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  1. You know you have a cool mom when she fist pumps with you.

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 18:47:47 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  2. @foxgopher "Why are you nude?" "Couldn't put on my shirt." "And your pants?" "Well, I didn't want to walk around shirtless!"

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 17:37:49 UTC from web in context
  3. @ceruleanspark I once met an otherkin who said he doesn't need to bathe because he's actually a red fox and they are some of the "muskiest" animals in nature.

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 14:34:09 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  4. @minti So there's specific whitelisted things, such as whitelisting "Dick Grayson" overriding the blacklist on the single word "dick"? That seems ****bersome to maintain, but I guess it's at least workable.

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 01:18:49 UTC from web in context
  5. @anarchycarcino Face-face

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 09:02:52 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  6. @thelastgherkin Dear Princess Celestia: I didn't learn anything! I was right all along!

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 08:52:48 UTC from web in context
  7. Imagine 5 very talented women dancing on a stage with Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" playing. Now, imagine the woman in front being a chubby bearded Norwegian man, still dancing just as good as the other women.

    Saturday, 01-Sep-12 19:00:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  8. @thelastgherkin @anarchycarcino HEY

    Wednesday, 05-Sep-12 06:17:03 UTC from web in context
  9. @ceruleanspark filter(Derpy Hooves => Starfire Cuddlecakes)

    Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 20:18:37 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  10. At the moment the gentleman in ostentatious clothes who deals with female workers of the sex industry is inside the bed designed for youngsters, release your grip on the undefined object as if it's temperature is above the average.

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 22:36:35 UTC from web in context
  11. I'll just leave this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMWmi9ovX7M

    Tuesday, 04-Sep-12 01:29:15 UTC from web in context
  12. tahdah! did i miss anything? (man, that Ecco Homo is even worse than the original xD) http://ur1.ca/a3uvh

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 21:35:27 UTC from web in context
  13. HEre. I'Ll pUt yOU On. "Hullo~~" ThAT'S yOu! THAt'S hOW DumB yoU sOUnD!

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 21:21:28 UTC from MuSTArDroid
  14. @welcomepong ping

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 20:38:19 UTC from web in context
  15. @thelastgherkin Push ups are easy. Also, LAtula Cosplay. http://ur1.ca/a3lih

    Monday, 03-Sep-12 10:50:40 UTC from web in context
  16. @thatonestocking I swear to god I will block your MAC address from my router

    Sunday, 02-Sep-12 22:53:09 UTC from web in context
  17. oh god http://ur1.ca/a3eqj

    Sunday, 02-Sep-12 22:29:50 UTC from web in context
  18. i am eating popcorn,

    Sunday, 02-Sep-12 20:57:37 UTC from web
  19. eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs

    Sunday, 02-Sep-12 20:16:26 UTC from web in context
  20. @thatonestocking And I'VE got my eye on YOU, suggestive article of clothing.

    Sunday, 02-Sep-12 19:08:30 UTC from web in context
  21. paleontologist eats baby

    Wednesday, 29-Aug-12 21:36:33 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  22. I keep reading "big-budget sequels" as "big-budget squirrels". #

    Saturday, 01-Sep-12 22:09:04 UTC from web in context
  23. @bitshift THAT OR THEY'RE RACIST AGAINST NUDIST HOUSEHOLDS THAT ARE OPEN MINDED TO FAMILY FUN WITH NO LIMITS.

    Saturday, 01-Sep-12 05:31:29 UTC from web in context
  24. @thelastgherkin V pna'g fgbc tvttyvat nsgre frrvat bar bs gur sbyxf va zl erthyne Jub guernq cbfgvat "Gur Qnyrxf qba'g haqrefgnaq jung zhfvp vf naq unir pnyyrq va gur Qbpgbe gb svther bhg jung gur shpx." qhevat gur rcvfbqr. # #

    Saturday, 01-Sep-12 20:18:05 UTC from web
  25. >Hair is the last thing to get dry after a shower >I'm covered in hair >FML

    Saturday, 01-Sep-12 20:13:42 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  26. , Friends, And Girls Will Know You As "The Awesome DJ"

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 09:54:26 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  27. @thelastgherkin Y'mean some femghost is trying to get me inside of her? ...o_o

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 21:24:51 UTC from StatusNet Android in context
  28. @thelastgherkin EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE!!

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 21:05:35 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  29. What goes wrong?

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 01:54:13 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  30. LOOK AT HIM, HE'S PERFECT. http://ur1.ca/a2uva

    Friday, 31-Aug-12 17:40:47 UTC from StatusNet Android in context