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i just made the connection between sour cream and onion
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:49:34 UTC from web -
at what point am I supposed to want Dewey to keep being mayor
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:10:09 UTC from web -
jesus christ, even this linear plotted episode is filler
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:04:12 UTC from web -
time to get invested back in stevey u, maybe
Thursday, 10-May-18 16:02:35 UTC from web -
I'm finally back to a level of health where I can overeat again
Thursday, 10-May-18 07:43:39 UTC from web -
Do I need to catch up on Steven Universe
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@mrmattimation which one was Greg again, was he the two lesbians
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@tiff Greg was the high school dropout who made a YouTube video telling everybody to vote for Hillary Clinton
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MAKE YOUR MONEY BLACK MAN
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The Sonic Boom TV series is such a triumph
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I'm home
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It's kinda crazy that I had major invasive life altering surgery on Wednesday and I get to go home a week later and just do FrankerZ
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Should be going home tomorrow lads
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Being taught how to use the bathroom at age 20
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Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan in America we have a guy who does that for us because we aren’t a third world country (like Germany is)
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Like I would have won a game of Splatoon with the amount of floor I puked on
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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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It's my intestine
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
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First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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So who wants to quit their current home and job to form an arts commune in, I dunno, Oregon or somewhere chill?
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 18:05:17 UTC from web-
@awl Seems nice enough on the internet. And from my angle, it's a familiar ocean but further from the godrotten equator.
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Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter
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Someone out there loves you
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@mrmattimation fair riposte
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I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web -
TIFF_EBOOKS
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so my dad's been arrested (again) and my mum has cancer. not really sure at what point i'm meant to be enjoying being alive
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:32:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation thank you, the cancer is in remission so no need to worry too much right now but I don't have a lot of faith in that term at this point
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it's not that i mind that he got arrested because he's a domestic abuser but now we have bills to worry about
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:33:24 UTC from web -
Somehow, despite everything, my week has gotten even worse.
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@firestormdangerdash so what you're saying is the incredibly low ratings has caused the writers to jump seven sharks trying to introduce new gimmicks, gotcha
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@mrmattimation no sharks were harmed in the making.
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@mrmattimation without gimmicks we would end up with Dragon Ball.
There can only be one Dragon Ball. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871562
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web
