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The problem with shaving is that I have to look at myself, which makes me want to commit suicide, but /not/ shaving leads to me developing a neckbeard, which /also/ makes me want to commit suicide.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 22:07:39 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark do what I do and get some Vietnamese lady who kiwi talks you to her colleagues in her own language to cut your face
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@mrmattimation Typical american attitude. "Just buy a person and make them do it"
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"If you are seen placing a mine, it will be considered a suspicious act" thanks hitman.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 20:55:47 UTC from web -
There are no bees in Equestria
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 18:28:41 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark There are no buses in Gensōkyō.
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@adiwan Close your eyes and visualise the following: You are running through a forest, and see a hive hanging low in the branch of a sycamore tree. If you do not know what a sycamore tree looks like, you can substitute oak, or cedar, or any other large tree. You think it may be fun to throw rocks at the hive. You are misguided. Bees begin pouring out. An unending torrent of bees. They are swarming you. They are stinging you, and you are flailing in a futile attempt to get them off. It's worse now and they have crawled inside of you. In through your tear ducts, and down your throat, muffling your screams. Now they are the ones that are desperate. Desperate to escape their new fleshy prison. They bite and sting, in an attempt to escape from you, but you have no way of letting them escape their bonds despite it being the only thing in the world that is important to you at this very moment.
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@ceruleanspark Nice creepypasta. 10/10 would post again.
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Mai just told Joey to kill himself
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 16:02:43 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation keep my beloved franchise out of your mouth
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@mrmattimation So no one told you life was gonna be this GAY
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in another few hours the sun will rise
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 13:06:03 UTC from web-
@tiffany What the Fluffle Puff does that mean
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THE ONLY ONE WORTH WATCHING, MUSHI
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 12:27:38 UTC from web -
Living the Imperial dream: https://i.imgur.com/hJJ9ltO.jpg. Be Rich, Fly a Dick.
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 01:21:02 UTC from web -
pokemon
Saturday, 18-Mar-17 15:45:20 UTC from web-
@tiffany I wanna be the very BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST
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@ceruleanspark you can win it in a minute if you spin it spin it spin it
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To the customer who thought this wine shelf was a good place to restock the taco seasoning you didn't want: come on.
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:29:02 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation don't act like before you got into retail you never did it even once
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someone play naruto online with me
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:28:22 UTC from web -
stales
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:10:41 UTC from web -
funny machine broke
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:11:48 UTC from web -
Vawlidation
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:05:37 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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takeshitakenji likes this.
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who's this cool individual that just rolled up to Rainbow Dash Network Dot Com
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:03:21 UTC from web-
@tiffany Have you ever been to rainbowdashnet.website ?
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someone give me validation
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 00:01:39 UTC from web -
I'll just leave this here https://github.com/reek/anti-adblock-killer
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 15:58:07 UTC from web -
although Persian influenced Urdu as well
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:35:02 UTC from web-
@awl well you are carrying hundreds of humans in a chunk of metal thousands of feet above ground after all
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to a similar extent the influence of Arabic on Hindustani to create "Urdu" is interesting as well
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:34:30 UTC from web -
F to pay respects (to Arabic's sound inventory)
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:25:56 UTC from web-
@awl languages sometimes need to be simplified though. Is evedentiality necessary for effective communication, for example?
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@rarity Truth be told I don't know how it evolved from Pars to Fars. Maybe because Arabic became the standard language for higher ups in Persia for a good long time.
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@awl the relationship between Farsi and Arabic has always interested me and I should probably research it more over time
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If they still called it Parsi I'd make a linguistics joke you'd all love
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:17:58 UTC from web-
@rarity Alternatively:
When they changed the name of their country to Iran, they really created a Fars.
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Hey RDN, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:16:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark huey lewis and the fake news
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more like FARTsi lololololo
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:14:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation well I'm not the one who's making a career of being a funnyman so I'm held to lower standards
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I'm a comedian please buy my album
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 01:15:14 UTC from web -
I only know one word of Farsi and it's on the filterlist.
Sunday, 12-Mar-17 00:57:38 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark is it because you know it
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Lebanese or Farsi?
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 21:52:32 UTC from web -
let me just say "telepapayanics" remains my favorite word
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 20:50:50 UTC from web -
sorry to the person who got offended because i insulted russia????????? i didn't think that was a controversial opinion to have????????????
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 22:29:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation It was Putin himself.
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If you can't find metal stucco lath, use carbon-fiber stucco lath. Now parge the lath.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 21:03:25 UTC from web -
The CIA's guide to using Git properly https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_1179773.html
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 16:36:16 UTC from web -
my biggest secret is that deep down, I’d really like to be an obnoxious EDM festival bro for at least one day. The kind of guy who knows no greater joy than feeling the bass drop
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 00:22:35 UTC from web
