Timeline for red list by thelastgherkin, page 13
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Happy American New Year
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 17:03:29 UTC from web -
Eat at Joe's
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 16:48:45 UTC from web -
@scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them
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Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"
Monday, 03-Jul-17 18:39:17 UTC from web -
No fear
Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had
One fear -
I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 21:16:59 UTC from web -
Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 10:39:25 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 21:37:14 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 12:57:31 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back
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@mrmattimation You know twitter ads are based on your search history right
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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web -
I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:01:53 UTC from web -
I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network
Sunday, 25-Jun-17 18:03:35 UTC from web -
@actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)
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I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 15:56:17 UTC from web -
You: totes mcgroats
Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatallyThursday, 22-Jun-17 15:01:26 UTC from web -
@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
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@adiwan That seems... evocative
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Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:14:06 UTC from web -
@adiwan Chip goes on to found the Justice League
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@awl In a bag
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Chip vs Dale
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Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)
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Take off all your preppy clothes
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 08:40:01 UTC from web -
You: Happy Father's Day
Me, an intellectual: daddyMonday, 19-Jun-17 08:11:20 UTC from web
