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Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web-
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@firestormdangerdash You're just as bad as tiff at tying shoelaces.
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i had to park my car on the street last night and i had a nightmare afterwards that a big truck lost control, rolled over, and turned my car into a pancake
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:47:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation About that, sorry, fell asleep while driving my 18 wheeler.
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I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web -
My abilities include eating a whole pizza and tying my shoelaces without help
Saturday, 03-Mar-18 17:28:01 UTC from web-
@scribus If you pay for the pizza we can find out
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@safebot Cute
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The utility of screenshots is they can't be deleted, where a tweet or notice can be deleted, or edited. But the thing people never seem to consider is that they can easily be faked.
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@maiyannah Screenshots are real 100% of the time http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/870148
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@nerthos I always forget you guys have the weird pseudo-statusnet ui
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@maiyannah It's my favourite UI, sadly this place doesn't federate with half the people I talk to so I rarely use it anymore.
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So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 05:12:00 UTC from web-
@awl Remembering the times, it was definitely an incoherent mess. But recontextualizing to today, it may well have been a forerunner to the Potato Knishespost.
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In the event you all live under a rock. Or Boulder. !vgp https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-release-0-1-16735340
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@firestormdangerdash I live under an assumed identity.
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if i had $5 million dollars i would hire @nerthos to lead a private army
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We're all a little mad here https://mommashy.deviantart.com/art/Pinkagorath-Pie-497140748 !vgp
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Tuesday, 06-Feb-18 07:19:23 UTC from web -
Thinking about getting a #Dreamcast. !vgp
Monday, 05-Feb-18 02:16:44 UTC from web-
@scribus But maybe a Genesis or Atari first. And, if Atari, unsure if 2600, 7200, or XEGS....
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@scribus I have a Dreamcast, as well as all two of the games that were on Dreamcast before the PS2 came out
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@asapmatt I mostly remember a couple of too-easy Sonic games and a pretty good Diablo clone in "Record of Lodoss War." And one of my exes loved "Chu Chu Rocket." And I think maybe some of the best fighting ports, according to Whoever 'They' Are, but I'm not much of a vidya fighter.
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Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 07:12:49 UTC from web -
Monday, 08-Jan-18 07:25:16 UTC from web -
!vgp !Rainbow_Dash Made an Assassin Dash emblem for BF1 http://emblemsbf.com/emblem-89535.html
Saturday, 06-Jan-18 08:36:31 UTC from web -
Lies in bed topless but with jeans on vaping at 415 am
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All the people saying 2017 was a brilliant year for games, I...am not seeing where on Earth they got that from.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats It's why Mankind Divided can have ONE TIME USE CONSUMABLES as several dollar transactions that are good for only a single save and only usable once, and be a critical darling, and Overwatch can lock more than half the game content away in a gambling lootbox, but EA does the same thing and with DICE's Battlefront 2, and they're the Worst Thing Ever.
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@gameragodzilla @katiekats Don't know how Squeenix gets away with it when Final Fantasy All the Bravest exists, which is commonly touted by many games critics as the moment when mobile gaming was lost to the microtransaction bullcherry.
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I don't suck.
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@halani Very green
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Merry christmas guys
Monday, 25-Dec-17 02:54:22 UTC from web- shpuld likes this.
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@nerthos That's fairly early in the game but it was the screenshot I had of my playthrough close to hand without digging in the labyrinthine steam folders for screenshots
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@maiyannah I wore the merchant hat for almost the entire game. Then again I also did Heide before the last giant.
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@davidsoto100 Alternatively just remove the back seats to lose some weight.
Friday, 29-Dec-17 05:37:24 UTC from web -
A game I honestly thought I pulled off Mission Impossible stunts that either seemed scripted or guided, but upon redoing an area, I learbed it was very much all me. !vgp https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_Odyssey
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!vgp https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=120926 If any of you play #Destiny
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I am waiting for somepony to animate Rarity or Twilight being voiced by Cayde-6's Destiny 2 line. "My beautiful horn. My beautiful beatiful horn." Great line. !vgp
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Not convinced that Left 4 Dead 2 is an improvement on the original. !vgp
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 05:12:56 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash I feel like the Spitter is game-breakingly un-fun, though I do like the expanded weapon selection. I just wish you could have a melee and a sidearm. But I've only played one campaign, so time has yet to truly tell the tale.
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So I did a trade in from my original day one console to the Xbox One X. Its all so amazing except one terrible thing... the controller, the same that is in the Xbox One S and for some obnoxiously small reason it is slightly smaller. Not even enough for me to feel a difference. Yet I find my one hand cramps and aches within minutes of holding it. Such a terrible fate. !vgp
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What if Pinkie Pie got diabetes and then her doctor tells her to not eat so many sweets anymore, but inevitably she gives in and goes on a binge then gets put into a sugar induced coma. Then we all learn a good lesson about nutrition.
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 18:43:42 UTC from web -
WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
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!vgp So the Xbone X so totally helps load times on a stupidly high level.
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@maiyannah Hey, asking you because you live in canada and know the law system there, I can't report this to the cops proper from here, so if you can do it, I'd appreciate it https://secure.avaaz.org/en/petition/Mark_Saunders_Chief_of_Toronto_Police_Service_Save_Blaster_the_Bearded_Dragon/?tDDUxmb
Friday, 03-Nov-17 05:11:07 UTC from web-
@nerthos While pretty despicable, this isn't actually a crime the police can action. Someone from the local area could report it to Animal Control though. They wouldn't really take a call from someone in another jurisdiction IME though.
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Black customer just came in and insinuated that my (Indian) co-worker is a racist and that I (very white looking) am always very helpful
Sunday, 15-Oct-17 23:43:52 UTC from web- dogjaw likes this.
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@mrmattimation Indians are generally much more racist than whites, indian culture is really isolationist and set in their ways.
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@nerthos she was born in the U.S. you pubic toad, we went to high school together
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@mrmattimation Where in India is US?
