thelastgherkin's favorite notices, page 56
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Wait, @ceruleanspark, since you were watching me sleep last night, you didn't put anything in me, did you?
Thursday, 10-Nov-11 19:21:56 UTC from web -
We put the Gherkin in Big Mac.
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So here's what happened: after I got done in my meeting with my manager, it was late, and I was the last one in the office. I wandered around and checked it was empty before locking up and setting the alarm...or at least trying to set the alarm. When I tried to prime it, it flashes up an activity warning and a sector number, which corresponds to the sheds at the back of the property. I put my bag back inside, taking just my work phone, my sword-umbrella and my kubaton. I make my way over to the sheds under cover of darkness. All the lights are off in the shed, but there's people inside moving stuff into an unmarked white van. I can't just close and lock the door because the van's in the way, so I think: What would Adam Jensen do. So I kick the side door open, slam a hand down on the light switch, dazzling the occupants and dash at them with my umbrella, musashi-style. I realised just before I did anything that it was the CEO and a handyman. We all had a laugh about it after though.
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In before @retl touches @thelastgherkin's █████
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@retl I knew someone who put a potato in a microwave for 45 minutes... melted the glass tray in the bottom.
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"We have all this meat" - @retl
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Alright, screw this. This day doesn't like me. Okay, that's not true. I'm just really tired. I should do something about that. But first, Metalocalypse! And then, shower! And then... I'll probably fall asleep in the shower. Oh well.
Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 21:16:58 UTC from web -
@scoot Human Maplehoof riding pony Rose. Bam. http://ur1.ca/5o612
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"I am glad I don't have a papayas." - Purple Tinker.
Tuesday, 08-Nov-11 20:21:19 UTC from web -
@metal Wait wait wait what? HAHAHAhhahahahhahahahah. What a maroon. Show her some photos/videos from BroNYCon. She'll notice a lack of little children.
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@ceruleanspark From her distant perch, and with great sorrow, Luna watched as far below, the travelling showmare known as Trixie, breathed her last. "I'm sorry too" she breathed, as a single star winked out.
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@redback, I know, right! I feel like some sort of really hairy berry.
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@ceruleanspark Twilight Sparkle would be Magic Samantha, Applejack would be Pecos Paula, Rainbow Dash would be Prism Billie, Rarity would be Stichin', Pinkie Pie would be Coked-up Lisa, and Fluttershy would be Butter Butt.
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So I had a dream about a group of teenage vampires infecting others and spreading their influence throughout Generic Smalltown America. But then Molly Ringwald found the spell that would stop them at the next sunrise, so they all focused specifically on her and her family, and I was over at their house trying to help with defenses. But then zombies somehow got involved, and one of the rich guys in town threw a wild apocalypse party at their house, and there was some kid eating strawberries off of an incredibly large fork.
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http://fav.me/d4f8krn <- Something for @thelastgherkin, perhaps?
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Ok, i'll just leave this here, and proceed to bed. It's early, but i'm tired. http://ur1.ca/5jfwo
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@ceruleanspark Usually I put things in me, though.
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@flaxx "Sometimes people put things in me"
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@ceruleanspark Sometimes people put things in me and makes me carry it around until there's a better place to put it.
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I'll just leave these here: http://fav.me/d4baqkk
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RIGHT UP YOUR violated.
Monday, 07-Nov-11 21:51:21 UTC from web -
So I was browsing the internet and then this happened http://i.imgur.com/0pr8U.png
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I cleaned up and vectorised that pony-commish from MCM. Here's the before and after. http://imgur.com/a/Cr497
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Broken Heartstrings - A flash-fiction. Hearstrings stared into the mirror, eyes locked with their own bloodshot reflections. Her muzzle still damp with the residue from her recent tears. "My name is Heartstrings!" she sobbed raggedly. "Why won't they listen?" The mint green unicorn turned as she heard the door handle working behind her. It was Bon Bon, standing in the doorway with a concerned look on her face. Wordlessly, Bon Bon trotted over to her and placed a hoof over her shoulders. "It's OK dear" she whispered reassuringly. "No matter what they say, you'll always be my little Heartstrings". The mixture of emotions running through Heatstrings mind overwhelmed her, and she pulled the earth pony into a tight embrace, tears flowing down her muzzle once again. Burying her face in Bon Bon's mane, she sobbed "Thank you. Thank you."
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@ceruleanspark And then the whole timeline was just hidden notices; and Cerulean finally smiled.
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Yesterday I got @Scoot to turn off Equestria Girls by initiating a sexy dance.
