@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 13
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Happy American New Year
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 17:03:29 UTC from web -
Eat at Joe's
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 16:48:45 UTC from web -
@scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them
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Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"
Monday, 03-Jul-17 18:39:17 UTC from web -
No fear
Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had
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I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 21:16:59 UTC from web -
Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 10:39:25 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 21:37:14 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 12:57:31 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back
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@mrmattimation You know twitter ads are based on your search history right
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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web -
I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:01:53 UTC from web -
I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network
Sunday, 25-Jun-17 18:03:35 UTC from web -
@actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)
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I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 15:56:17 UTC from web -
You: totes mcgroats
Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatallyThursday, 22-Jun-17 15:01:26 UTC from web -
@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
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@adiwan That seems... evocative
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Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:14:06 UTC from web -
@adiwan Chip goes on to found the Justice League
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@awl In a bag
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Chip vs Dale
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Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)
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Take off all your preppy clothes
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 08:40:01 UTC from web -
You: Happy Father's Day
Me, an intellectual: daddyMonday, 19-Jun-17 08:11:20 UTC from web
