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I wrote up an employee last night without giving my boss a heads up first, which I’m normally super hesitant to do. The guy’s a total prick and he’s been nasty to me and several customers for weeks now and I got sick of it, so I filled out the form. I came in today to learn, of course, that my boss threw it away.... because mine actually wasn’t harsh enough. He wrote his own that was waaaay more detailed.
Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 23:06:25 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Love it when things play out
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not to be a total papaya but seeing my mum in a healthy relationship with a nice dude who doesn't have any sort of alcohol dependency makes me very happy to see
Wednesday, 19-Feb-20 17:19:52 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation yeah call me it for real and see how turned on i get you papayaing cuck
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I used to be a very angry kid. I’m still angry now, but it’s evolved into petty passive-aggressiveness. Part of that is that I don’t like confrontation anymore. The other part of it is that, as an adult in retail management, I can express myself with official documents so that everyone in the company knows what a prick you are. A lot more satisfying than hitting people, IMO
Tuesday, 18-Feb-20 23:12:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I’m basically crossing my fingers that his kid, who I work with, says enough nice things about me.
Sunday, 16-Feb-20 19:50:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Good news: between the altercation last night and the official report being written up today, the lady dropped her bogus assault accusation. Bad news: the remaining stuff is really difficult to disprove because none of these cameras have microphones so it really comes down to my word versus hers.
Sunday, 16-Feb-20 00:25:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Are you on HR's "good" side, at least? I have a suspicion things like this tend to come down to whether or not they already want to change the roster.
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@scribus At the risk of sounding like a pompous, arrogant prick: I’m one of the most valuable employees here and everyone knows it. The store management team likes me. They all said they’d back me up to the best of their abilities. I’m not worried about them. The district manager has a habit of making problems “disappear”.
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hope everyone’s Valentine’s Day was good, I’ve been accused of sexual harassment by a shoplifter and might lose my job, I really wish I was joking
Saturday, 15-Feb-20 02:15:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation God damn, dude
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thinkin i should bring this back, who's here for the squigglevision renaissance http://rainbowdash.net/url/875441
Friday, 14-Feb-20 06:43:08 UTC from web- Scribus and Jonathan Chouinard like this.
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@mrmattimation potentially EVEN CHEAPER, lazier, and faster than the actual OG Squigglevision was - this is one single drawing, modified by a random seed in Adobe After Effects, which can be saved into a preset and applied to virtually any animation footage of any frame rate at any screen resolution with a single click - boil rate and intensity can be easily modified with a few clicks too. It’s like an instagram filter or something like that.
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My labor union is making it very difficult for me to be pro-union tbh. These guys objectively suck.
Sunday, 09-Feb-20 21:49:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Well I guess it would, but I cancel myself out.
Friday, 07-Feb-20 00:33:21 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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would you believe i don’t drink anymore????
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:41:40 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation D'ya drink any less!? Harharharr... But in seriousness, I was just reading that drinking rates were down over the last five years.
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@scribus a statistic which doesn’t include me because I started and quit within a two-year timespan
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would you believe I took up drinking in the first place??? college was great
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:43:51 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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why was it such a big deal that Anakin Skywalker had a secret wife, and why did she need to be a secret, did anyone ever watch the Clone Wars show?? Obi-Wan was a FrankerZing grapey-slaying Potato Knishes machine, this man kiwied CONSTANTLY and nobody seemed to give a rat's ass about it.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:33:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@nerthos Whoops, I thought the filter would catch that
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@nerthos look man you know how the saying goes. Old enough to podrace, old enough to consummate
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NOBODY was safe from Obi-Wan’s dick, old Ben was an “anything that moves” kinda guy, this guy FrankerZed a sith, like, I think we need to be talking about what a slut that guy was before we talk about Anakin’s nuclear family
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:36:33 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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i hope Adult Swim's april fools prank this year is that they swapped the programming with Cartoon Network and kids are gonna wake up to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of Teen Titans or whatever kids watch these days
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 06:27:56 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I just walked into Dairy Queen and a guy that I had fired was working the counter, which I think is as awkward as awkward gets.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:50:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Well that was as depressing as it was unsurprising
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 01:27:10 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@scribus But hey, at least Mitt Romney set himself up for a comeback Presidential run in 2024 where he’ll do all the things he claimed to oppose today
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Trump claiming on Twitter that he’ll be President forever is awfully premature considering his age and the way he eats. I’m not even sure he’d be able to finish a second term.
Thursday, 06-Feb-20 00:51:55 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Pete Buttigieg really out here bein gay and doin crimes
Wednesday, 05-Feb-20 00:48:00 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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What the Potato Knishes is going on in Iowa
Tuesday, 04-Feb-20 05:51:04 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Obama was declared the winner in the 2008 Iowa caucus at 8:30 Iowa time, it's 9:30 now and we don't even have RESULTS, I'm gonna mangoin RIOT
Tuesday, 04-Feb-20 03:37:30 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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why is “baby nut” trending, did the super bowl take a horrifyingly bizarre turn
Monday, 03-Feb-20 01:45:11 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Not that I saw, but we left with 1m20s on the clock.
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Adolf the Wise?
Sunday, 02-Feb-20 08:46:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Clean lineart takes so goddamn long to do I wonder sometimes if I should just do stuff like this which takes literally half the time. http://rainbowdash.net/url/875436
Sunday, 02-Feb-20 08:26:41 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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special shoutouts to the woman who just called me ugly to her daughter in Spanish because she thought I couldn’t understand her. When I raised my eyebrow she turned to me and said “I was just telling my daughter you look like someone we know”. Okay, ma’am.
Sunday, 02-Feb-20 02:29:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation "El que lo dice lo es"
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Trump courts controversy after he lifts restrictions on owning slaves, a decision which some have called “a cause for concern”, while others have dismissed the controversy. Sen. Marco Rubio took to Twitter earlier today to criticize Democrats in Congress and the media for putting the spotlight on this issue, ignoring the President’s many accomplishments elsewhere.
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 11:29:40 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Samoas are Coconut Dreams. You get the idea.
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 11:04:49 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I think they straight make a S'mores one called S'mores, too.
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Thin Mints in particular are sold by Keebler under the name “Grasshoppers”.
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 11:01:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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O Lord, the Girl Scout cookies...
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 08:29:42 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@scribus But but but what if the Girl Scouts are using the cookie selling as a front for drug delivery?!?!
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@adiwan CIA, Girl Scouts division.
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Do love it when a customer walks by blasting some crackpot podcast on his phone about how Adam Schiff faces “up to 35 years in federal prison” for... being a member of a committee that impeached the President. Oy.
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 05:03:50 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I mean we might as well run on the internal logic of an NBC Thursday night drama
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That’s not to say it was uneven, I just wasn’t keeping very good count because I was focused on firing my own gun
Saturday, 01-Feb-20 01:35:53 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
