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i had to park my car on the street last night and i had a nightmare afterwards that a big truck lost control, rolled over, and turned my car into a pancake
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation About that, sorry, fell asleep while driving my 18 wheeler.
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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
My abilities include eating a whole pizza and tying my shoelaces without help
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:28:01 UTC from web-
@scribus If you pay for the pizza we can find out
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@safebot Cute
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The utility of screenshots is they can't be deleted, where a tweet or notice can be deleted, or edited. But the thing people never seem to consider is that they can easily be faked.
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@maiyannah Screenshots are real 100% of the time http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870148
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@nerthos I always forget you guys have the weird pseudo-statusnet ui
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@maiyannah It's my favourite UI, sadly this place doesn't federate with half the people I talk to so I rarely use it anymore.
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if i had $5 million dollars i would hire @nerthos to lead a private army
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Lies in bed topless but with jeans on vaping at 415 am
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All the people saying 2017 was a brilliant year for games, I...am not seeing where on Earth they got that from.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats It's why Mankind Divided can have ONE TIME USE CONSUMABLES as several dollar transactions that are good for only a single save and only usable once, and be a critical darling, and Overwatch can lock more than half the game content away in a gambling lootbox, but EA does the same thing and with DICE's Battlefront 2, and they're the Worst Thing Ever.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats Don't know how Squeenix gets away with it when Final Fantasy All the Bravest exists, which is commonly touted by many games critics as the moment when mobile gaming was lost to the microtransaction bullcherry.
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I don't suck.
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@halani Very green
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Merry christmas guys
Monday, 25-Dec-17 02:54:22 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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@nerthos That's fairly early in the game but it was the screenshot I had of my playthrough close to hand without digging in the labyrinthine steam folders for screenshots
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@maiyannah I wore the merchant hat for almost the entire game. Then again I also did Heide before the last giant.
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@davidsoto100 Alternatively just remove the back seats to lose some weight.
Friday, 29-Dec-17 05:37:24 UTC from web -
@maiyannah Hey, asking you because you live in canada and know the law system there, I can't report this to the cops proper from here, so if you can do it, I'd appreciate it https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Mark_Saunders_Chief_of_Toronto_Police_Service_Save_Blaster_the_Bearded_Dragon/?tDDUxmb
Friday, 03-Nov-17 05:11:07 UTC from web-
@nerthos While pretty despicable, this isn't actually a crime the police can action. Someone from the local area could report it to Animal Control though. They wouldn't really take a call from someone in another jurisdiction IME though.
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Black customer just came in and insinuated that my (Indian) co-worker is a racist and that I (very white looking) am always very helpful
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 23:43:52 UTC from web- dogjaw likes this.
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@mrmattimation Indians are generally much more racist than whites, indian culture is really isolationist and set in their ways.
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@nerthos she was born in the U.S. you pubic toad, we went to high school together
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@mrmattimation Where in India is US?
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Just made £90 minus tax on a Saturday hell yeah
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Uuuh... how else am I supposed to go back to bed That's how the left has an use. Like the skeleton war
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@nerthos2 The skeleton war is no joke you fool
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@nerthos No idea. Just went to the greatest artist of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3UAnCH5IE
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I found a cool post from @nerthos about how to summon me but I already redashed it and that specific reason is why I left 3 years ago.
Wednesday, 04-Oct-17 04:24:49 UTC from web -
The Unrestricted Dumping-Ground, U.S.A. [1903] - https://quitter.se/url/4549730
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@taknamay Europeans were the original Muslims
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wait, there are multiple universes out there or something
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@safebot That's the cult leader from Mirai Nikki, right?
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@cybermeow they're still manufactured to hit a price point. How much power do you need in a daily driver, for real.
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@awl Tesla's problem has been part quality. They've had a lot of breakdowns in such a way as pretty much indicates they're using low-quality metals in their construction, no doubt to improve margins. This was one of the revelations of the probes into the "NDA repair deals" fiasco that got looked into some time ago.
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@maiyannah I'm not too surprised, for what is an upstart company to have problems with the way to do things early on. Also makes me glad I'm not a Tesla owner (yet)
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@awl Why do you want a car that can't reach 250km/h
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Guilty as charged. Seeing money pile up is really bad. Doesn't really make sense. I understand that I can't remember the golden rule about early access: disappear and erase your traces once you've made enough money to start a neet colony. We all work fine.
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apparently half of you are meeting your girlfriends here while i'm only meeting guys who call me a grape
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@awg It's done, not sure how "traditional" it is though. Most aborigins here were quite primitive. Plus there wasn't that much of a need, if you look at the pampa, it was really, really plain with nothing for big-ish prey to hide in. Just hop on a horse and start riding and you'll eventually find something to hunt. As for small prey I think it was mostly caught with traps.
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@nerthos if you decide to decide to lead a charge to take the southern cone, let me know. I'll be there after I'm through pillaging the middle east with the GSL folk. have binocular, will travel.
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@awg I would if I had the money honestly
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@ceruleanspark Thought you might like this one http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862739
Friday, 29-Sep-17 02:34:55 UTC from web -
I suppose this time the filter calling someone a fruit is not wrong.
Friday, 29-Sep-17 02:24:04 UTC from web -
Six years guys. That's a third as much as some of you have been alive, and over half how old some were when they made an account. For me it has been a fourth of a lifetime. Even met my girlfriend here even if her stay was only two days. I might not come around as much nowadays, but this place still means something. Thanks to the people who keep it running, and thanks to those that made it fun. Might broadcast some assorted horses in a while to celebrate.
Friday, 29-Sep-17 02:19:21 UTC from web -
https://gs.smuglo.li/file/898082fb6e2d9a3911f93147f5fc3de76669184b28378d732c5b521752df5dae.jpg Charlie Hebdo deserved the attack.
Thursday, 31-Aug-17 00:56:59 UTC from web -
Didn't manage to get boots but I got a cool italian cut suit, which I'm going to be paying for the rest of the year https://appleposter.club/attachment/984412
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@hakui @delores then with knightly orders it's "praise the lord and contribute to the church and we'll make the road to jerusalem safe"
Who would have known templar orders would be useful to protect Europe from islam now-
@delores Trump is to take the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bag. When he enters the White House I like to think his secret service code name is Cheeto. When he in transportation they will say Cheeto is in the bowl. If he falls Cheeto on the floor 5 second rule 5 second rule.
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Where's my french vanilla
Thursday, 24-Aug-17 07:54:13 UTC from web -
