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i had to park my car on the street last night and i had a nightmare afterwards that a big truck lost control, rolled over, and turned my car into a pancake
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation About that, sorry, fell asleep while driving my 18 wheeler.
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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
My abilities include eating a whole pizza and tying my shoelaces without help
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:28:01 UTC from web-
@scribus If you pay for the pizza we can find out
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@safebot Cute
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The utility of screenshots is they can't be deleted, where a tweet or notice can be deleted, or edited. But the thing people never seem to consider is that they can easily be faked.
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@maiyannah Screenshots are real 100% of the time http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870148
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@nerthos I always forget you guys have the weird pseudo-statusnet ui
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@maiyannah It's my favourite UI, sadly this place doesn't federate with half the people I talk to so I rarely use it anymore.
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I mangoing hate auto body work.
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 21:42:22 UTC from web -
Thanks Matt for reminding me Youtube is a thing and to update my google account.
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 04:08:31 UTC from web -
I don't really know everything about Vero, partly because I won't pay for a subscription, but that in and of itself says something.
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 03:53:59 UTC from web -
Vero è cazzata, davvero?
Wednesday, 28-Feb-18 19:31:48 UTC from web -
I can’t take state troopers seriously because of those doofy hates they wear. Do they wear those hats in every state or just in the south???? Because they’re very dumb hats.
Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:29:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i think those are what american service members reder to as bus-driver hats? I’ve seen MN state troopers and DNR troopers with them.
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@awl whatever it is it makes them look like they’re trying to catch yogi bear stealing a picnic basket http://rainbowdash.net/url/869742
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@mrmattimation the picnic basket will be our guns if the libs get their way. The war’s a coming.
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I should really use my whitesican status to be more of an infiltrator but I can't stand Whitey.
Tuesday, 27-Feb-18 05:26:36 UTC from web -
His stand-up comedy was him going on stage absolutely trashed out of his mind, making a joke about how drunk he was, and then Full Yelling with no cadence or pauses about how much he hates his father and how much he hates his own generation.
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"A bullet fired from an AR-15 travels 3x faster than one from a handgun." https://bananaposter.club/attachment/1601785
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As a tradesman in portable pairs of small drums would you rather call yourself a bongomonger or, to a degree of disambiguation, a bonger for short
Monday, 26-Feb-18 00:21:13 UTC from web-
@maiyannah can't even see meister without thinking this http://rainbowdash.net/url/869738
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Wednesday, 10-Sep-14 02:03:18 UTC from web
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@insanebowdash *slabs peanut butter across your face* PUSHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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@insanebowdash Well, I take that back as well! *[REDACTED] peanut butter off face* There, I took it back as well!
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WAX THE NIP
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 15:32:50 UTC from web -
If the internet has done one thing for me it's made me start seeing anti-Semitism as a joke more than an immediate danger nowadays. At least over on this side of the world.
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 14:55:45 UTC from web -
Look outside and there's quite the plate of ice on the parking lot. No driving today.
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 11:17:23 UTC from web -
If I had planned from right out my door I’d just hike through the storm but I had planned on an hour-and-half drive to a place, so it might just not happen. Driven through enough crap this winter.
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 20:53:12 UTC from web -
A good reason not to plan a hike weeks ahead of time is that on the day you plan, what very well may be the last snowstorm falls on the day you planned.
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 20:51:09 UTC from web -
Is there a speedrunning community but for food? What ever the WR is for eating a 12-box of Krispy Kreme, I'm very sure that I could beat it (this post is half cry for help, half humble brag that I've eaten 12 Krispy Kreme donuts in the space of about 20 hours)
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 12:59:29 UTC from web -
Ha, one of my longest standing friends is turning full retard for the NRA on Facebook.
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 23:40:42 UTC from web -
Gonna try and post my park/hiking pics here. Follow if you want http://rainbowdash.net/url/869719
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 21:41:32 UTC from web- mcscx likes this.
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While I abhor the idea of normal untrained idiots having military-grade weaponry, the choice is theirs and you won't be able to pry my bolt-action rifle from my cold dead hands.
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:58:24 UTC from web -
@rye http://78.media.tumblr.com/fe25628a160c765c86769aebc8a1f0c8/tumblr_owgi7vihrJ1u8eiswo1_500.png
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I want to, and I will, visit lake Baikal before I die. If it’s literally hours before the fact then surely I’ll die content.
Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 15:19:43 UTC from web -
I wouldn’t call Godfather III bad but it wasn’t good.
Tuesday, 20-Feb-18 03:06:05 UTC from web -
Bhutan: only fairly recently opened to tourism, has much of its traditional culture intact.
Singapore: see the LKY marvel in person
Malaysia: see jungles, the Twin Towers
Vietnam: jungles
New Zealand: scenery
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Please reply with a country I should visit with my week's-worth of vacation.
