mean, they're the ones running the 'movement' now.
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@shpuld @dolus https://FrankerZposter.club/attachment/957302 I'm IPsexual, my pronouns are 127.0.0.1
RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:34:44 UTC from web
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Really proud of this, spent a lot of time on it https://papayaposter.club/attachment/957097
- why, RDN's Lucifer and eris and 3 others repeated this.
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@rw This Fluffle Puff put a copyright on a minion drawing
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@donniethedumbass @rw ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL
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Christ, I hate cops. To plagiarize BoJack Horseman, giving a jerk a gun and telling him it's OK to kill people doesn't make that jerk a hero.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 01:03:15 UTC from web-
@scribus Well, being harassed constitutes abuse of authority, but considering the state of affairs over there yeah, it likely wouldn't be taken seriously since aside from real people like you there's also the crowd that'd report being stared at as "police brutality"
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@nerthos I mean, I can see fair to legitimately say it was a "psychological assault," but again, it didn't give me so much as a "mental black eye," you know? I vented my bile, now it's more funny than anything.
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@scribus I've never considered incompetence a extenuating factor. Intent is what matters. It's just as bad to try to hit someone and fail miserably than it is to succeed.
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Good night
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@why Night
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being fairly young, the amount of people i grew up with that wanted/still want to be "youtubers" is disturbing. even actual youtubers know they can't live off it anymore.
- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@delores I'd joke with my IRL friends that if any of us had a kid that wished to be a youtuber the kid would be sent to military service.
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>Enemy armored car
>Ask for an AT rifle unit
>Send them to a treeline
>Order squad to take out car when it gets close enough
>Rifle guy starts taking shots at it
>Assistant guy suddenly starts sprinting
>60 meters of open field between treeline and armored car
>Guy runs at it under fire, AT grenade in hand
>Makes it to car, almost dead
>Puts grenade in the car's back
>Grenade explodes, guy is thrown back by the explosion and lands in critical condition
WhyThursday, 17-Aug-17 00:50:53 UTC from web- dokidoki likes this.
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@maiyannah No, I mean, why do that? he was supposed to assist the other guy, not do a suicide run against a car without enough armor to survive the AT rifle.
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@maiyannah It's a WWII game, Germans were understaffed, suicide runs when not needed were counterproductive to the war effort.
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>tfw get scooped by wapo
- eris repeated this.
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:35:34 UTC from web-
@mushi Lots of work but good waifu
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:34:11 UTC from web -
did a thing http://rainbowdash.net/url/861485
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:10:33 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation WhOa
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My current partner on the seiken densetsu 1 seem to have forgotten that swords only work in close range
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:32:15 UTC from web -
I wonder how much it'd cost for Gaston to eat 60 eggs every morning
- nerthos repeated this.
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@nerthos Huh, so his egg diet isn't as ridiculous as it sounds.
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@gameragodzilla Not sure how the nutrient balance would affect him in the long run (for example artic explorers who ate a lot of seal liver had health complications due to excess of certain vitamins and elements) but it /could/ work.
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If your first resort is something which should be considered the avenue of last resort, you are, quite literally, an extremist.
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@gameragodzilla Violence is sometimes neccesary and I am not going to deny it, and I think you and I both know I'm hardly super pacifist, but if it is your default setting, you are a papaya, ain't two ways about it. And everyone talks about one side of what is, frankly, a two-sided affair to which both sides have acted equally as badly.
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@maiyannah Yup. I can't fault justified violence, but if that's how you normally deal with people who disagree with you, that's not justified. It ain't self defense when you instigate.
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Hating hate requires one to be a hater. It's no different than killing people who kill others makes one a killer of others.
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release it then Potato Knishes http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847945
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@safebot W-what are you going to do with that glove...
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Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 15:59:11 UTC from web
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@nerthos Mate them soldiers don't tessellate, so you're gonna end up with toast overspill
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@thelastgherkin Point.
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I like revisiting old places such as RDN.
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:21:19 UTC from web -
Seriously, what happened to the days of simply "LGBT"?
L - lesbian aka homosexual woman
G - gay aka homosexual man (can be overall term too)
B - bisexual aka bats for both teams
T - transgender
Simple. Each term has a set definition that I understand. Now we're onto all this alphabet soup stuff and I'm getting more and more confused trying to keep up. -
How does one acquire the *rainbowdash UI* if anyone is listening?
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 19:00:23 UTC from web- Pi Rupe repeated this.
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What the crap, Elvis died again?
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 18:38:49 UTC from web
