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You see I stay on top of Buffalo Pie liek a fly.
Thursday, 18-Aug-11 02:36:12 UTC from web -
If I should fall asleep and death should take me away...
Thursday, 18-Aug-11 02:35:34 UTC from web -
'Cause I've seen fire and I've seen rain...
Thursday, 18-Aug-11 02:34:53 UTC from web -
@mrn4rmn4rm /b/ there, or be a burnt square!
Thursday, 18-Aug-11 02:29:15 UTC from web -
Don't TAZE me BRO.
Thursday, 18-Aug-11 02:25:17 UTC from web -
Greetings, fellow bronies! How fare thee this marvelous day?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 21:03:57 UTC from web-
@sonicdash Are you really Jesus? We *so* need a Jesus on the Series of Tubes: the Movie. Who cares if computers blow-up when you walk by them? You are a muffin cooking carpenter! You shat the CPU!!!1!
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@fnordly Well that is my name. Haha. Computers shall explode at the epicness of my muffins!!
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@sonicdash It is good to have you here, /b/. Do you know anypony that can do some plumbing? I've got the electrical and dry-wall subbed-out, but the interwebs are a series of tubes.
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☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'( Cool fact, if you have your num lock on, you can press and hold the alt key and type in numbers on the number pad to get symbols.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 23:15:55 UTC from web-
@dezzierose Cool fact depends on the laptop and it's separate, programmable keyboard that looks like it's built-in. Now, you know.
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@dezzierose I alréady kñew this. ○
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@redenchilada Awesome, i just found that out.
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@derpy is (south) Parkour not safe for work? I have read too much into things sometimes. In other words, is @Miloth just being a buffalo?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 23:15:06 UTC from web -
Hey folks, new brony here, how is everyone?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 22:30:14 UTC from web-
@astra no! Look at my picture, see they are fine.
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@kingcarcinopony Ah, very good. I'd hate for you to get some sort of horn infection.
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@astra I don't think those exist?
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WOOHOO 5 hour naps!
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 22:53:54 UTC from web-
@theawesomepony Join the Coast Guard. much safer
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@nightwillow ah actually no i did some research on that the coast guard requires college and its more dangerous then the navy because of the whole border protrol issue and there are drug smugglers with guns and in the coast guard you can get killed by those drug dealers
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@theawesomepony Go to the PLO.gov
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@derpy Yes! I want you to post your poem here, on the RDN and also at everything2.com and enwp.org and watt? Why Nov 5? We don't know. :)
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 23:03:24 UTC from web-
@theawesomepony Accepted ya. Name's Jesus. Good to meet ya, Zac
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@sonicdash yeah i know what your name is i said earlier look its jesus
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@theawesomepony I forget that at times ^_^;
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Or, was it this guy? I am *so* confused, and I can't read, anymore. What do? youtube.com/watch?v=GueswEr67SQ
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 22:56:39 UTC from web -
@cabal But you aren't running the site anymore or making any decisions, and she's never even here. :(
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 16:49:34 UTC from web-
@starshine There was chanology. Do you know where that guy went door-to-door on Youtube on the Church of Scentology in Manhattan with vaseline and V for Vendetta and nail clippings and body hair contributed from the Anonymous Audience? I need that link, soon. I gotta gigaddy-gigaty-go for a moment, though.
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@fnordly youtube.com/watch?v=20fL16CNzbQ Watch this at 005x speed for substantial fulfillyment. That is what I'll be doing for the next couple of minutes, at least.
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@fnordly It is from the same freak that brings you Chip 'n Dales Ducktails: the Movie. youtube.com/watch?v=zVFs4JaemvU
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Sup, /b/s. @fnordly me whenever a gal from Knoxvegas comes on here looking for me. I told her to come her and look for a Pink Pony with dark eye-makeup and that I would be easy to pick out. :)
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 21:07:07 UTC from web -
In case you are ever tempted to find out what /b/ is all about and you don't want your eyes to get all derpy, just watch this short video presented by Ted Stevens, an Alaskan clockwork Al Gore-bot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs It is safe, he's with the CWC.gov ...
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 20:17:01 UTC from web -
If I had my way, I would take those like the @vancewilliamspotbot and keep them and their ips safe in my clockwork safe.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:36:44 UTC from web -
Now, I speak Beetleslang.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:34:46 UTC from web -
@scribus Yes, but how did He know, then, what to tell us to do, now?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:29:18 UTC from web-
I am the wut-wat. They are the watt-wuts. We are the Manatee!
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@scribus Google a job?
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This stuff keeps getting deeper. Pretty soon, I am going to have to grow a tail like Gummy and thrash my way out.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:27:29 UTC from web -
Corporation tee-shirt... Stupid, bloody Tuesday... Boy, you let your nickers down.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:21:15 UTC from web -
I am here as you are here as we are all together... See how they run like pigs from a gun... See how they fly... I'm crying. Yellow matted custard... dripping from a Diamond Dawg's eye...
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:20:03 UTC from web -
Ourwn?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:12:34 UTC from web-
@fnordly quoting General Custard, "Get there firstest with the mostest."
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I am sure that the server on the other end of that last shtick was like, WTF? Chemical Weapon Ponies?
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:10:12 UTC from web -
One day CWC is going to start liking ponies. On that day, we're all screwed.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:07:09 UTC from web-
@leonkfox The weird thing is, I have two brony associates who are AVID stalkers of him who were totally unaware of this.
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@redenchilada I'm thinking that he starts the story as the main protagonist and eventually becomes the most hated character in the entire story, and is barely in it at all towards the end because nobody wants to take him with them or spend any time with him.
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@ceruleanspark Hmm...that is odd. Mind you, whty would you want yo activley stalk someone who's known to be a stalker themselves?
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OH MY GOSH RETURN OF THE !AAAAA
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 17:46:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin My first language was baby talk, then I learned C.
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@fnordly I meant then we perfected it... took it... now it is ourn.
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@fnordly I'm fairly certain you're not making sense any more.
Scribus likes this.
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@rotation Less fortunate homeless could really use a mint brushy brushy.
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 18:01:08 UTC from web -
Gummy is Pinkie's pet, Rarity's plant, Fluttershy's friend, Apple Blossom's mule, Derpy's rubber baby protector, Twilight's veritable compendium, Dash's fabulous fiery flying Huluhoop hopper, and Doctor Whooves' muffin cooking TARDIS!!!1!
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 17:57:00 UTC from web -
Also, Dell's Android device that wanted to be both a smart phone and tablet has been canned. After a laptop from them that had its battery die in 6 or 7 months I think I'd have passed on anything Dell did besides possibly their monitors.
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@leonkfox Dude from Dell: "Dude, you got a cell."
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The five stages of grief as told from last night's late fiction escapade: Denial: "It's not late." Anger: *multiple ragequits* Barganing: "Maybe Seth will take a late one.." Depression: "I worked so hard on that!" Acceptance: "I'm cool with this. Maybe I'll get my own post!"
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 15:34:50 UTC from web-
@dezzierose I have never nudged anyone before. Thanks.
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G'morning everypony!
Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 15:25:16 UTC from web-
@derps ah.
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@dezzierose How are you doing?
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@dezzierose 'sabi?
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