@thelastgherkin
Airstrip One
http://thelastgherkin.tumblr.com/linksI love my boyfriend! He is always happy and he plays video games with me. I'm giving him five stars even though he didn't warn me about how many pizzas he requires every day. It's like two pizzas.
More details...Notices by Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin), page 29
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@tiffany Saying "ap ap ap" at this juncture would imply approval rather than disapprobation
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Just English Things: saying "ap ap ap" instead of "uh uh uh"
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@scribus Couldn't get the A and B programming guides?
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That was a misspelling I will not correct
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:46:10 UTC from web -
Maybe when Donald Trumps says "Fake News" what he's really trying to say is "Fox News"
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:45:36 UTC from web -
Concept: Harder Better Faster Stronger but the lyrics are the chorus from the Spice Girls' Who Do You Think You Are?
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 19:00:01 UTC from web -
I can't believe Boney M had a whole song about Rasputin's giant dong
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 18:51:51 UTC from web -
It's rough out there for a mango slut scootaloo
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 11:15:41 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation The size of Undyne's breasts make me think about her eating ass
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@adiwan Nice!
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Did you guys hear the Tetris movie got funding to turn their dense story into a Tetris movie trilogy
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I don't know dick about Undertale but I'm here for whatever NicePants is
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 17:08:28 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Homer we're in North Korea
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I'm telling that one to twitter.
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 17:03:04 UTC from web -
(my seventh day in Meme Rehab)
Group therapist: So Gherkin, how long has it been since you mentioned the Bare Naked Ladies?
Me, Gherkin: It's beenSaturday, 25-Feb-17 16:51:10 UTC from web -
Hot Sockets
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 16:27:56 UTC from web -
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 16:11:17 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation One week since you looked at me
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GARFIELD!!
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Now where could my pipe be?
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This is what happens when two people name their sequels T2
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 15:00:48 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation The ceiling baby grows up to be the leader of the resistance
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@snowfawlake We're talking like, if the first Terminator movie happened but instead of it being after Sarah Connor it'd be after the Trainspotting guys
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Who'd win in a fight between the guys from Trainspotting and a Terminator (T-800)?
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Youtube recommendations I will always denote as "Not interested":
- Anything with Family Guy
- FIREWORK FULL COVER (JONTRON OFFICIAL)Saturday, 25-Feb-17 11:00:40 UTC from web -
It's rough out there for a conservative brony
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 10:52:50 UTC from web -
@tiffany You want to... conceive your parents to this song?
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Is there hidden Garfield hentai on this website if I'm old enough to view it http://pny.lv/1dgip
Friday, 24-Feb-17 22:21:04 UTC from web -
http://pny.lv/1dgcn Look at this
Friday, 24-Feb-17 20:32:21 UTC from web -
And I said what about [Breakfast with Garfield]
Friday, 24-Feb-17 18:25:59 UTC from web
