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Can anyone explain to me why old people like Bridge so much ?
Friday, 08-Jul-16 09:32:45 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin But I do not even know how to use such sorts of bridge
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@adiwan It actually seems more interesting than Bridge, I'll give you that :)
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@critialcloudkicker I think it's equally as boring as Bridge.
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There's a Pinsir near the office but I don't think my boss will let me take off to go catch it ):
Thursday, 07-Jul-16 21:24:13 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Yeah but I'm not an Ingress pro so
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@ceruleanspark There are not many things I want to slap people for, let alone actually do it. But if there is any trigger that has the potential to cause me to do that, it is tinfoil GPS drifting or flatout hacking/spoofing in a competetive multiplayer game. ... Not so sure about the competativeness of Pokemon Go though.
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@redenchilada Not with that attitude
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Bullapple thing of the day: If your Superhero is going through alternate universes, and he encounters Superhero But Lizard, Superhero But Steampunk, Superhero But Sentient Rock Man, don't make literally one of them Superhero But Female. Ladies aren't a special type of man. The multiverse of all possibilities should have a 50:50 gender ratio.
Wednesday, 06-Jul-16 09:28:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Don't forget the countless single-sex species that consist only of hot females that want to shag half of the universe.
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@adiwan Are you sure you never played Mass Effect ? because that sounds really familliar
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@critialcloudkicker I started playing Mass Effect 1 but I stopped shortly after because of the awful localization. I look for the UK version for the XBox 360 to get the better voice acting.
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Inconsidderate spambot, can't you at least promote something with a bit more American on this holiest of days, the fourth of JulahahahaHAH*breaks out into laughter* I can not say that with a straight face.
Monday, 04-Jul-16 08:46:51 UTC from web -
I believe today is the day where I get to sing the theme from "Team America" in the shower as loud as I can without giving a damn about what my neighbours think. Should I be confronted with my behaviour, I'll just blame America.
Monday, 04-Jul-16 08:19:53 UTC from web- sengi likes this.
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But you are not a hippie right ? I hate hippies. ... "No" he assured his future boss, and added "I am merely a sinsemilla connoisseur". And shortly afterwards he was hired.
True story or not, this is both a cool campfire story that involves both " narcotics" and at the same time "wearing pants".
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So some people get called a grapeing Weeb for knowing and replicating what Hanzo shouts when he starts his Ultimate in Overwatch. Meanwhile others who are born with a forgein speech impediment or something and try to say it are also called a cherrying Weeb. Meanwhile I am just sitting here thinking... It probably killed me in multitudes of dozens of times by now, so yes I know what Spamzo shouts... ... ... ... those dragons man... :(
Sunday, 03-Jul-16 18:01:10 UTC from web -
I'll go for a stroll in this nice weather as soon as I finish this game of Civ5
* some time passes * ... Where did the sun go ? This was the worst decision !Sunday, 03-Jul-16 17:31:15 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker a Civ5 game takes longer than the lifespan of the Sun -> MYTH PROVEN
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I think I just solved Trump's wall problem. You see, when you make a 30 foot wall, you will create a market for 31 foot tall ladders and ropes. So if you were to create a 50 foot wall, yeah you can see where this goes. So what he needs to do is create a wall that reaches out into space. That way the Mexicans will eventually think "hey you know what, buying a ladder that reaches out into space is just as expensive as creating a rocket-ship into space" and we pretty much kickstarted space exploration. ... I am looking forward to my retirement party in 2060, in space-mexico at the space-beach with a space-tequila in my hand. Just gotta make sure to keep my space-gun on my for mexican-space-tentacles. ... Future is awesome :D
Sunday, 03-Jul-16 13:00:59 UTC from web -
... Sharing YouTube vids that make you feel bad is the equivallent of stepping on a Lego brick bare footed and then proceeding to share your experience by throwing Lego bricks in front of people's feet. Gee, thanks Grade under A for sharing that pragmatic view. I'm gonna quote the hell out of that :D
Sunday, 03-Jul-16 11:17:02 UTC from web -
Aww, planetside 1 is now officially dead. I haz a sad now.
Saturday, 02-Jul-16 21:37:22 UTC from web -
HAPPY YIFFSGIVING
Saturday, 02-Jul-16 21:12:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin *looks you straight in the eyes* I'd jump into a pile of that nature with you any time dangerzone starts playing in the background
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@critialcloudkicker be careful what kind of nature you crazy kids jump into
http://2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Random_968d96_5914928.mp4
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The phrase "I would bet the last of my money", Is that a saying or a proverb or something ?
Saturday, 02-Jul-16 18:07:16 UTC from web -
Finally watching "Ip man" ... Seems to be a really good movie, but not at all what I was expecting.
Saturday, 02-Jul-16 15:40:59 UTC from web -
According to Google's adsense, I now deserve German ads. Ehmm, Thank you Google ?
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I like to think that I do not really have much buttons that people can press. However, when the local janitorial/RA staff fixes things like the tv. And does not tell anyone how it works right now, only to find out later that they couldn't get it to work at all and just shrugged and walked away. That is what grinds my gears
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Hey, guess what? A month after the shocking revelation that was Hydra Cap, issue #2 has revealed that Kobik, under the influence of the Red Skull, implanted fake memories of Hydra indoctrination into Captain America's head! Who could have guessed!!!
Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 09:00:42 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin There are 2 sorts of people. Those who feel really smug who saw something like that coming, and those whom are finally able to extinguish those pitchforks now
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@critialcloudkicker I'm neither! I'm always angry!
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@thelastgherkin You're certainly green enough to fit that particular role :)
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"hey guys, look, it is the new Euro !"
... Oh, this passes for humor these days huh ? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847857
Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 17:20:18 UTC from web -
anyone got any recommendations for password managers or other such protection?
Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 14:14:33 UTC from web-
@tiffany Write them down in a booklet. Optionally you can just add a little cypher ( or a tough one if you want to be fancy ).
Examples of a simple enough cypher that you can do by head is to just end all passwords with "@[number of characters in password before @ sign]" ... So the password to rainbowdash.net could be "thatrainbowhorse@16" but in your book you only jolt down "thatrainbowhorse" -
@critialcloudkicker fascinating
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@tiffany Trust Boris
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https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/66962
>Normal girls
>REEEEEEEEE
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@hfaust Does she breathe through her skin ? do I get powerful hallucinations if I kiss her ? Does dating her mean that there will never be any flies in my appartment ? So much questions
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@critialcloudkicker The only question you have to ask is: Do you love her?
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@hfaust What is love, baby don't hurt me... don't hurt me, no more...
Turns out the answer to the second question I had was defenetily true
Whoo !dtluna likes this.
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My trigger is people who don't lock the door when they use the mangoing bathroom
Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 12:50:54 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I read the first words and I got ready to ... ... ... But no, I fully agree with someone who starts with "My trigger is" for once. That's a first, well played :)
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I only need a case for that. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/847853
Wednesday, 29-Jun-16 08:56:17 UTC from web-
@adiwan It looks like an USB powered arduino mini that is displaying active temperature readouts on a very small TFT display. Perfect for... ... ehh... Keeping tabs on your fridge.
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@critialcloudkicker It's an Arduino Nano. I wanted to have something that is more accurate than those cheap digital thermometers from the dollar store. Also having a graph is a nice bonus. That display has also a SD card slot if I want to record the air humidity and temperature over a long time. The one we have in the house is very old and the springs for the needles are all rusty. They are as reliable as a dice roll.
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"Your mother is a classy lady and is a well respected member of the community" ... ... Was that robot chicken ?
Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 21:40:08 UTC from web -
Today I learned that I am technically allowed to apprehend people who are walking around with a spoon. Why a spoon ? Drug paraphernalia. It does not matter if they are actually carrying Heroin or Opium.
The law is funny...Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 19:26:25 UTC from web -
The word "concensus" can be used when both sides of an arguement agree on something, right ?
Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 15:29:10 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Actually I think a "the bone zone concenssus" is more a "do you agree with my willingness to take you to rigorous bedtime activities?" thing than a "so we both agree that in the future will hold plowing of some description". Since a suit-wearing concenssus to the bone-zone sounds like watching Downton Abbey when you are really REALLY horny... Everyone knows that is when you take a cold shower
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@critialcloudkicker Hey man if you don't think Maggie Smith's withering putdowns are a natural aphrodisiac I don't know what to tell you
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@thelastgherkin Now that is what I am saying, do you really need to be more pent up at that point ?
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Guess what I'm doing today! http://pny.lv/0m2el
Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 09:10:09 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Lie in a bathtub while you shower yourself with action figures like some weird Scrooge McDuck ?
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@thelastgherkin toys, god I love toys
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The NSP leader has told Cameron that they are an European country, and prefer to stay an European country. * number of reasons * We prefer to are in an outward looking nation rather than a diminished little brittain... This was about an hour ago, and I must say, almost exactly like what I thought was going to be said was indeed vocalized.
Tuesday, 28-Jun-16 08:02:42 UTC from web -
Dear clickbaity articles . Look at this http://imgur.com/O24jVeJ , I deliberately made a screenshot and put it on imgur since you are not deserving of my clicks. Look at it ! That is a picture of the Nintendo NX fake reveal ( http://www.gamesradar.com/nintendo-nx-controller-images-supposedly-leaked-are-they-real-or-fake/ , read the update part ) of about roughly a month ago ! If you want my clicks, you have to work for it.
Sunday, 26-Jun-16 17:28:24 UTC from web -
Soo... what if you ordered something off of Humble Bundle and ordered physical goods, but recieved 2 instead of 1 of those physical goods. ... Should I even notify them of this at this point ? They seemingly have been thrown to death by the very same message at this point.
Sunday, 26-Jun-16 16:40:45 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker gift the extra copy to someone. The shipping costs back aren't worth the effort.
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Screw Gotham, forget Krypton, don't even mention Smallville. The prequel we need is Thermyscira.
Sunday, 26-Jun-16 08:43:45 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@thelastgherkin I would prefer this.
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@razzleberry From the makers of that other feminist TV show reboot: the team behind the new Powerpuff Girls!
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@thelastgherkin Feminist TV show ?
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