thelastgherkin's favorite notices, page 81

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I keep thinking it would be fun to write a story about ponies searching for a place to buy ink so that they can make graph paper. It would be a gridmark shopping fanfic.

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BEEF

grumpycookie

There should be a small remake of this with ponies. That's the first thing I though when MLP started airing. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Cute+Explosion/

Sweetie Belle

#ooc I should seriously not be craming my head full of an infinity adorable ponies right before I go to bed. My dreams = PONY EVERYWHERE. Visons of Pinkie Pie were dancing in my head (they were doing the polka), Rainbow Dash was eating dust bunnies under my bed, Twilight was skipping in circles on my ceiling fan, Fluttershy was dozing in my curtains, Rarity was in my make-up, the Crusaders were skiping in a circle around my cat, Cheerillie was doing the disco on my bookshelf, Trixie was singing karioke, Celestia was nibbling my Converse sneakers, Luna was tunneling in my sock drawer, Charlie the Unicorn was unconious in my closet, Spike on my window sill, Gummy was in my trashcan, but I could not find Applejack anywhere!!!!! Blah.I had waaaayy #toomuchpony and #ponyoverdose . xD

Thomas K

OH GUYS, WE SHOULD PLAY HOLD THE PICKLES http://ur1.ca/45ycp

★ Gherkin ☑️

Took a final exam this morning. Totally aced it. Came back home, replacement wheel for my car was on the front porch, so I got that fixed. Then I drove MY car to Toys'R'Us (and thanks @thelastgherkin for making me realize I'd never checked there). Walked in, went right to the girls' section... PONY EVERYWHERE. Made small talk with the other woman in that aisle. She asked me if I was shopping for a little sister or something, I said "nope." Picked up a Dash and Twilight and went to check out. Cashier asked if I wanted a gift receipt. I looked down at my Rainbow Dash t-shirt, looked at the Rainbow Dash box, looked back up at her, said "nope." #likeaboss #bestdayever

Falling Sky

A silly bit I wrote for my kitty-people story: “Liam, why are you in that tree?” “A squirrel threw a pinecone at me.” “So you chased it up the tree?” “Yes.” “Where’s the squirrel now?” “It jumped to a different tree.” “Why are you still in that tree, then?” “…Because it is nice up here.” “…Liam, are you stuck in the tree?” “No.” “…” “…Yes…”

Sweetie Belle Apple Bloom

@celestia *rolls eyes* You too, a? *mutters* Idiots....*speaks loudly* Well, I got news for you, Little Miss Canabilistic Canabil Pony: MAH HAIR AIN'T EDIBLE. It's just flavorfully colored, that's all.*snooty look* I've just got a plain ole' pony mane that happens to be yummy-lookin'. Just ask @applebloom . She once made the mistake of niblin' on mah mane an' she promptly spit it out an' said it tastes like hair.

TJ Guntair

Clopfics.... I think I've learned several things from them that I wish I never did. o__o

Roy G. Biv

"Beloved character actor Osama Bin Laden, star of TV's 'Fox News', died Sunday at age 54..." #goingtohell

Alice

I love that this is so much more active than any of the collectors communities~! ♥ And everypony here is so much fun~

Marissa

#ooc I wish I could get on the popular notices lmao. /attentionwhore

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It's really kind of weird how much my outlook on life has changed thanks to MLP. I was looking at a couple old archived 4chan threads and thought "that's not funny at all, it's just mean"

Dakota Allen

Sometimes I forget my name is 'creepist' and people call me and I'm like wtf man.

Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia of Equestria

!hipsterponies I would join but having a group is too mainstream :P

Eric Aeris MsPink

@aeris Hey, how are you? Haven't seen you around here before :) When's the next time VG Cats is gonna update? Haha jkjk.