@thelastgherkin
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http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 14
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Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.
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Eat at Joe's
Friday, 16-Jun-17 16:15:40 UTC from web -
I dreamed of a Mario game where you had to decide which Mario characters would board in which hotels while on holiday and whichever one had Waluigi would kick him out after he wrecked up the place
Friday, 16-Jun-17 09:02:59 UTC from web -
@ceruleanspark I'm pretty sure the first gif was the dancing baby
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There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 20:58:09 UTC from web -
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin
Tuesday, 13-Jun-17 08:58:10 UTC from web -
My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon
Monday, 12-Jun-17 08:22:33 UTC from web -
There are seven types of urine
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RIP Adam West :(
Saturday, 10-Jun-17 16:01:55 UTC from web -
What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about
Thursday, 08-Jun-17 22:12:12 UTC from web -
@scribus New Crash is out at the end of June. http://rainbowdash.net/url/859637
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@scribus I don't goof about new Bubsy http://rainbowdash.net/url/859636
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Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??
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Thursday, 08-Jun-17 11:57:50 UTC from web -
This is the best Bob's Burgers credit gag http://rainbowdash.net/url/859597
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You were named for two of the bravest men I ever knew, Sans Undertale Potter
Sunday, 04-Jun-17 20:33:28 UTC from web -
-run Gherkin_grapepost_generator.exe
-input: The Internet (undefined)
-program: dot_connector
-output:
--image: pencil drawing or crude photoshop of mpreg Insane Clown Posse
--image caption: Mistakes Inta Mothermangoin' Miracles
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Fant4stic may have been an awful film, but here's the thing: http://rainbowdash.net/url/859548
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@adiwan (looks in the mirror) Divine is right
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I'm so sick of hearing about covfefe already
Wednesday, 31-May-17 08:32:42 UTC from web -
@adiwan RDNblight Gherkin
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@scribus Woot and, indeed, w00t
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YOOOOOOOO I finished Zelda
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Who'd win in a fight between Kevin McCallister and Freddy Krueger?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 09:05:17 UTC from web -
How do I know if I'M prengan?
Tuesday, 30-May-17 08:57:35 UTC from web -
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is a pup named Scooby-DooTuesday, 30-May-17 07:56:01 UTC from web -
I scream. You scream. I scream. You scream.
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Evidence: both are one-eyed skeletons. Both have great prowess in battles. Both are related to dogs/wolves. The Hero's Shade was once Majora's Mask Link so he has non-linear time travel powers
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Game Theory: the Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess is Sans Undertale from Undertale
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@scribus I love his enormous sandwiches
