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  1. @augustus drown cetaceans sea war now

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 21:28:00 UTC from shitposter.club
  2. One thing I find favourites useful for is acknowledging the receipt of a message. It gets pretty annoying when you don't know if someone has read it or not.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 21:19:39 UTC from gs.archae.me
  3. That's a whole sports complex just to make him act like an adult, on your site. Thumbnails don't show up sell stuff that has a decent enough metabolism. They're just annoying, dirty, destructive scavengers.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 20:10:05 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  4. Announcing the NEW VAX 11/782!!

    Be the envy of other major Communist Governments!

    Defend yourself against the entire ICBM force of the imperialist USA with
    just one of the processors, at the same time you're designing missile IC's,
    cracking secret NATO codes and editing propaganda for your own people all
    at the same time with the other! (Well, you really can't, but the Americans
    think you can, and that's the point, right?)

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 19:30:01 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  5. @delores THE GOYIM KNOW

    SHUT IT DOWN

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 19:28:40 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  6. @hakui @delores literally shaking right now

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 19:26:09 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  7. "My greatest dream is a world without jews"
    - Eugen "One Man Auschwitz" Gargron 

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 18:56:27 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  8. Is /usr/games/fortune racist? Find out in this episode of TRIGGERED.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 19:12:12 UTC from social.heldscal.la in context
  9. @delores hitler is literally hitler omg i can't even

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 19:23:10 UTC from freezepeach.xyz in context
  10. I got given a little porcelain Italian man for Christmas the other year that holds my glasses and whenever I take my glasses off of him I have that "you look weird without your glasses" reaction I do with actual human people

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 18:45:25 UTC from web
  11. "The whole Bible was written by slave owners, and for slave owners. There
    is no hint of criticism of slavery anywhere in that book. Jesus made no
    objection to mistreatment of slaves. He indicated that selling of debtors
    into slavery would be continued his forthcoming kingdom of heaven as well
    as masters having the right to beat their slaves and put them to torture."
    [Merrill Holste, "Slavery and the Bible", article in
    the May 1986 issue of American Atheist Magazine]

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 17:08:03 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  12. Thank you @shpuld and @hakui for helping me with the Pleroma CSS! I hope more people will help out in the future.

    Also thank you to @dtluna, @cocosnuss, @sonyam and @wakarimasen for their help!

    And another big thank you to all the admins who tried it out on their instances!

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:44:07 UTC from social.heldscal.la in context
  13. @cyberpotato @rw Not to mention making an old Wizard gay post mortem.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:38:17 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  14. I saw a photo of a dude who was cut in half at the waist in a motorcycle accident, the official morgue-speak cause of death was "injuries inconsistent with life." #

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:17:40 UTC from web
  15. @dolus cherrying Canada
    >The supreme court of British Columbia issued a court order preventing anyone from “displaying, reading, offering for sale, selling or exhibiting in public” their books. J. K. Rowling’s legal advisers said that the author was entitled to prevent buyers from reading their own books even though they had not broken the law.

    “The fact is that this is property that should not have been in their possession,” said Neil Blair, a legal specialist for Christopher Little, the author’s literary agent. “Copyright holders are entitled to protect their work. If the content of the book is confidential until July 16, which it is, why shouldn’t someone who has the physical book be prevented from reading it and thereby obtaining the confidential information? How they came to have access to the book is immaterial.”

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:17:10 UTC from sealion.club in context
  16. The blacksmith told me before he died,
    And I have no reason to believe that he lied,
    That no matter how he tried,
    His wife was never satisfied!

    And so he built a bloody great wheel,
    Harnessed to a cock of steel,
    Two balls of brass were filled with cream,
    And the whole damn thing was driven by steam.

    Round and round went the bloody great wheel,
    In and out went the cock of steel,
    Till at last the maiden cried,
    "Enough! Enough! I am satisfied!"

    And now we come to the crucial bit --
    There was no way of stopping it.
    And she was split from hole to hole,
    And the whole kiwiing thing was covered in banana...

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:15:59 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  17. @maiyannah @nerthos Yes, they should prolly be left to die and then stuffed so the world can still look at their cuteness without having to watch the miserable, lethargic cherrying things fail at everything.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 16:06:37 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  18. Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of kiwi. If you go any further with your Potato Knishes stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your banana so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red papaya bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my cherrying beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron batcaveing feet, you Fluffle Puff!

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:56:33 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  19. Found the old HDD I had all my old Windows batcave backed up on from my PC mustard race days... The stuff from GOG and Humble alone take up about 380 gigs of space. Poking through everything to see what runs in modern Wine will keep me occupied for weeks. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/316164

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:54:24 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  20. @miki you watch too much weird kiwi

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:50:16 UTC from freezepeach.xyz in context
  21. The most romantic thing any woman ever said to me in bed was "Are you sure
    you're not a cop?"
    -- Larry Brown

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:27:54 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  22. The mango mightier than the sword.

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:43:20 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  23. @nerthos @maiyannah They can't do that, they'd be left with only themselves to turn on.

    They want their safe space but more important that that is that the space enables them to persecute but not completely eliminate the enemy of the month.

    Gargamel prolly understands this, s'why he drags his heels so hard but the papayas who don't and believe in their need for a perfect sanctuary are getting kiwied that he's not doing enough to build a wall and make the fediverse pay for it. 

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 15:35:38 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  24. @nerthos 
    >wanting to Potato Knishes a little kid
    >not wanting to papaya mans best friend
    typing that made me want to vomit 

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 18:56:49 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  25. Vidi, vici, veni.
    (I saw, I conquered, I came.)

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 18:20:01 UTC from social.heldscal.la
  26. http://i.imgur.com/MmGh0zg.png

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 17:27:27 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
  27. It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
    in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
    FRENCH TOAST!

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 17:10:01 UTC from social.heldscal.la
  28. My twitter timeline is just people realizing that Barrack Obama follows the site director of Fur Affinity.

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 16:26:29 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com in context
  29. https://Fluffle Puffposter.club/attachment/470540

    In case the left wasn't sure how "fascism" is rising in the western world right now 

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 15:38:29 UTC from shitposter.club
  30. We have good tiddy and when I get a simple sketch/outline of what I tried to open the door for a while back, along the lines of concepts of divinity and such extremist factions.

    Friday, 17-Feb-17 15:40:08 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com