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1. orungano

   I impress girls by talking to them about the flat Earth theory

   Saturday, 03-Feb-18 20:51:03 UTC from web
2. Solidus Sans

   . http://pny.lv/2s0hd

   
   Saturday, 03-Feb-18 18:43:02 UTC from web
   • orungano

     @yodelerty jenkies

     Saturday, 03-Feb-18 19:10:40 UTC in context
3. orungano

   What happened?

   Friday, 02-Feb-18 23:56:30 UTC from web
   • Scribus

     @tiff I couldn't be responsible for my own breakfast...

     Saturday, 03-Feb-18 01:48:18 UTC in context
   • orungano Scribus

     @scribus cereal in the fishbowl again

     Saturday, 03-Feb-18 09:11:30 UTC in context
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   tiffany2

   http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/853243

   Friday, 02-Feb-18 14:37:04 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
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5. orungano

   MARK CHAPMAN

   Thursday, 01-Feb-18 20:28:08 UTC from web
6. orungano

   I'M GOTHALICIOUS WITH CHEESE

   Thursday, 01-Feb-18 20:04:27 UTC from web
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   tiffany2

   hold me closer George Costanza

   Thursday, 01-Feb-18 13:07:04 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
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8. orungano

   the saddest part of mark salling's death is the fact that he couldn't kill himself a thousand times

   Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 22:34:21 UTC from web
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   • orungano Matt

     @asapmatt basically the same reason twice

     Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 23:36:10 UTC in context
   • Scribus

     @tiff What's a Mark Sailing or whoever?

     Wednesday, 31-Jan-18 01:50:27 UTC in context
   • orungano Scribus

     @scribus Gleedophile

     Wednesday, 31-Jan-18 13:23:59 UTC in context
9. orungano

   The best humanitarian aid that Donald Trump can provide is him getting cancer

   Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:15:25 UTC from web
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10. Matt

    FEMA ending aid to Puerto Rico tomorrow. They’re still having a humanitarian crisis. Donald Trump likes to say “America First”, but PR is America too and his administration is putting it last.

    Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:08:00 UTC from web
    • orungano

      @asapmatt they gave aid to puerto rico to begin with?

      Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:08:58 UTC in context
    • Matt orungano

      @tiff allegedly

      Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:10:03 UTC in context
11. orungano

    I have the perfect solution for being someone like me who is kind of in the mood for a relationship but also extremely not in the mood for a relationship at all: flirt with the cute vegetarian girl at work by talking about how much you love the taste of dead animals

    Monday, 29-Jan-18 22:10:24 UTC from web
12. Matt

    IMO the biggest drawback to community college is that a bunch of your classmates are 50 years old and want to be friends with you

    Monday, 29-Jan-18 18:21:08 UTC from web
    • orungano

      @asapmatt yeah I hate when old men only want to be friends :/

      Monday, 29-Jan-18 18:30:04 UTC in context
    • Scribus

      @asapmatt And I say the biggest drawback is that, because of advanced high school kids, I can't be certain that everybody I'm hitting on is over 18.

      Monday, 29-Jan-18 21:15:45 UTC in context
13. orungano

    what's the best Beatles album lads

    Sunday, 28-Jan-18 23:29:07 UTC from web
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      therealpennyfortheguy

      @tiff Rubber Soul

      Sunday, 28-Jan-18 23:52:46 UTC in context
    • Matt

      @tiff the one where Ringo was all by himself

      Monday, 29-Jan-18 00:09:36 UTC in context
14. orungano

    it's like undertale but even weebier

    Sunday, 28-Jan-18 19:41:46 UTC from web
15. orungano

    reading up on this doki doki lit club thing and wow

    Sunday, 28-Jan-18 19:41:31 UTC from web
16. orungano

    bad funny games: CAH, What Do You Meme. good funny games: Jackbox, Jackbox 3

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 22:43:11 UTC from web
17. orungano

    are bad

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 22:42:32 UTC from web
18. orungano

    games that are all about making jokes but the game makes the jokes for you is bad

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 22:42:28 UTC from web
19. orungano

    SHAME ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 21:48:57 UTC from web
20. orungano

    i love glenn danzig's vocals

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 20:40:01 UTC from web
21. orungano

    truly we peaked as a species at Africa

    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 18:40:24 UTC from web
    • Matt

      @tiff http://rainbowdash.net/url/868664

      
      Saturday, 27-Jan-18 18:57:53 UTC in context
    • orungano Matt

      @mrmattimation uncover his name.

      Saturday, 27-Jan-18 20:15:06 UTC in context
22. orungano

    how good is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c9-poC5HGw

    
    Saturday, 27-Jan-18 18:38:01 UTC from web
    • Scribus

      @tiff That's flipping sweet dude.

      Saturday, 27-Jan-18 18:48:37 UTC in context
    • orungano Scribus

      @scribus almost cried at it

      Saturday, 27-Jan-18 20:14:56 UTC in context
23. orungano

    only the first question works both in terms of structure and truth because i haven't written one since last week

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 22:14:39 UTC from web
24. orungano

    Remember when I wrote reviews? Remember when I still do that in the present tense? Remember when I will do that in the future tense? https://tiffspearman.wordpress.com/

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 22:14:06 UTC from web
25. orungano

    I just thought of a really funny joke but it's far too dark for me to put online and I'm sad about that

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 20:02:23 UTC from web
26. orungano

    I have had to remind him of the time he ate nothing but bananas for a week but he remembers seeing my genitals clear as day

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:34:12 UTC from web
27. orungano

    he's not even like learning disabled or anything, he just sees batcave and forgets entire weeks worth of his life

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:33:47 UTC from web
28. orungano

    that big feel when the only person at work who's appletier at your job than you is literally mentally infirm

    Friday, 26-Jan-18 17:51:19 UTC from web
    • Matt

      @tiff man I wish the people worse than me at my job were retarded, I wouldn’t get mad at them quite as often if that were the case

      Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:06:33 UTC in context
    • orungano Matt

      @mrmattimation don't get mad, get results

      Friday, 26-Jan-18 18:33:23 UTC in context
29. orungano

    a few months ago I complained about how YouTube returns videos to your sub box even after you've watched them. I don't have this problem anymore because my box is taken up by a month of videos I haven't watched yet

    Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:42:14 UTC from web
    • Matt

      @tiff damn you get videos in your sub box, you must be suckin Susan Wojcicki's dick or somethin

      Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:43:08 UTC in context
30. orungano

    say what you will about the american legal system but i love a bone-chilling verdict from a judge

    Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 23:31:57 UTC from web