@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 21
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@adiwan Nice
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"First you have to beat Cucumber Man in a pun-based quiz" WHY AM I IN THIS VIDEO GAME http://pny.lv/1gu9t
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@scribus They're making a new Stephen King? Science is wonderful
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Can somebody explain Frank Sidebottom to me
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 09:17:06 UTC from web -
@scribus The new what?
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You know you've played too much Breath of the Wild when you're walking down the street and birds fly away from you and you chastise yourself for not hitting them with arrows and turning them into chicken legs
Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 19:56:13 UTC from web -
In any other, non-social network context, "phantomclown is now following you" is a cause for alarm
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Since the new horror formula is "take something kids liked in the past and make it jumpscare you" I'd like to throw my hat in the ring with my indie game about possessed Beany Babies
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Thanks
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A customer at work in need of our branch's bank asked me if I could help or if I was just the bureau. In trying to respond "I'm afraid I am" I blurted out "I Am Afraid"
Monday, 10-Apr-17 14:49:08 UTC from web -
Gherkin is the best and smartest one
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:46:07 UTC from web -
Didn't prison already break
Monday, 10-Apr-17 06:25:21 UTC from web -
So Jesus Christ you guys, our neighbour started a garden fire yesterday morning which was thought extinguished by the afternoon, but it in fact decided to burn down their kitchen extension at 1am this morning. We were woken up at 1.15ish to evacuate the house and allow firemen into our garden so they could get nearer the scene. We were let back in approaching 2am, and awake until 3am.
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It's funny because it was on fire and it's 2am
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:19:23 UTC from web -
What's cooking? My neighbours' house lol
Sunday, 09-Apr-17 01:18:55 UTC from web -
@mushi Horse out of ten
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I had a country club membership once. The golf club was great but the tennis club was a racket.
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 16:34:43 UTC from web -
@awl Have you seen his twitter? It's wonderful. http://pny.lv/1gjl9
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Hey there, Baby Styles. This is a nice dancing club, right? Do you have a phone at your house?
Saturday, 08-Apr-17 09:35:37 UTC from web -
@actualrudolph batcaveIN MART
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Do you ever read a sentence and comprehend it so little that you wonder if you're having a stroke
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:36:36 UTC from web -
@dogjaw @thelastgherkin @lambadalambda HeadScala is to Scala what Scheme is to Lisp.
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Love and tolerance!
Friday, 07-Apr-17 21:26:17 UTC from web -
The "my name is cow" poem thing has the same meter as the Green Lantern oath
Friday, 07-Apr-17 20:39:04 UTC from web -
@awl oh
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@awl Why Naboo?
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(Will Smith voice) Ha-hah
Friday, 07-Apr-17 08:49:07 UTC from web -
@awl Yes and yes
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Breath of the Wild is so good you guys
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 22:00:26 UTC from web
