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Jimmy Carter’s gettin real lonely over there by himself in the one-term club
Monday, 09-Mar-20 02:51:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I was hoping Harrison would find a couple buddies
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hey uhhh Virginia what’s the point of decriminalize pot if I still can’t buy it anywhere???? Use ur heads dingos
Sunday, 08-Mar-20 21:17:20 UTC from web-
@scribus Nah I’m potentially heading there for a convention, and, if everything lines up, business. Supposing the state isn’t under quarantine by then.
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@mrmattimation Sweet. What con?
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In the 2007 episode where Springfield moves its primary up to be the first in the nation, both parties attempt to court Ralph Wiggum to join their cause, implying that Springfield is perhaps in a very important swing state. There’s a billboard gag in one episode that advertises a playboy event hosted by Mayor Quimby, a Democrat, and the event is endorsed by President Trump. So one can possibly assume that Springfield is an Obama-Trump rust belt community and that Homer’s voting habits are not unusual, but in fact the norm.
Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:24:52 UTC from web -
He voted for Obama in the 2008 Halloween episode but then calls Joe Biden a “jackass” in an episode a year later, he voted for Romney in 2012, and in a 2016 episode he mentions that he supports Bernie Sanders over Hillary Clinton (because he likes his chicken) and an Internet short later that year all but states outright that were it not for Marge, he’d be voting for Trump.
Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:13:34 UTC from web -
Homer the Simp
Sunday, 08-Mar-20 19:10:47 UTC from web -
On a Simpsons binge and I am convinced Homer would have voted for Trump
Sunday, 08-Mar-20 18:58:12 UTC from web-
@scribus there’s an Internet short where they imply Homer votes based on whoever Marge is voting for and if he doesn’t know who Marge is voting for, he votes for the Republican.
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the newest version of flash has some really useful features but it's so buggy and FrankerZty and resource hoggy that it's almost not worth it. flash 2017, the one i actually use regularly, lacks those features but it's probably crashed on me once in the last two years.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 23:54:08 UTC from web -
heard the next DNC debate's gonna be moderated by eric andre
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 19:16:38 UTC from web -
I have four stand-alone Swole Foods episodes I want to make before I get myself too invested in another story-driven series to see if I can make the show work as it’s currently conceptualized or if I’ll have to go back and re-work it some more. “The First Day”, in which we’re introduced to our three leads; “All Dogs Go to Heaven”, which is an allegorical account of my own relationship with religion; “Brain Dead”, about a zombie apocalypse; and “Mike Hawk Down”, in which we’re introduced to a fourth major character, Republican Congressman Mike Hawk, a tragically repressed gay man who finds himself questioning his own self worth and his place in society after his re-election campaign ends in failure. Hopefully people don’t think I’m tricking them once I introduce the serialization angle after those initial four episodes.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 10:40:15 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I doubt people would feel too tricked. Even a lot of serialized out-the-gate programs start off feeling more episodic as we meet characters and develop the world.
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Hey if you ever hear anyone complain about how self-checkout machines at grocery stores are “killing jobs”, just know that they’re talking completely from their asses and have no idea what they’re saying. Similarly, if you grab a bunch of items from the shelf and bring them to my desk to inform me what you would have bought from me if I wasn’t “killing jobs” (me, personally?), just know that your political statement is completely batbatcave and all you’ve done is make my life harder by forcing me to reshop all of your grape.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 03:38:30 UTC from web -
Trump is looking so gray under his orange, it's almost sad to watch this ancient doddard as he drives this country into the Earth's warm crust.
Saturday, 07-Mar-20 01:16:26 UTC from web-
@scribus I remember being shocked having seen a picture of him after he’d been in office a few months. He looked like he wanted to die. He’s a lot better at hiding it now but it’s super clear he’s not much longer for this earth. I genuinely believe if he’s re-elected we’ll be having a state funeral for him before his second term is up.
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Papa Spraytan literally blames Obama for the coronavirus. It's not like he likes the former president or anything, baka...
Friday, 06-Mar-20 18:02:12 UTC from web-
@scribus Obama didn’t blame Bush for this long and in that case Bush really did cause a lot of his problems.
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i got home from work today, sat down at my desk to work on this cartoon, then literally fell asleep in my chair watching aqua teen hunger force for about two hours
Friday, 06-Mar-20 08:24:29 UTC from web -
In more ways than one... http://rainbowdash.net/url/875457
Thursday, 05-Mar-20 16:38:50 UTC from web -
massacring all of Blackwater in Red Dead Online gets you a neat $5 bounty
Thursday, 05-Mar-20 08:05:34 UTC from web -
cast my vote for sanders today, even though i really wanted to vote for warren, so i was pretty glad when virginia was declared almost immediately and my vote didn't matter at all
Wednesday, 04-Mar-20 05:29:21 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I hear the whole thing has been a stunning win for mediocrity overall
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@scribus and, if you listen to people on Twitter, the end of the world. IMO Biden over performed well enough in Bernie-friendly states that “electability” is waaaay less of a concern to me now.
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@mrmattimation I believe I may be done with Twitter for life at this point
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the ultimate goal is to speed up my turnaround on projects of all scopes and i think I'm pretty close to achieving that.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:15:59 UTC from web -
it's really dumb and really dry but i'm just trying to put stuff out to get myself back into the habit of actually making stuff.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:14:10 UTC from web -
i think i'm ready to stop being a depressing lump, so i've got a new cartoon coming out this week. it's around ten minutes and it's a waaaay different style than anything i've ever done, but i made it really, really, really quick. like... i wrote it yesterday, animated a bunch of it today, and will probably have it finished by Friday. That quick. It uses limited animation, squigglevision techniques, and reused assets from an abandoned project for the background, but the thing that REALLY sped it up is that Adobe Animate has a new auto-lipsyncing tool which is actually not that great as is BUT it provides you with a really good baseline that you can tweak around and it divides the time needed for animating mouth movement into, like, tenths.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 20:13:26 UTC from web -
Would I personally have said it? No, not in public, of course not, but this doesn’t take away from the fact that we have passed overwhelmingly powerful tax reforms, confirmed record numbers of federal judges, and brought the DOW up to heights previously unknown. Chuck, I may disagree with the President on whether or not we should be allowed to have slaves, but putting these disagreements aside we can get a great deal done for the American public, more than the previous twenty administrations combined.
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:33:21 UTC from web -
Well I don’t know about the President saying the n word on live tv Chuck, but here’s the point: the do-nothing Democrats hate this man so much, they’re not even taking the context in which he said it into account
Tuesday, 03-Mar-20 03:27:13 UTC from web -
Can’t wait to go into work today and get asked a million times, “did you hear about Beth?” Yes. I heard.
Monday, 02-Mar-20 20:20:19 UTC from web -
I'm sad that I didn't get a chance to even consider Buttigieg, but I guess we still haven't had a woman president so having a gay one is asking *way* too much...
Monday, 02-Mar-20 05:04:04 UTC from web-
@thismightbeauser I was never big on Buttigieg. Guy felt so disingenuous to me. Still, I am disheartened that the youngest man in the field now is 77 years old.
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@mrmattimation I was never big on Buttigieg because I never knew anything about him and don't have any reason to find out now.
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well, my dying friend is now my dead friend.
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 20:34:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation batcave, i'm so sorry
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@mrmattimation My condolences, man...
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new swole foods redesign http://rainbowdash.net/url/875452
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:50:54 UTC from web -
Super Tuesday is coming up and my candidate's at the bottom in polling. Sigh.
Sunday, 01-Mar-20 01:29:49 UTC from web -
I feel like even evil people can look at that guy and surmise that he's very, very, very bad at being evil and that you should probably find a more competent evil person
Saturday, 29-Feb-20 07:33:15 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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How can people continue to believe this spraypainted bunghole
Saturday, 29-Feb-20 04:05:03 UTC from web-
@scribus I listen to him speak these days and wonder just what the hell all those people are hearing, because it's not what I'm hearing. Even if you some staunch, right-wing, anti-abortion anti-immigrant blowhard, you GOTTA be listening to him talk and wonder "man, something's not right with this guy's brain". His politics are irrelevant at that point, he talks like my grandmother with Alzheimer's
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@mrmattimation He looked next to death when he was rambling about how "one day, like a miracle, coronavirus will just go away." Pretty sure Mike Pence is eating his life force in an attempt to become a real boy.
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@scribus The trick about it is noticing everyone is lying out of their asses, and just picking the lies you like most out of what's on sale.
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On the bright side, it’s probably a great time to get into the market.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 23:36:20 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Sure is cool watching a Fox News segment where they tell us that, actually, the market is up.... compared to 1929.
Friday, 28-Feb-20 23:35:50 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
