Notices tagged with totw, page 10

  1. # I choose Celestia. Things she'll take: A gun, a noose, razor, pills, and a chair

    Friday, 05-Jul-13 22:04:51 UTC from web
  2. # I choose Pinkie Pie. She brings a party cannon, a food cannon, a shelter cannon, a first aid cannon, and a humanization cannon so that we can all be human and stuff and not handless horses

    Friday, 05-Jul-13 03:46:57 UTC from web
  3. # Rainbow Dash. A beach chair, a mirror, sunglasses, a barrel of juice and snacks. She'll enjoy the day and fly back home whenever she feels like it.

    Thursday, 04-Jul-13 16:56:31 UTC from web Repeated by zeldatra
  4. # Rainbow Dash. A beach chair, a mirror, sunglasses, a barrel of juice and snacks. She'll enjoy the day and fly back home whenever she feels like it.

    Thursday, 04-Jul-13 16:56:31 UTC from web
  5. # Pony Joe blearily opened his eyes as the sound of crashing waves and roaring winds echoed in his ears. lightning flashed, illuminating the island he'd washed up on, if a pile of sand with a scattering of palm trees could be called that. He paused to reflect on the circumstances that brought him here. It had all started with a hunters request to slay the dreaded Bipolar Sloth in the far reaches of the frozen south. While traversing the Discordian X-agon, his ship had been attacked by one of Discords most terrifying creations, the Duck-Billed Platypus. The last thing he remembered was one of it's tentacles splitting the ship asunder. Standing up, Joe took a quick inventory. He was still wearing his baked barding. Strapped to that was his Brioche Broadaxe, two Tiger-Bread Tomohawks, and a bandolier of Ballistic Bagels. He sighed. At least he won't be starving any time soon. He paused as a deep Quacking rumbled behind him. Turning slowly he saw that the platypus was also here. "eep"

    Thursday, 04-Jul-13 15:26:21 UTC from web
  6. # Its been weeks since Ditzy had been stranded. She looked down at the only 5 items that had survived the wreck. A fishing rod, a water filter, rations, a flare gun and of course her favorite possession, bubbles. She was staring to starve, and the rations were running low. She had no bait, so there was no point to the fishing rod, and she spilled her bubbles in the fine dry sand. She held up the flare gun to her head, but then turned towards the sky and shot the ine flare she had and screamed help as load as she could. She dug in the dirt for something to fish with. "Sand, shells, clam will have to do" She spoke to herself. As she was about to hook it on the pole, a boat came bye. "HELP!!!! PLEASE!!! HHEEELLLPP MMEEEE!!" She pleaded. THe boat turned towards the island, she grabbed her items and swam to meet them halfway. A colt helped her in, and she made it back home to her family.

    Thursday, 04-Jul-13 12:35:33 UTC from web
  7. # Twilight sparkle and whatever4 itens she wants to take with her

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 19:08:41 UTC from web
  8. # Molestia with five bananas

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 17:00:51 UTC from web
  9. # Pinkie Pie, with Mme. LeFlour, Sir Lintsalot, Mr Turnip, and Rocky. Oh, and that other imaginary friend she has. I think it was called Fluttershy or something

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 17:00:14 UTC from web
  10. # Rarity. Five rocks.

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 16:56:42 UTC from web
  11. # Spike because he is a good pony

    Wednesday, 03-Jul-13 08:40:19 UTC from web
  12. # In my opinion, Discord. Although he had a past of bringing chaos to equestria, he has been reformed. His magic is very powerful, and he is very intelligent. Now that he has been reformed, the ponies now need a reason to trust him. His magic can even help defend equestria on its own, I mean, he already changed it into chaos once, im sure he could do something related to it again, and do it for defense purposes only. Theres no doubt hed be able to take over equestria either, hes done it twice already.

    Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 18:29:51 UTC from web
  13. # Apple Bloom, by making Equestria enter The Void, where she rules according to her butt stamp.\

    Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 18:02:26 UTC from web
  14. # This is it. This is how she would get her cutie mark. She snuck into the room without making a sound. If they wouldn't take her seriously as a friend, maybe they'd take her seriously as a ruler. Scootaloo looked around Celestia's chambers. Yes, this would make a fantastic new sleeping quarters for her. She pulled the knife out of hammerspace and pointed the tip at Celestia's neck. "Say good night, princess," she growled through her teeth. Her cutie mark appeared on her flank right as she lunged the knife into the princess's neck only to have it bounce off with a squeak. Celestia woke up. "Oh, what a silly filly!" she exclaimed. Scootaloo looked at the knife. It was actually a balloon! She looked down at her new cutie mark. Balloon animals! Scootaloo found her special talent after all. She was destined to be a clown. No matter, though; this would be the perfect cover for her eventual ascension to the throne. After all, nobody expects the jokester to ascend to the throne.

    Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 03:46:08 UTC from web
  15. # Twilight had spent years and years studying magic. She's grown powerful. Much more powerful than celestia. She held the alicorn amulet in her hoof. it had been a year since she had been asked to put it into hiding. What they didn't know is she'd had it here all along. Now was the time. the grand galloping gala was coming up, and everypony who is any pony was coming. including twilight.then, she would put her master plan into work. No one would expect twilight, practically the princess of friendship to try and rule equestria.

    Tuesday, 02-Jul-13 00:29:02 UTC from web
  16. # Fools! Its obvious Octavia will rise from the shadows and entrance everyone into believing that she is the rightful leader with her music!

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 23:09:31 UTC from web
  17. # Donut Joe. Donuts do this to people.

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 22:45:19 UTC from web
  18. # @critialcloudkicker like Plankton's Chum Bucket helmets in the Spongebob Movie.. but then, just as she succeeds at taking control of Celestia's mind, the CMC will bust out in an awesome rock ballad (much better than their first attempt at the talent show). And the pure awesomeness of their awesometude will flow from their instruments and fry all the tiaras, freeing the ponies of Equestria.

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 17:55:56 UTC from web in context
  19. # It was Jam pony all along. Nobody suspected he had been plotting all this time in his jar of jam, quietly biding his time until the next zap apple jam harvest. A few drops a poison here some bits there, and suddenly the ruler of Equestria is enjoying a piece of toast with some delicious poisoned zap apple jam. NO NOBODY WILL EVER MOCK HIM FOR BEING "ODDLY OBSESSED WITH JAM" NOOOOBOOODDDYYY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 17:35:44 UTC from web Repeated by icyblue
  20. # It was Jam pony all along. Nobody suspected he had been plotting all this time in his jar of jam, quietly biding his time until the next zap apple jam harvest. A few drops a poison here some bits there, and suddenly the ruler of Equestria is enjoying a piece of toast with some delicious poisoned zap apple jam. NO NOBODY WILL EVER MOCK HIM FOR BEING "ODDLY OBSESSED WITH JAM" NOOOOBOOODDDYYY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 17:35:44 UTC from web
  21. # I think Diamond Tiara might try to take over Equestria by making everyone wear a Diamond Tiara *gasp*

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 14:37:35 UTC from web in context
  22. @superdashie ohhhhhh just post something #

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 13:21:09 UTC from web in context
  23. # Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:18:33 UTC from web Repeated by redenchilada
  24. # Twilight of coarse! she could make flutter shy, rainbow dash, pinkie pie, rarity, and apple jack as hostages, and take over with the elements of harmony fear!

    Saturday, 29-Jun-13 14:39:57 UTC from web
  25. @kittlefang Welcome back. We just had a # debate that moved onto an exchange of music.

    Thursday, 27-Jun-13 05:50:48 UTC from web in context
  26. # cadance could make a whole county fall in love with her, convince them the other country was being mean to her and she'd get an army of zombies ready to exterminate the other country whenever she told them to. She could repeat that untill there was nothng left. Then, if she didnt cancell her love spell, after theere was no common enemy anymore, the army would end up destroying itselfbecause all the soldiers would try to be the one to be with her. Than she'd have destroyed the whole society. Great job,Cadence. Great job.

    Thursday, 27-Jun-13 04:13:26 UTC from web
  27. # I think Celestia should use her powers of controlling the sun to gain monarchy over Equestria. I mean, she can make it day or night at will, so they'd be dumb not to put her in charge!

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 20:27:34 UTC from web
  28. # derpy drowns equestria in muffins. She drops a piano on celestia and banishes luna too the muffin, the new name of the moon. She decreed everypony shall be named muffin. Male and female. Equestria is nmow known as known as muffin. Eventually the hero of time stops her tho.

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 18:48:59 UTC from web
  29. I still have no idea what # stands for...

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 06:37:24 UTC from web in context
  30. # Butts. <_<

    Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 06:36:28 UTC from web in context