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If you ever have problems getting out of bed in the morning, try the same as I just did. Step 1: keep a bottle of hot sauce next to your morning medicine. Step 2: mistake the hot sauce for something to help you swallow your morning medz... ... ... At any rate I am VERY awake now :D
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oh no I am turning into ceruleanspark ;_;
Tuesday, 06-Dec-11 18:18:12 UTC from web -
@mastertdi LET'S JUST MAKE IT A GIANT GROUP ORGY THEN.
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WHENEVER I GET ON RDN DURING CLASS I GET SO HUNGRY I HAVE TO HIDE MY NEARLY GROWLING STOMACH IN SHAME.
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Because I forgot yesterday, here's two days worth of #PonyAdventCalendar http://ur1.ca/6dilb
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@thelastgherkin HAHA THE ENTENDRE HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
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Ha ha ha ha haaaa! Wheee!
Monday, 05-Dec-11 14:13:08 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin I can't believe I missed the chance for a 'sticking his neck out' gag there. Oh well.
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. < And then I said "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?"
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@thelastgherkin . should . .
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One of the tweets in my current feed tells me more than I could ever want to know about mole-rat sperm in 140 characters.
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A Rarity I did after work yesterday. She's so classy, I love her. <3 http://ur1.ca/6ct7z
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@thelastgherkin, I SHALL HAIL HIM WHILE I WASH MYSELF IN THE BATH. WHICH I SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN MINUTES AGO.
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>My Big Mac has a Pickle inside it @thelastgherkin
Sunday, 04-Dec-11 17:55:00 UTC from web -
@mrdragon I... see. Well then, I'll be here waiting in my usual submissive position. Just the way you like it.
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@thelastgherkin Especially when they're flaccid.
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@thelastgherkin Warn me? Oh please, as if I'm not already deep down in the "chicks with *****" swamp already!
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@thelastgherkin But I love mess and gender confusion! Mess and gender confusion is my favorite!
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I guess this is a thing http://pusheen.tumblr.com/post/13716490577
Sunday, 04-Dec-11 12:08:39 UTC from web -
So, this was all thanks to a text message sent on Friday. ;3 http://ur1.ca/65d0m
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@ceruleanspark Well, you asked for it, so I made it! http://ur1.ca/6b5ki
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@ceruleanspark Of course! It shouldn't be hard at all! :3
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@thelastgherkin You can borrow my little gun if you want.
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@thelastgherkin *Sluuuuuuurp* n.n
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@ceruleanspark YOU STAY OUT OF MY NOODLES
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@thelastgherkin Shoving the words 'shoving' and 'flank' in the same sentence makes me giggle.
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His typo's don't even make me chuckle to myself like Zach's "Check your ibex" one did. I imagined someone looking around and being like "dole. Where'd my ibex go?"
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@thelastgherkin you'll enjoy it, my little brothers seem to have set up all the transformers they didn't obliterate. http://ur1.ca/6a4cc
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@thelastgherkin Booty... Outback... I see what you did there...
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I hear that John #Malkovich is such a dedicated actor that he spent an entire lifetime being John #Malkovich to prepare for his role in "Being John #Malkovich."
