thelastgherkin's favorite notices, page 80
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@doctorwhooffanatic what are you going to suck ?
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@celestiaforequestria "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
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Yo I'm MC Historical-Inaccuracy I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in Seventy-Three I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diary Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis Like Moses when I focus I can split the red sea Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
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@keeponrocking *supersecretbeavernudge* ... wait that sounds just WRONG in english...
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mag·i·cal /ˈmajikəl/ (adj): 1. relating to magic. 2. wearing boots and a bikini simultaneously.
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@fialvert Butt monkey? Does that make me a butt monkey assistant? D:
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@onixus I honestly don't know why, but I bloody adore her.
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@starshinebreeze IT'S NEVER LUPUS
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@thelastgherkin Nothing quite like innuendo to get your 'juices' flowing. Anyway, I'm out for about 45 minutes. Buh-bye.
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@moonprincess ...why do I bother. *srs, NOT STD
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@quetzalcoatl I don't want you to feel bad like you offended me or something like that. I just come to ponies for the good stuff not the grimdark so yea.
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I just realized I used #ooc out of habit. DAMN YOU.
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Wikipedia is funny: http://is.gd/qViyi0 "Rarity, a character from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic who isn't as good as Rainbow Dash or Applejack but is still pretty cool."
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PONY HARD
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@celestiaforequestria i have dreams like that constantly, though in most of them I simply glide a bit off the ground. I guess I know what it feels like to be Scootaloo.
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@thelastgherkin I could eat a BILLION TURNIPS! This song is awesome.
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@thelastgherkin I enjoyed it about as much as waiting at the dentist office for my appointment...
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I really need to say this, so please bear with me... Recently I'd been having a really rough time of things lately trying to deal with a singularly nasty bout of crushing depression, the kind that sometimes ends with a loud bang and a mess on the ceiling, then I found you lot and it's really helped me feel a lot better, I'm not out of the valley yet but at least I'm climbing steadily upwards... It just feels good knowing there's other out there I can say stupid things around, make fun of and be made fun of in return, and just generally be the goofy schmuck I wish I'd been all these years... I just wanted to say thanks, you're the best bunch of bronies anypony could ever want to know... Ok, I'm done and I need a drink.
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@ickus Welcome back. @carcinopony My farts are actually very quiet and unsmelly.
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ponies are awesome COME AT ME BRO
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@thelastgherkin Horsing around!
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Q: Whats black and screams A: Stevie Wonder trying to answer a clothes-iron
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@twilight BLAME FIALVERT = SOLVE PROBLEMS
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@theawesomepony Just Lego, there's no S
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Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up, then just head right on up to the Rainbow Dash Network! When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land, such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land! They've got Zarkanorf and 'Ponymac and pony things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day! It's impossible to wear a frown in pony town, it's the Mecca of love the Dash network! They've got Moon Princess and The Last Gherkin, he stole AJ's hat; pony hugs, Pinkie drugs, it's a wonderland of fun! Ride the pony train to town and hear the pony band, pony songs, it's a treat as they march across the land! Sonic Rainboom streams across the sky and to the ground, turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing Pinkie Pie! In the candy cave imagination runs so free, so now bronies won't you please go in the 'Net?
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@starlightbolt Sorry I'm late. *zips up pants* Ok, what were we talking about?
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*looks through pirate telescope* FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN SIGHTED! Ready your hugs. Load the smile cannons. Pull out your happiness. PREPARE TO MEET THE MOST EPIC PONIES EVER! (meaning all of you fabulous bronies) ^_^ * !hughug* <3
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@theawesomepony The "in context" link.... use it.
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@thelastgherkin who is this mysterious and adorable earth pony? o.o
