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everyone else: Elon Musk is my kind of billionaire!
me: Elon Musk is basically what would happen if Donald Trump comically switched brains with Barron for an episodeFriday, 09-Feb-18 19:51:44 UTC from web -
epsilepsy
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 21:27:50 UTC from web -
abort
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 21:23:36 UTC from web -
I don't apologise because that shows weakness and it makes my actions real
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 20:55:42 UTC from web -
I make myself feel better by making other people feel worse, I'm such a drain on everything
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 20:53:54 UTC from web -
I'm going to regardless by choice because I'm not life partner material lollllllll
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 20:38:59 UTC from web -
I'm very okay with dying alone from a logistical point of view but from a rational point of view I really really don't want to
Wednesday, 07-Feb-18 20:38:34 UTC from web -
My favourite part of working for the government is asking my co-workers if their significant other eats their ass
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someone kill tiff2 he knows too much
Tuesday, 06-Feb-18 19:37:55 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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BE GAY IN IRAN
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The ArchAndroid is one of the greatest albums of the 21st century
Tuesday, 06-Feb-18 19:32:29 UTC from web -
Trump and his kind are killing people
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Occasionally Trump tweets something that legitimately does fill me with ire https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/960486144818450432?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E0
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still can't believe how many white soups are like "the Holocaust didn't happen but I wish it had"
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 22:41:41 UTC from web -
i love BROCKHAMPTON so much
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 18:04:05 UTC from web -
imma soy boy
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 17:00:26 UTC from web -
the sad-dle
Saturday, 03-Feb-18 22:12:18 UTC from web -
back in the saddle
Saturday, 03-Feb-18 22:12:14 UTC from web -
I impress girls by talking to them about the flat Earth theory
Saturday, 03-Feb-18 20:51:03 UTC from web -
Saturday, 03-Feb-18 18:43:02 UTC from web -
What happened?
Friday, 02-Feb-18 23:56:30 UTC from web -
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MARK CHAPMAN
Thursday, 01-Feb-18 20:28:08 UTC from web -
I'M GOTHALICIOUS WITH CHEESE
Thursday, 01-Feb-18 20:04:27 UTC from web -
hold me closer George Costanza
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the saddest part of mark salling's death is the fact that he couldn't kill himself a thousand times
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 22:34:21 UTC from web -
The best humanitarian aid that Donald Trump can provide is him getting cancer
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:15:25 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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FEMA ending aid to Puerto Rico tomorrow. They’re still having a humanitarian crisis. Donald Trump likes to say “America First”, but PR is America too and his administration is putting it last.
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 18:08:00 UTC from web -
I have the perfect solution for being someone like me who is kind of in the mood for a relationship but also extremely not in the mood for a relationship at all: flirt with the cute vegetarian girl at work by talking about how much you love the taste of dead animals
Monday, 29-Jan-18 22:10:24 UTC from web -
IMO the biggest drawback to community college is that a bunch of your classmates are 50 years old and want to be friends with you
Monday, 29-Jan-18 18:21:08 UTC from web-
@asapmatt And I say the biggest drawback is that, because of advanced high school kids, I can't be certain that everybody I'm hitting on is over 18.
