@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
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@actualrudolph The only bot around here........... is you.
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I ain't ever seen ramps or stairlifts in Charles Xavier's mansion
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 17:20:59 UTC from web -
It's 2017 and I just heard Banana Phone for the first time
Thursday, 06-Apr-17 08:28:58 UTC from web -
@adiwan At least yours has musical merit
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Me, Gherkin, going to bed: Boy, I hope I don't get a repetitive song stuck in my head
My head: http://pny.lv/1gbe7
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Bumper sticker: I'd Rather Be Playing Breath of the Wild
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:17:01 UTC from web -
Go to work? Nah man I'm playing Zelda
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 21:16:48 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1g8uj
Real Name: YHWH / Yahweh
Current Alias: GodWednesday, 05-Apr-17 10:21:11 UTC from web -
@tiffany Follow several quick and effective methods to cure the wetting problem. One of the world's leading experts in the field, offers a faster and simpler way to overcome. He introduced three types of wetting devices: buzzers, cordless devices and a dishwasher. To find out more about these devices, arrange an appointment with Dr. Kobi Sagi at the infertility clinic.
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Digital Mobsters
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:48:45 UTC from web -
RDN is brought to you today by Israeli Bedwetting Solutions Spammer.
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And the Deku Tree and Dampé. It's all coming back to me.
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And I guess Gregal from Minish Cap, if you don't save him. And Mikau dies onscreen.
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Also, while I'm thinking about it, has any character actually died during a Zelda game? Sure there are ghosts who have died prior, and the Uncle in ALttP looks dead but isn't, but I can't think of anyone dying during game events other than that one soldier in OoT's Castle Town alley.
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Today I'm finally playing Breath of the Wild. If it's anything like my playing of Skyward Sword, there's gonna be a lot of stream of consciousness posts which I will happily hide behind a spoiler tag. So if you wake up and the front page is just "Post hidden", you'll know why and who.
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 08:50:15 UTC from web -
Matty Bingus and the Skeletonlingus
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@mrmattimation Please change the human's mouth colour from blue as this makes me think about skeletonlingus
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Is a tomato the only fruit that is a ketchup?
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@mrmattimation Brooks is still an executive producer and I claim my £5
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Breaking news: Fox to produce new classic episodes of The Simpsons. "A vocal contingent of fans insists 'The Simpsons' went downhill after the eighth season," says James L. Brooks. "So we decided to just make more Season Eight episodes."
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Breaking news: L is real 2401
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:57:36 UTC from web -
Breaking news: Donald Trumps holds special press conference; removes latex mask, reveals Andy Kaufman
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:55:41 UTC from web -
Breaking news: you're all furries
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 09:51:36 UTC from web -
@scribus Produced by Stock Aitken Waterman
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That Supergirl/Flash musical was laaaaaaame
Friday, 31-Mar-17 20:57:52 UTC from web -
@adiwan Getting born into poop and then committing suicide is relateable
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@adiwan I have two dead hoers. 27 days is my record. Is there an endgoal to it? I'm wondering if there's a really prolonged joke to it.
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Tumblr presents Horse Friend! http://pny.lv/1fuhg
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I am confused by the top and bottom questions http://pny.lv/1fueg
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:41:09 UTC from web -
Doctors hate me! Not for any reason really, that's just an observation
Friday, 31-Mar-17 14:39:26 UTC from web
