Timeline for red list by thelastgherkin, page 59
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@mrmattimation Is she the dude that makes Teen Titans Go
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Matt's googling the shipping of children pass it on
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@tiffany Have you tried shaving?
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@tiffany Why would it be called right if it were wrong
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@takebatcaveakenji What is the best time to be come pregnart
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@takebatcaveakenji Can I get pergert?
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@adiwan That would imply that any number of infinite possible Reeds would create something actually useful.
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Who'd win in a fight between the Interdimensional Council of Reeds and the Council of Cross-Time Kangs?
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I could watch that "Am I pegrant?" video forever
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He's So Sorry.
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David Tennant dressed up as Samael D Butterdragon
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I have a very good brain, and I've said a lot of things.
Friday, 04-Nov-16 10:48:12 UTC from web -
Reasons Gherkin didn’t sleep very well:
-dream about trying to stop a feline reincarnation of Hitler causing some kind of Birdocaust (which in light of day sounds hilarious, but it was stressful business at the time)
-dream about a Strictly Come Dancing contestant wearing a transforming Rodimus costume (woke me up ar 2am)
-dream about all my teeth falling outFriday, 04-Nov-16 09:53:09 UTC from web -
Technotronic are awful at serving their own petrol. They always Jam up the Pump.
Friday, 04-Nov-16 09:29:25 UTC from web -
Badly Drawn Furries is my new #bandname
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Thursday, 03-Nov-16 22:07:22 UTC from web
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Armed to the teats
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 20:55:39 UTC from web -
Why the banana did that guy have glitter in his pocket???? Literally only to be a red herring?????
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 19:00:23 UTC from web -
So hey how about that mangoing dumb crossover between X-Men and basically any American summer camp film that seems to finally establish a status quo four movies in
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 18:59:15 UTC from web -
Oh hey, starting today you can discuss Legend of Everfree without spoiler tags.
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 18:57:00 UTC from web -
@scribus Depends; is "puppy" some kinda slang from "the scene"
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"This is why so many of you are confused by the Christian criticism of gay marriage, the "They'll be marrying children and animals next" bit. They genuinely don't understand the difference -- that a homosexual partner can consent, but animals and children cannot -- because to them, all of those acts are equally impure."
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All anybody remembers about me is how I once stole an aircraft carrier
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 18:24:50 UTC from web -
Fancypants wears body paint for clothing http://pny.lv/11hrj
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 16:59:34 UTC from web -
@scribus I did not see this coming
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@adiwan My dream was prophetic in that they made me work at the cafe today and I was disposing of everyone's half-eaten food and used teabags. D:
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RT @frandonsittman Skin Endear
Thursday, 03-Nov-16 15:48:05 UTC from web -
I had a dream about too many teabags
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The aftermath of having sex for the first time is a lot like losing your virginity
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:47:08 UTC from web -
The aftermath of having sex for the first time is a lot like 1991 fantasy adventure film Hook: you return without your innocence; you've grown into an adult; Rufio is there;
Wednesday, 02-Nov-16 21:41:38 UTC from web
