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fitting in = overrated

Dashie Markers

#totw Its been weeks since Ditzy had been stranded. She looked down at the only 5 items that had survived the wreck. A fishing rod, a water filter, rations, a flare gun and of course her favorite possession, bubbles. She was staring to starve, and the rations were running low. She had no bait, so there was no point to the fishing rod, and she spilled her bubbles in the fine dry sand. She held up the flare gun to her head, but then turned towards the sky and shot the ine flare she had and screamed help as load as she could. She dug in the dirt for something to fish with. "Sand, shells, clam will have to do" She spoke to herself. As she was about to hook it on the pole, a boat came bye. "HELP!!!! PLEASE!!! HHEEELLLPP MMEEEE!!" She pleaded. THe boat turned towards the island, she grabbed her items and swam to meet them halfway. A colt helped her in, and she made it back home to her family.

Dashie Markers

So I'm at the theater and i hand my tickets to the guy, I'm wearing my hat with the man 6 on it, and he said "that'll be 2 bits please?" I kinda froze up cause i had no idea if he meant 25 cents or he was referencing. "she doesn't get it" my granny says. "she knows what I'm talking about" he replies. As we walk down to the theater he said yay in flutter shys voice. I burst out laughing. My granny (who thinks i'm an idoit) explains the joke about the 2 bits and 25 cents thing, I explained that bits were money in "the pony world" and i was kinda freaking out inside about that guy.

Dashie Markers

#totw Twilight had spent years and years studying magic. She's grown powerful. Much more powerful than celestia. She held the alicorn amulet in her hoof. it had been a year since she had been asked to put it into hiding. What they didn't know is she'd had it here all along. Now was the time. the grand galloping gala was coming up, and everypony who is any pony was coming. including twilight.then, she would put her master plan into work. No one would expect twilight, practically the princess of friendship to try and rule equestria.

madington flavors

#totw It was Jam pony all along. Nobody suspected he had been plotting all this time in his jar of jam, quietly biding his time until the next zap apple jam harvest. A few drops a poison here some bits there, and suddenly the ruler of Equestria is enjoying a piece of toast with some delicious poisoned zap apple jam. NO NOBODY WILL EVER MOCK HIM FOR BEING "ODDLY OBSESSED WITH JAM" NOOOOBOOODDDYYY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

die

#totw Donut Joe. Donuts do this to people.

treesy

#totw Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.

Dashie Markers

#totw Twilight of coarse! she could make flutter shy, rainbow dash, pinkie pie, rarity, and apple jack as hostages, and take over with the elements of harmony fear!