@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 19
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I saw a bus advertising Alien Covenant but the "Covenant" part wasn't clear so it just looked like "ALIEN - from the director of ALIEN"
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:18:49 UTC from web -
If you watch that pony show tag your spiolers with a hashtag yeh
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:00:37 UTC from web -
Here come the fun police
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:00:23 UTC from web -
While you were having premarital sex, I studied the Blade franchise starring Wesley Snipes
Friday, 28-Apr-17 17:23:19 UTC from web -
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything
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Welcome to the jungle, they're the modern stone age family
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 22:11:58 UTC from web -
@tiffany My kind of people
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Isn't Lucida Grande that singer
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Theory: Toy Story is the imaginings of Andy, who one day lost two toys until they turned up while moving house
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 11:31:25 UTC from web -
Ponk up the jam
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 09:04:00 UTC from web -
We Are Number One except it's part of a Weird Al Lazytown polka medley
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 08:58:20 UTC from web -
Overly concerned with someone possibly trying to make me her "gay best friend" despite containing multitudes
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 08:57:30 UTC from web -
It's weird how Dittos went from perfect mimics in the Pokémon games to there being one anomalous Ditto who couldn't change his face in the anime to all Dittos being unable to change their faces
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 20:35:51 UTC from web -
Whoah, that spammer changed their profile design. That's new.
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 20:28:49 UTC from web -
Yes, we have no sferatu
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Who's been drawin' dicks?
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 08:23:30 UTC from web -
Hey I beat another Ganon and I love Zelda thanks
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 20:32:43 UTC from web -
(me, looking at Trixie and Starlight Glimmer) Gaaaaaaay
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 17:26:30 UTC from web -
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 15:10:07 UTC from web -
Free range eggs? Eggs can't move around you silly goose
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 14:43:12 UTC from web -
SANS, WE'RE IN THE SIMPSONS
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 08:25:13 UTC from web -
A family can be a gay man, a lesbian, and a Meowth
Monday, 24-Apr-17 15:46:27 UTC from web -
Relateable http://pny.lv/1hs97
Sunday, 23-Apr-17 18:03:24 UTC from web -
(Weird Al voice) Cut my life into pieces
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 16:59:33 UTC from web -
I've heard that the best way to experience Star Wars for the first time is IV, V, "Weird Al" Yankovic- The Saga Begins, II, III, VI
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 16:44:56 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Rosie Quartz O'Donnell
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"The average rate for a male porn star is [...] $1500 for gay scenes." And I've been having gay scenes at home for free???
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 15:32:22 UTC from web -
I can't believe we're 420 days into 2017
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 14:38:26 UTC from web -
@scribus I looked at this and was like "who would do this" then I saw the name, then I saw the date, then I saw the rest of the gallery, and life is wild
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Good morning http://pny.lv/1hgbc
