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thought experiment: I would pay a fair amount of money to step on Brock Turner's skull
Monday, 04-Dec-17 22:17:43 UTC from web -
I just sang "batcave, my ass" to the tune of Do-Re-Mi
Monday, 04-Dec-17 22:01:17 UTC from web -
I love how many of my utterances throughout the day are music-based nowadays
Monday, 04-Dec-17 22:00:52 UTC from web -
North American Maligned Brony Liberation Association, or NAMBLA
Monday, 01-Sep-14 09:25:39 UTC from web- adiwan and ばっばか犬すっ好きじゃっじゃないよ like this.
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@thelastgherkin NAMBLA jokes are the best.
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@bakasenpai Aren't they though.
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@thelastgherkin i try to incorporate them when I can but it can be hard. But when you manage to fit in a NAMBLA joke your day always seems to get a little better
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honestly i hope the girl in my snapchat group who keeps sending snaps of her making ugly faces doesn't wake up tomorrow morning
Monday, 04-Dec-17 19:54:19 UTC from web -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3T8KznhThQ this song is one of the biggest bangers of 2017 no competition
Monday, 04-Dec-17 19:44:58 UTC from web -
A guy who's famous for driving cars and almost kills himself every few years driving one is some sitcom-level satire
Monday, 04-Dec-17 18:42:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation don't drag my boy timmy like this
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another day, another reason for me to wish Richard Hammond didn't survive his first crash
Monday, 04-Dec-17 18:24:15 UTC from web -
chawles manson just sounds like a really on-the-nose name of a fictional butler
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 19:43:49 UTC from web -
why is tiff2 on popular and i haven't been on there in months
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 19:45:16 UTC from web -
hey Lois, remember the time I pooped in former president Gerald Ford's mouth
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 17:46:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation of course i remembah our wedding petah
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they've added scott pilgrim to british netflix hell yeah
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 17:34:28 UTC from web -
as a general rule of thumb: if you describe somebody's death as something that was "fate" or "meant to be", you're a mango and should go and Fluffle Puff yourself
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 13:15:53 UTC from web-
@tiff * unless it is a myth, a piece of modern fiction, or a D&D character fighting the literal personification of Fate
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honestly I'm still really invested in Minecraft updates even though I don't play the game
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 00:39:47 UTC from web -
what's a general term that you would use in a fantasy setting for "creatures that aren't human but are equally cognisant and prone to living in established civilisations amongst humans"
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 21:56:28 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's like father never left
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Songs of Experience is one of U2's better albums in a hot minute but it's not War (1983) so I hate it all the same
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 19:58:35 UTC from web -
I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 12:11:31 UTC from web-
@adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush
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@tiff I can and I will
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@thelastgherkin gotta fight hte user that is yourself first, pal
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Oh no! Bette Midler!
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 11:34:19 UTC from web -
one of my friends who I only see a few times a year now was showing me her photo album of her dog and in the middle of them all there was a meme she'd made of Jacob Rees-Mogg
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:04:44 UTC from web -
I love my friends
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 00:03:52 UTC from web -
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 23:02:18 UTC from web -
the only people now still defending Trump are people who are just outright not worth talking to in any capacity
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 23:01:14 UTC from web-
@tiff It's satire dude, just like how when I mango my pants I'm ACTUALLY making fun of OTHER people who Potato Knishes their pants
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dashi gang dashi gang dashi gang dashi gang
Thursday, 30-Nov-17 22:21:40 UTC from web -
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Wednesday, 29-Nov-17 19:08:05 UTC from web -
i'm sure we're all bored of tiff2 but sometimes he still says crazy apple
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:48:16 UTC from web -
whoa
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:47:57 UTC from web -
just noticed that all n-words are a-holes
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just kidding i feel both of these options
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:21:49 UTC from web -
I'm torn between "if you go on a TV show where somebody gives you a tattoo that you don't know the contents of, you're asking to be embarrassed" and "the other person is still kind of a kiwi for doing that anyway"
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:21:34 UTC from web -
my friend goes to uni with one of the 500 women who went on Just Tattoo of Us and gave their S/O a tattoo about how they're breaking up with them
Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 20:19:04 UTC from web
