@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 28
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@mrmattimation Pretzel crust? Nah man, you want the crust to be like, circle shape
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@tiffany Guess again!
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Without looking it up: Does Mickey Mouse have a tail?
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I chimed in with, "Haven't you people ever heard of / closing your goddamned vore?"
Friday, 03-Mar-17 16:12:37 UTC from web -
(makes grabby hands at Zelda)
Friday, 03-Mar-17 09:42:00 UTC from web -
Who'd win in a fight between a Xenomorph and the Animorphs?
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@adiwan So like, why is Donald Duck the only one who talks like he's gargling a tangerine
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Listen batcaveo, I watched the first five seconds of the Star Wars and I can tell you that if anything Indiana Jones takes place later than Star Wars http://pny.lv/1e25t
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 16:42:40 UTC from web -
furry
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 15:03:08 UTC from web -
Ferry Guy Fieri's Fiery Ferrari
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 15:02:02 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Three better examples: Wolverine, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are all both X-Men and Avengers.
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I've stopped in and done nothing waiting for a parcel all morning and now the delivery driver has been unable to find my address. You've delivered to this house before, dude! The house hasn't moved!
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 10:22:40 UTC from web -
@nerthos If you really think about it, Mario Paint introduced the emoji
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This certainly is a Pinkalicious tea party. Wouldn't you say so, Mr Quackerson?
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 09:37:50 UTC from web -
If you think about it, Mario Paint introduced the emoji
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Sign says, "Stay away, fools!" because love rules at the Nut Shack
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 09:24:47 UTC from web -
Bustin Bieber
Wednesday, 01-Mar-17 20:40:33 UTC from web -
@adiwan My old phone alarm was the part of Total Eclipse of the Heart that started at TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES and it was an attack on my senses
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@adiwan If you set a really loud siren (or in my case, a bombastic sound) as your alarm you will literally Fluffle Puff your pants every morning
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Urgh Zelda spoilers on my timeline
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I miss Kumail
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:46 UTC from web -
@nerthos Don't @ me I'm chillin
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The true persecuted minority is the millionaires
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@zennx I know which to call when I want some pepperoni.
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I can't believe it's nearly 2015 and people are still being wrong on the internet
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 10:22:53 UTC from web -
I had to look at this, and now you have to look at this. #nsfw http://pny.lv/1dr46
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Unlike Knuckles, I'm Sonic
Monday, 27-Feb-17 18:00:21 UTC from web -
@nerthos http://pny.lv/1dpal I have +3 feline protection against crocodilia
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I also dreamed that Ashens positively reviewed the Donkey Kong Country/Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse crossover Christmas special.
Monday, 27-Feb-17 09:17:27 UTC from web -
I dreamed six army generals attempted to trap Naked Snake in, among other things, a crocodile pit. Naked Snake put on his crocodile cap and suddenly become croc master and they all got eaten.
