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Somehow, remote-following people from Mastodon instances doesn't work :/
Thursday, 18-May-17 21:21:45 UTC from web -
Got my fidget spinner stuck in my hair, abort abort
Thursday, 18-May-17 21:51:18 UTC from web -
surprisingly coherent, though I have never played Overcooked
Thursday, 18-May-17 20:37:39 UTC from web-
@tiffany Whatever Monte Carlo Markov generator is running this bot, it is really well calibrated
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@ceruleanspark Or someone is just transcribing the things I say when I sleep
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I am certain that @enum isn't doing anything weird.
Thursday, 18-May-17 20:32:50 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Me? No.
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@enum This response fills me with confidence
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Imagine being the guy who runs the Nintendo twitter account and being told repeatedly how the new girl from Arms is batcaveory material
Thursday, 18-May-17 15:35:07 UTC from web -
Your fave is problematic: your mother
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-promiscuousThursday, 18-May-17 08:22:49 UTC from web- clacke likes this.
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Oppressive Potato Knishesposting," i holler as i overturn my boyfriend's web server and turn Rainbow Dash Network into Rainbow grape
Thursday, 18-May-17 07:46:24 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 17-May-17 09:27:56 UTC from web -
I dreamed there was a version of Coldplay's Paradise where there chorus was replaced by Bono singing the closing theme to Atop the Fourth Wall
Wednesday, 17-May-17 09:07:00 UTC from web -
Can no longer tell the difference between Matt and Tiffany
Sunday, 14-May-17 18:07:47 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin i'm the funny one
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@thelastgherkin Yes, Matt's the funny one
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@actualrudolph Huge if true
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Sonic recolours are canon http://rainbowdash.net/url/859274
Tuesday, 16-May-17 15:23:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin At first the title of the article sounded like everyone was forced to use the character creation tool by Sonic.
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@adiwan Sonic Forces me to give his new game a good review. He has my family, please send help
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@thelastgherkin Rate it Sonic 06 out of 10.
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Role Playing Grenade
Tuesday, 16-May-17 15:06:12 UTC from web -
A growing subculture of people who call themselves Furries
Tuesday, 16-May-17 09:12:16 UTC from web -
Wait, the tickle boat that killed that guy?
Monday, 15-May-17 21:54:01 UTC from web -
I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web -
If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.
Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web -
Monday, 24-Aug-15 20:19:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin no one will recognise me
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@thelastgherkin We're pretty much frozen in time in a sense
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@nerthos I can't believe it's nearly 2015
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The largest animal is Man
Monday, 15-May-17 08:55:11 UTC from web -
Look. Look at this http://rainbowdash.net/url/859245
Monday, 15-May-17 08:44:38 UTC from web -
The The Lion King OC seal of quality
Sunday, 14-May-17 21:45:40 UTC from web -
That Doctor Who episode last night had one hell of a mic drop
Sunday, 14-May-17 10:20:36 UTC from web -
white male holy genocide
Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web-
@tiffany You've had a long day. You should go to bed.
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@ceruleanspark it's been the longest Friday of my life
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Menswear dept at work is selling Darth Vader t-shirts with "Greatest dad in the galaxy" on them. Aight
Saturday, 13-May-17 19:27:12 UTC from web -
Saturday, 13-May-17 11:09:31 UTC from web -
(Premier Foods boardroom) Hey how about we name our tinned custard after the nectar of the gods
Saturday, 13-May-17 10:52:55 UTC from web -
Does everybody know what time it is?! https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0
Friday, 12-May-17 13:00:01 UTC from web-
@scribus Well it wath your thing-thong that thtopped me thleeping
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@thelastgherkin You have a nice butt
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@scribus Nice
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Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 is based on that one episode of Futurama
Friday, 12-May-17 21:29:09 UTC from web -
Breath of the Wild has a guardian spirit named after the late Satoru Iwata and I'm not crying you're crying
Friday, 12-May-17 21:05:33 UTC from web -
I'm MC Repeat and I'm here to say / I'm MC Repeat and I'm here to say
Friday, 12-May-17 16:33:06 UTC from web
