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  1. The first computer I used was a Commodore Plus/4 and the first I owned was a 286 Compaq Portable III.

    Monday, 08-Feb-21 19:29:19 UTC from web
  2. Borderlands 2 is fun right up until I either run up against the usual "What am I stuck on, why am I not running, why can't I even jump, if I'm not supposed to be here how did I even get in and why can't I get out again" antics of every FPS ever... That, or the keyboard-as-controller issues of "I wanted my knife, not to throw a grenade at my own feet..." !vgp

    Monday, 08-Feb-21 06:59:37 UTC from web
    • @scribus True story: I grew up pretty much entirely on PlayStation 2 and Xbox 360, so when I finally got a PC that could properly handle video games I was immediately put off by the keyboard controls and plugged in an Xbox One controller instead. To this day it's really hard for me to play shooters the "real" way.

      Monday, 08-Feb-21 08:48:18 UTC in context
    • @mrmattimation I had had an NES, GameBoy, SNES, Atari XE, and Sega Genesis before we got our first "real" family computer, a 486 running Windows 3.11. My parents declared that the computer was therefore not for games, unless they were educational. I believe I would go on to N64, 3DS, and Xbox 360 before trying WASD-anything.

      Monday, 08-Feb-21 16:58:37 UTC in context
  3. So this guy watched my video about how we can separate the art from the artist... and saw it as a symptom of cancel culture? LMAO http://rainbowdash.net/url/875785

    Saturday, 06-Feb-21 23:43:25 UTC from web
  4. Great! My car was stolen. A serious medical emergency and I get a BINGO on my Bingo card.

    Friday, 05-Feb-21 16:21:03 UTC from web
  5. Accidentally making straight people a minority in your cartoon universe because the only straights around got sucked into a different cartoon universe and it’s been too long now to resolve the situation

    Thursday, 04-Feb-21 21:42:48 UTC from web
  6. Valentine's day is again soon. How about we abolish Valentine's day and replace it with the Sonic Movie Anniversary.

    Wednesday, 03-Feb-21 09:05:55 UTC from web
  7. On the night from Thursday to Friday I had to call the police because a drunk person with an empty vodka bottle slept and snored on the staircase about next to my apartment. Probably one of my hate neighbours acquaintances. Then the next two days were extremely noisy and I had to call the police 3 times. In the span of the 3 days I was awake for 44 hours straight.

    Sunday, 31-Jan-21 16:44:48 UTC from web
  8. Gee for some reason it's not easy to find sealing wax in the store, almost as if wax seals are some kind of anachronism or some junk

    Thursday, 28-Jan-21 23:06:53 UTC from web
  9. Maybe I try participating in the lottery. Only 6 numbers out of 49. Only a chance of 1 in 140000000 for winning the jackpot. It's more likely I get killed by a rogue falling coconut or a shark or a lightning bolt.

    Tuesday, 26-Jan-21 20:14:06 UTC from web
  10. Hey here's one, how are they gonna keep the animation cell fan industry going when everything is all digital?

    Thursday, 28-Jan-21 03:59:36 UTC from web
    • @scribus Three answers: The first is that The Simpsons didn't switch to digital animation until the mid-2000s, so there's always about fifteen years of that to go through (and Disney not-withstanding (they've been doing digital since The Rescuers Down Under in 1990), the rest of the industry was also pretty late on that train), the second is that a 22-minute program averages around ten thousand unique drawings (more than that if it's a Simpsons, less than that if it's a Flintstones or Jetsons) so there's a LOT to go through, and the third is, and you didn't hear this from me, a lot of those animation cels you see on eBay are actually reproductions or pieces of promotional artwork which have been created expressly to be sold, so they quite literally will be able to send you Itchy's arm for decades.

      Thursday, 28-Jan-21 05:44:06 UTC in context
    • @mrmattimation I keep threatening to spend my tax return on a Bakshi cell some time, but something else always ends up seeming more fun

      Thursday, 28-Jan-21 17:53:35 UTC in context
  11. (That is, I work my “real job” in six hours, not my equally-hard-but-not-profitable job)

    Thursday, 28-Jan-21 06:34:39 UTC from web