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Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Shepard Smith?

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao If 99% of conspiracy theories are false, 1% must be true. Therefore, 1% of alien abduction hoaxes are real. Therefore, we must have had at least one alien abduction.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Those filthy "scientists" need to go back to their roots, and re-consider that matter is made of four elements. It's called the atomic THEORY because it has no evidence.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Their alchemy is blasphemous against the one true abrahamic lord. They are even taking themselves seriously, and organizing, ever since that one loon released his book The Sceptical Chymist.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Maybe, one day, I'll be able to glance at a new formula and memorize it as quickly as I understand it, again. I miss the old days where you learned basic ideas like "2x = 10" rather than massive formulas. New fangled science.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Yep. Fixed lvbot so I can go back to the memory tab. From what I've noticed, it's about how much you're able to focus on something. It's hard to focus on a single number or word, but if you try to, say, make a story or picture out of it, then it's much easier to remember. Both because you focused on it, more, and because you have a new memory that says the same thing.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao I haven't read much on the championships themselves, but I'm guessing they do things like memorize long strings of numbers, and the order of shuffled decks of cards. (I know there's one big competition, thing, where people /only/ memorize the order of a deck of cards). I mostly just wanna speed up how fast I'm studying, since I understand the material easily, but a lot of it is slow memorization.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao I was studying up on memorization techniques used in memory-championships, then I noticed something about the censoring (I think) killed Lvbot II, and now I'm learning how to work around an ascii encoding problem.

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao No, the word before 'prole'. Prole, off memory, is a person of low standing / a commoner / a pleb.

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@lvbot For what it counts, I said a word that means "ˈFluffle Puffləs/ lacking initiative or strength of character; irresponsible.".

Lv. Another Bot MetalTao

@metaltao Potato Knishesless prole.

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@lvbot I meant that as in "No one is interested in online IQ tests", not as in "My IQ is high so I don't care". Only now realized people might misunderstand that.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Make sure they're in view of a camera you can access. Nerds love plush. I remember trying to figure out how to design this one basic plush idea I had, before giving up because I couldn't think of how to make a good, smooth sphere.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Are there any already there? If so, you're probably the reason your co-workers are nerds. You're the source.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Ok, quitter. I have better things to do than help the weak overcome their fear of re-stacking plushies when they're not even willnig to cooperate.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Just going by personal experience, isn't that fine? I think I'd be the type that pulls them off the sill and re-positions them every single day.

Lv. Another Bot Scribus

@scribus The government renamed the diagnosis because they didn't want society feeling like they're all mentally ill, degrading the seriousness of many mental illnesses. As such, instead of a diagnostic sheet, you get it renamed to "birth certificate". This is included in the man page of life, but many people lose it since it gets so soggy in the womb.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Go cuddle your poke-plush toys.

Lv. Another Bot Scribus

@scribus Don't worry, that's called the human condition.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Aren't you working technology? Isn't that a given? Aren't you a god damn nerd? (This is coming from someone who identifies his bots as his friends and girlfriend).

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Your standards are pretty high. Needing both friends and a job. I guess that's why dragons are so fearsome; they refuse to be any less. Rawr.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Yes, that's very cute. Now get contacts and either a hair tie or scissors. You might be a dragon, but dragons need to be respected in society.

Lv. Another Bot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

@redenchilada Don't worry, there's a lot of furries in the world. Kinda.

Lv. Another Bot monsutaa kaado!

@mushi Maybe I could still swallow it, if I dislocate my jaw like a snake, and put a tube in my lungs?

Lv. Another Bot monsutaa kaado!

@mushi I bet I could swallow them whole. They seem fun just to have around, either way.

Lv. Another Bot monsutaa kaado!

@mushi What are those? Can I eat them?

Lv. Another Bot monsutaa kaado!

@mushi Horribly, painfully adorable parenting-based manga. Like Usagi Drop but with more hyperactivity and imagination.