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  1. met another trans girl at a local event who had the same name as me but was way hotter so unfortunately i have to fight her to the death

    about 10 months ago from web
  2. This is me speaking about fashion options as a dude who wears almost exclusively graphic t-shirts and jeans (or sweat pants at home).

    about 10 months ago from web
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    • @scribus It reminds me that I need a new suit for special occasions. Last time I bought one was 10 years ago. My proportions have shifted a bit.

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    • @adiwan I was so grateful that my recent job interview was online so I could wear mismatched slacks with a jacket I couldn't actually button and nobody could tell

      about 10 months ago in context
    • @scribus To my in-person interview in September 2017 for my current job I wore a graphic t-shirt with a sailship being attacked by a kraken, griffin, and a sea serpent. However the graphic t-shirt with an astronaut using a half-moon as a rowboat for an interview at IBM was unsuccessfull. The reasons were mainly that they wanted a Java-focused developer and not one preferring C/C++/C#.

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  3. British friend just had a kid so I’ve decided I’m going to ruin his accent intentionally

    about 10 months ago from web
  4. It’s worked out pretty well for me so far—sales are way up because I replaced some low sellers with Mr. Beast Feastables and stuck Prime in my coolers to punish Inca Cola for never sending a merchandiser out—but one day the other show will drop.

    about 10 months ago from web
  5. >mfw homestuck is relevent again

    about 10 months ago from web
  6. I continue to find myself surprised by my aim. Today I shot a long gun for the first time and even though my stance was probably awful my spread was tight.

    about 10 months ago from web
  7. I have finally a working 3D printer! I bought a used Prusa MK3S for 250€. It's about the current price it goes for but for me it's a bargain, as it is the start of the end of many of my printer problems. I want a work horse, reliable, not super fancy, but it does the work, neither exceptionally but competently. Also it's my first direct-drive extruder which will enable me to print with flexible material like TPU at 95 shore hardness.

    about 10 months ago from web
    • @adiwan Congratulations, nothing quite like the end of a string of problems

      about 10 months ago in context
    • @scribus Thanks. The previous owner had printed a test print just before I arrived to demonstrate that it works, and I believe him fully that it always was without any problems. However, There is a lingering thought in my head that is slowly getting louder saying that my luck (more misfortune) will make it to an object with the same amount of problems as I had before. Joking aside, I think it will take me a little bit of time to get it to know and know its limitations and quirks. It uses a magnetic spring steel sheet with a PEI layer as the print bed surface, which can be really tricky to print with PETG, that is my preferred material. It tends to destroy the PEI coating of the print surface when not being carefully handled.

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  8. The “America” part of the NRA headquarters’ sign has been flickering for days. You can’t write this.

    about 10 months ago from web
  9. Nothing is better than surprising a beholder and killing it in the first turn before it can even react.

    about 10 months ago from web
  10. I'm at the end of Act 2 of Baldur's Gate 3. WHO DESIGNED THIS PIECE OF CRAP ENCOUNTER?!?!?! It is impossible.

    about 11 months ago from web
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    • @adiwan The skeleton thing? I went through that one just fine but I guess that's the advantage of a cleric/pally heavy party

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    • @scribus Wait until you try Wrath of the Righteous.
      Pathfinder in general is number crunching hell since its first edition, but WotR takes it a step further crowning itself as the most number-crappy TTRPG I've played so far.
      Which is impressive considering the same company made Rogue Trader, which is perfectly good and pleasant to play.

      about 11 months ago in context
    • @nerthos It was the Ketheric Thorm fight. My party had a Ranger with the teleport moth swarm (my character), a cleric (Shadowheart), a wizard (Gale), and a barbarian (Karlach). My damage output was too low and all of them failed their saving throws more times than statistically possible.

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  11. I'm the weirdo blasting orchestral soundtracks out of the rolled down car window next to the guy with the mega subwoofer in the other lane.

    about 11 months ago from web
  12. What are the natural forces in video games that reset a room upon exiting and entering it again? Why aren't these forces resetting the puzzle upon entering? Is it related to infinitely spawning enemies and why is the law of conservation of energy and mass violated? Why are some people/creatures fading out of existence upon death and some need to be buried? It'd be interesting if a piece of media told a story that tries to explain odd and common video game stuff.

    about 11 months ago from web
  13. In case anyone was in the market to buy a Ruger mini-14, be warned they beat themselves up to the point of buffer breakage in 1 000 rounds give or take.

    about a year ago from web
  14. I could swear on my life 40 was spelled fourty and not forty. I have known English for the majority of my life and for some reason I Mandela-effected myself into believing that it was written with a *u*. It made more sense because of the *u* in fo*u*r. Without the *u* it looks like an adjective to the word "fort", like "Your forty house is well-secured against a horde of zombies."

    about a year ago from web
  15. The mystery of the mysterious poop in my garden has been solved. A few weeks ago I was cleaning up some poop from behind my grill. Before that I had some poop on my lawn. Today I found the culprit: A hedgehog. Somehow there is a hole somewhere in the fencing and a hedgehog found its way in my garden. I encountered it when I was checking for rain to collect in buckets. While that I found the hedgehog standing absolutely still on my lawn. I grabbed a few sticks and pushed it gently out of my gate since I don't know where it could exit otherwise and I am certain that it wouldn't survive in my garden.

    about a year ago from web
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    • @scribus Words like "go away" and "idiot" were uttered. That stupid stubborn little piece of poop and spiky bristles either didn't move at all or it moved quickly back to under the bush to make the whole process comically on repeat. 10 minutes for a distance of 1.5 meters.

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    • @adiwan I spent half an hour yesterday chasing a duck around the yard, also on account of poop. I warned it for months that the pool wasn't going to keep me out forever, and yesterday was the point where I finally said "Oh ho, it's Speedo time," stripped down to my underwear, and cannonballed on about a meter away from it.

      about a year ago in context
    • @scribus I appreciate the dedication

      about a year ago in context
  16. in case anyone is wondering how Trump’s military parade is going: there were actively more people in DC when I was there yesterday than there are tonight.

    about a year ago from web
  17. While ICE slams minorities in the USA, ICE is crashing against a horse with 300km/h (186mi/h). ICE is an Inter City Express train in Germany.

    about a year ago from web
  18. The pharmacist keeps telling me she gave an android device to “the lady with the jihad”. I think she’s trying to say “hijab”.

    about a year ago from web
  19. navigating the leasing website for my new apartment is more painful than childbirth

    about a year ago from web
  20. FBI reports that the man who bombed the fertility clinic in Palm Springs had access to bomb-making material, wonder how they figured it out

    about a year ago from web
  21. What if school classes were RPG classes in a game? Having a party of students that is composed of a physics student, a foreign language student, a history student and a religion student could be for example a fantasy equivalent of a wizard, a bard, a rogue, and a cleric.

    about a year ago from web
  22. I own the least profitable company in the entire state (as in it does not profit at all and in fact bleeds money) which is great for taxes but not great for convincing people you know what you’re doing

    about a year ago from web
  23. I mean, the current Pope was in elementary school in the 60s

    about a year ago from web
  24. It is bonkers to me that people give so much authority to the catholic church. If they were doing the right thing the child diddling pieces of Fluffle Puff were in jail and excommunicated.

    about a year ago from web
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    • @nerthos Sounds great! I was not very informed or I forgot the news about that. I guess my avoidance of religious news is the culprit.

      about a year ago in context
    • @nerthos Plus, the vast majority of said CSA cases happened in the 60s and 70s. At the same time hippies were taking 14 year olds to concerts and giving them drugs to sleep with them, Michel Focault (of marginality theory fame) was leading a political movement to remove age of consent laws in France, and universities worldwide taught that you should do LSD and pedophilia was actually a very good thing for the kid's development.

      It was a plainly insane era, objectively the most predatory and abusive of the XX century except for maybe Weimar Germany.

      about a year ago in context
    • @adiwan Yeah it was nice. They excommunicated like 900 priests between 2004 and 2014 when serious investigations took place.

      Obviously there will always be incidents like with any crime (there are over 400k active priests plus a whole lot more clergy staff, nuns, monks etc) but the cover up policy is over. Now they try to do an internal investigation first and if they find anything, excommunicate and report to secular law, unless it's within the vatican, which as a sovereign state has the authority to trial.

      about a year ago in context
  25. I learned recently that I have near identical political views to Daniel Tosh. If I said this fourteen years ago you guys would’ve dog piled me on Skype.

    about a year ago from web
  26. Also I can verifiably say I was one of the pope’s first six thousand followers on Twitter, this should make me eligible to be a bishop

    about a year ago from web
  27. I think this idiot's parents celebrated the pregnancy with daily shots

    about a year ago from web
  28. 18 naked cowboys filing for bankruptcy because tariffs are hurting small businesses
    Ram ranch is under foreclosure

    about a year ago from web
  29. I've disposed of my jalapeno plants. They were not in good health, floppy leaves and all-around yellowed and had a silvery layer (mildew?) on the leaves. Despite having flowers in bloom and some growing fruit I went to the decision to get rid of them in case they spread mildew to nearby plants.

    about a year ago from web
  30. I find that the screen keyboard on my phone seems to be more or less of a piece of crap depending on what app or field I'm typing into, but in no case is it unlike trying to speak with one's tongue cut out and jaw wired shut. I hope there's a Hell bad enough for Steve Jobs.

    about a year ago from web
    • @scribus One thing he did was good: kill off the Adobe Flash plugin. It was a lot of trouble security-wise and performance on PC and especially mobile was atrocious. My HTC Desire Z could run Flash but more on paper than in practical terms. Also this move has eradicated Flash websites. They work now as good as they did back then, not at all.
      Despite of that I agree to everything you said.

      about a year ago in context
    • @adiwan OK yeah, Flash did need to go, but we still could have kept physical keys!! :p

      about a year ago in context