thelastgherkin's favorite notices, page 39
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Dear girl who bagged my groceries: I am better at Tetris than you
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So I had a dream that I was back with an ex-gf and we were sharing an apartment with a friend of mine's mom. At some point, I was video chatting with @thelastgherkin and he had a full beard which was pale blonde except for the moustache and sideburns (which were black) (and he also looked a lot like Brian Posehn). Then I went to take a shower, but the bathroom was in the microwave, and the friend's mom was on the phone talking about her mom, but she was totally describing my great-grandma. And before I could take a shower (in the microwave, remember?) I ended up making nachos instead. What does it all mean!? D:
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@bronyalex Oh I know that feeling, just keep on rolling
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@stumqerman A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD.
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@murdershy I've seen funnier commas.
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@eaglehooves I didn't realize @flaxx was so big! D:
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@scribus I ate my pizza before it was cool. #HiptsterJoke
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If you watch "Call Upon The Seaponies" backwards, a vicious mob of seaponies drown Megan and Applejack while chanting in a bizarre language. Some have speculated that this is, in fact, the correct way round to watch the scene.
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@redenchilada If you look at @redenchilada backwards, you still can't tell the difference between his face and his butt.
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@thelastgherkin #Shoobedoo shoop shoobedoo! Call upon the sea devils...
Friday, 14-Oct-11 22:19:24 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin It was a great war, the frightened human vs. the ever-strong bee. It began with a verbal assault. I told it to 'buzz off' and he buzzed threateningly back. The scoundrel! I opened the window to shoo him away, but to no avail, as he swiftly flew in and proceeded to buzz menacingly around my room. I fled. I hid under my bedsheets in hopes that he would fly outside again, but alas, he did not. He was a stubborn one. I bolted out of my room and grabbed my trusty yardstick, because I don't own a swatter. I burst back into my room and shouted 'ON GARD!' My foe was certainly on guard, as he now had a friend. It was a long and bloody battle, but there was no winner. It was time to bring out the big guns. I ran downstairs, and found a large fan. I sprinted back to my room, and plugged it into the nearest outlet. I turned it on full blast, and the bees were helpless. I blew them out of my window, slammed it shut, and indulged in my victory over those dastardly bees. #truestory
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@thelastgherkin There's a bee outside my window and it's scaring me. I think it wants to get in. Ack! Help me please...
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The reason for crossdressing is not homosexuality or gender confusion, as many believe. No, it is, in fact, due to women's clothes being made of softer fabrics, thus forcing the men with more sensitive skins to crossdress for survival. The oly way to fix this, is to craft men's clothes of softer fabrics. #professornerthosexplains
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WHY IS NOPONY FAVORITING MY AMAZING AWARD-WINNING NOTICES?!?!!?!?! I WANT TO BE THE FLAVOR OF THE WEEK
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@thatonepony Bob Bob is new best pony.
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Generic butt fun
Sunday, 15-Apr-12 17:12:26 UTC from web -
@minti I AM YOUR SLAVE, PLEASE DO AS YOU WILL WITH MY BODY, I AM NOT WORTHY!
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And then I arted! http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7909/bild0267.jpg
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@widget WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A TINY LOG CABIN.
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@spectrumscramble ...well, I was kidding. I shall really call him Savagely Moist.
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Oh, how I love the word 'romp'. RrRrROMP.
Saturday, 14-Apr-12 20:30:40 UTC from web -
http://i.tylian.net/hKdOBD.png WHAT HAVE I DONE
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This is what happens when I get bored. DAPHNE THINKS SHAGGY IS OKAY. http://i.imgur.com/qNVBf.jpg
Saturday, 14-Apr-12 19:42:33 UTC from web -
TIME TO EXAGGERATE http://ur1.ca/903s2
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NUDEWEDDING
Saturday, 14-Apr-12 11:14:13 UTC from web -
ZOMBIE GOHSTS LEAVE THIS PLACE http://i.imgur.com/VdsFA.gif
Friday, 13-Apr-12 22:58:55 UTC from web -
Are you ready for this RDN? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSjO-rWMuJo
