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  1. Sorry everypony I'll be back in a while.

    Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 07:01:17 UTC from web
  2. Gummy is not sick like a furry. He is sic like a fnordly @gmail.

    Wednesday, 17-Aug-11 15:13:23 UTC from web
    • # http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNHLUOdYoeQ

      Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 18:28:48 UTC from web
      • As to the confusion about distinguishing between males and females and princesses and bronies... Watch... Kill Bill (volume 2?), again. Remember when the Baby Lucy Liu asked the guy if he wanted to penetrate her and then washed away the ugliness and stink and filth of his freshly disemboweled existence with a crisp red stream seemingly emitted from the end of her Katana?

        Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 17:01:43 UTC from web
      • Y'all have a ball. I'll be back in a bit.

        Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:44:30 UTC from web
        • @derpy Eeeyup.

          Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:43:13 UTC from web
        • @derpy Prince rented rights to use his name to an advertiser in Japan. Then, he had people refer to him as the artist formerly known as Prince and insisted that his new name was the Ank symbol. Nobody cares. His contract lapsed. He got his old name back. His dad's music was the best thing that he ever did. He was too old to be the dashing young buck, anymore. Nobody wanted to talk about it, then. Now, what Prince? Anyway, there was discussion at length many moons ago on here, and even the burliest of brony were dubbed princess after we figured out that girl bronies are bronies, too, after we figured out that there could be, at least in theory, girls on the internet.

          Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:33:08 UTC from web
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          • @communistprime Oh. Obama's "Yes We Can" campaign resulted in an image on /b/ of two-tone Twilight Sparkle with the caption, "Read." It seemed to be apropos, as did the hip-hop, "Read a book... Read a book... Read a muffin cooking book..." Only later did it occur to me that we wouldn't be allowed to encourage everypony to "Ride a bus... Ride a bus..." as our oil industry may have to strong of a hold on our babies brains, so to start with, we should encourage people to abandon organized institution of religion and education and global war by telling little boys that wrestling with boys and playing with their balls is less productive for the nation as a whole and that they should play with ponies, instead.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:12:12 UTC in context
          • @derpy I do it all for you, Princess! If you don't understand them, how could you tell them what they need to understand? Many people seem to have difficulty understanding you, sometimes, but you obviously know well what you are doing. Most people are insensitive to your special needs as a single parent and non-traditional student, but you still get along just fine and are adored by all. I have a similar sort of system which is similarly distrusted by modern, "civilized" people at first glance, so I can see where you are coming from. As I am unable to fly, it would seem more fitting for you to just throw stuff out there, and I will push around the stuff down here on the surface. You have moxxy. Don't ever let them take that away from you.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:21:30 UTC in context
          • @fnordly And sorry but that makes little to no sense

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:35:11 UTC in context
        • @derpy bouncing joyfully nearer your hooves every day. Bounce... Snap. Snap. Bounce... Snap. Snap. This is fun.

          Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:00:24 UTC from web
        • Gummy gathers you all. "My little cuties are my cutie mark," he implies with a swish of his tail. Snap. He tatted that murdock.

          Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 15:48:40 UTC from web
          • Anyone heard about this book called "Fahreinheit 451"? I heard it's supposed to be pretty good.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 15:21:58 UTC from web
          • @mrn4rmn4rm K. Clockwork Orange was a good movie for its era. There is supposed to be a modern remake with a different name and a bald boxer with a handlebar mustache on the poster? It is all vulgarity and South Park. The clockwork puppets were in the modern rip-off of the magical world of the Wizard of Oz, the broadway-style musical, the book... Wicked? Maybe it is Wicked. Cool tee-shirts and posters and fan-clubs and all. It was like original Star Trek for a while. Wicked is wicked. I would prefer that to the failed attempts at wickedness on /b/ and in the Clockwork Orange. There was not a car chase in the Clockwork Orange. That whole little wad of insolence of mine was making reference to what really happened in California when OJ Simpson met Bill Clinton.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 06:29:40 UTC from web
          • @fnordly Tripcode generator? WANT

            Wednesday, 29-Jun-11 17:25:05 UTC from web
          • @starshine 90% of the time. My only digital camera is a Canon Powershot A530, it's only got 5.1MP, but it can take some good pictures, observe; http://www.doctormowinckel.com/pictures/tyrol_dog_tags.jpg However, my go-to cameras are my Minolta X-700, and Minolta X-370. All the pictures on my site, http://http://www.photo.doctormowinckel.com/ were taken with my Minoltas.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 03:26:05 UTC from web
          • DAM I'm tired. Cyan everypony.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:28:02 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          • @hoit21 Ehnnnanother thing that took a few days before I felt like I was being stupid, here. RDN is the correct abbreviation, and people love throwing that /b/ in there, but Rainbow is only one word... and now, you know.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:22:04 UTC from web
          • !portalponi I watched this video, and I immediately lost whatever I was drinking at the moment. I strongly suggest watching this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLauqy8vBLQ

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:01:02 UTC from web
          • @hoit21 Lol?

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:52:20 UTC from web
            • Anypony have resolutions for the new school year?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:48:36 UTC in context
            • @hoit21 Insert Asian joke here.

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:51:03 UTC in context
            • @pachipie Asian joke. The Kia Rio gets 40+ mpg no matter what you are using it for. You can get a new car for under $10k... and they are *so* cute. Tiawan has those Weather Girls and NMA.tv (with recently a nod with decency to the FIM fans). The Latinos nuked the UK, then the Germans started pushing the Russians back and curbed our notions of superiority, so we nuked their friends' moms' houses, which were made of Tsunami-proof paper. We started literally spamming our allies (to help them like we help the poor people without medicine by giving them disease-ridden blankets even in the tropics). So, the honorable Asian Islanders turn over control of the government but take back the design of the machine. They give us crotch rockets and microchips and humble us with our speaking without being spoken to. They work all of this out online with anonymity and crazy glyphs, and they give you Anime and 4chan, so that you can figure it out All By Myself! Pushing little children with their fully a

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:05:09 UTC in context
          • In about 10 minutes I'm going to go to bed. Tomorrow will be the first day of my final year in High School. Not particularly looking forward to it eating all of my time, but life is finally rolling along.

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 02:49:31 UTC from web
          • @derpy The stork drops monkey babies and nobody cares where they land, but in Equestria, they need to be more careful. Mix a horse and a donkey and you get a mule. They are always male as far as at the same time being "fixed" at birth so as to not compete for the affection of princesses. Zebras are a sort of a donkey. Foxes are like cats. Raccoons are like pigs. Possums are Canadian kangaroos. Zebras don't spend much time with ponies, but they each have to be careful that the alligators and crocodiles eat lions and tigers and bears and yellow jackets and wasps, oh my. Baby ponies are presented to their educational system before being left on the stoop of their drunkard parents for five years to see if they are even worth learning anything. Knowledge comes from that moment between when the piano falls toward you from outer-space and something inside tells you to stop and smell the flowers. If the blank-flanks didn't know what they are doing, how do they go on to do what they do?

            Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:28:35 UTC from web
            • Guys, I need you to settle an argument on another community. Who gets to be Lyra; me, someone named Prime_2, or someone named Mima?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:09:27 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
              • @redenchilada Thank you for reminding me. Don't we have a Lyra? I think that you should be our Lyratic ambassador to the Others, but that is just the alcohol and angst talking. Flip a coin. When everyone looks up, smash their chins. Point out that Prime_2 has the wrong Hasbro toy in mind and Mima can't play an instrument, but when she sings, guys like looking at her jugs.

                Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:13:39 UTC in context
            • @derpy Have you thought about writing some of this down and putting together a clockwork pony to answer the ponies that won't get the answer, anyway? I mean, you have a real talent, there, but it seems to be manely wasted on patiently letting all of these morons see in their own time. Strike while the nail is hot. Drop a piano on them and charge them to listen to the bells in their heads?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 04:08:15 UTC from web
            • I am now wearing @sock on my left hind hoof

              Thursday, 04-Aug-11 04:23:12 UTC from web
            • @hoit21 I gotta start watching Dr. Who. Looks like an interesting show.

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 02:33:54 UTC from web
            • @abigpony, @fnordly has withdrawn his pointy stick. He now has a Twenty-Three pound Sledge Hammer! (more Canadian stereo-types) which he likes to lovingly refer to as Gravity. So, you see, this stocky, studly pink grapesy-cat looking-like pony has gravity on his side. Now, what did you say about his Queen?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 02:35:26 UTC from web
            • # listen !!!!! What is the worst cartoon you ever seen?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 02:03:59 UTC from web
            • what's up ponies?

              Monday, 15-Aug-11 22:48:02 UTC from web
            • @darkfalling If you would be so kind, what did you "I do I do" about?

              Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 01:59:35 UTC from web
              • ok! im going to try my hand at fanfiction....crap what am i gonna write about

                Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:24:25 UTC from web
              • Doin stuff and things with stuff and things...

                Monday, 15-Aug-11 22:56:49 UTC from web
              • I just realized that Apple can once again slap themselves. The greatest show known to man was made entirely in FLASH and yet they still say it's an inferior software... HA! Eat me Steve Jobs...

                Monday, 15-Aug-11 23:23:06 UTC from web