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  1. In my Titan, I am the spicy boy. It is me.

    Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:44:14 UTC from web
    • OK the new Monarch Class Titan is a great fit for my play style. So many dead people. So so many. I'll kill anyone, old people, children, it doesn't matter.

      Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:33:29 UTC from web
      • Y'know I don't think I've ever actually watched an episode of Bobs Burgers.

        Tuesday, 23-May-17 21:15:55 UTC from web
      • I'm gonna balance a fidget spinner on top of a flying quadrotor. It's gonna be great

        Tuesday, 23-May-17 21:11:09 UTC from web
        • After a careful investigation of the Manchester attacks, we were able to determine the identity of the perpetrator based on the fact that the attack happened at around UK midnight and it could be described as an "evil bombing" http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Midnight_Bomber_What_Bombs_At_Midnight

          Tuesday, 23-May-17 17:31:43 UTC from shitposter.club
        • !Rainbow_Dash !music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOHZzRx65PE

          Tuesday, 23-May-17 06:54:31 UTC from web
          • PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8c723LrKo !Rainbow_Dash

            Tuesday, 23-May-17 05:53:56 UTC from web
            • So, what'd you all have for lunch

              Sunday, 21-May-17 20:09:33 UTC from web
            • お前はもう死んでいる

              Sunday, 21-May-17 20:01:02 UTC from web
              • @vt3c Same. It's why I've stuck to this place and why I'll never leave it.

                Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:03:41 UTC from web
              • Somehow, remote-following people from Mastodon instances doesn't work :/

                Thursday, 18-May-17 21:21:45 UTC from web
              • surprisingly coherent, though I have never played Overcooked

                Thursday, 18-May-17 20:37:39 UTC from web
              • I am certain that @enum isn't doing anything weird.

                Thursday, 18-May-17 20:32:50 UTC from web
              • Wait, the tickle boat that killed that guy?

                Monday, 15-May-17 21:54:01 UTC from web
                • I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!

                  Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web
                  • If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.

                    Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web
                    • white male holy genocide

                      Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web
                    • Happy Friday everybody

                      Saturday, 13-May-17 09:11:39 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                    • He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much

                      Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web
                      • Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?

                        Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web
                      • http://pny.lv/1j017

                        Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web
                        • if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad

                          Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web
                        • I missed one.

                          Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web
                        • it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better

                          Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web
                        • And now I close my eBay tab because I am getting into a fight over this Bomberman cartridge. !vgp

                          Friday, 05-May-17 00:05:36 UTC from web
                          • Robot Unicorn Attack 3 (Forever) is a thing on mobile fyi. !vgp

                            Monday, 01-May-17 16:21:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator

                              Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web
                              • Probably a good thing for my data and battery that I can't immediately find Micropolis for Android. !vgp

                                Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 13:56:49 UTC from web
                                • I don't think I will ever be happy

                                  Saturday, 22-Apr-17 15:01:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                • Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out

                                  Saturday, 22-Apr-17 09:53:50 UTC from MuSTArDroid