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  1. mom "rodolfo, when are you gonna bring home a girlfriend?"
    Sister "he already have 7 in his room"
    ...

    Well, joke is on my sister, i have 8 twilights now

    Sunday, 25-May-14 19:22:44 UTC from web
  2. http://pny.lv/2kh7

    Tuesday, 27-May-14 18:39:30 UTC from web
  3. "Also, if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses."

    Friday, 06-Jun-14 15:09:46 UTC from web
  4. I was gonna write fanfiction tonight, but I can't figure out how to remotely access my desktop at home and I can't install Truecrypt ... hey wait.. Maybe I already have it on my Dropbox.

    Monday, 09-Jun-14 06:36:40 UTC from web
  5. http://pny.lv/323o rdn.jpg

    Thursday, 19-Jun-14 03:00:58 UTC from web
  6. I don't have a ponysona. I'm too awesome just how I am.

    Thursday, 19-Jun-14 03:06:52 UTC from web
    • @snowcone nuh-uh! It's onfensive!

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 03:01:26 UTC from web
    • "There’s nothing cute about fathers day. This is a day when cis males celebrate over their cherries trophies (their children.) I know it sounds horrible, I know you want to like your father, because he is after all your parent.

      But remember, you don’t have to like your father. Your father is a part of the issue. He is a part of the patriarchal society. He got his way through in life by raping, being violent, spreading his legs whenever he’s sitting near others, showing of his dominance.

      Your father is a swine, and fathers day is nothing but disgraceful."

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 02:09:05 UTC from web
    • I want one http://rainbowdash.net/url/764844

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 01:47:08 UTC from web
    • "so wait, the porn industry is applesed up, so instead of trying to fix it, you just want to ban porn? factory farms are kiwied up, you know. we should just ban meat. deforestation is bananased up, let's ban paper. lead paint on toys is applesed up, let's ban toys. that makes sense."

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 02:04:19 UTC from web
    • Bits and pieces are missing as I'm still working, but here's the shot. http://rainbowdash.net/url/764843

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 01:40:37 UTC from web
    • @bakasenpai Do work son. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/763270

      Saturday, 07-Jun-14 13:36:22 UTC from web
    • @mushi can you please explain? https://derpiboo.ru/127129

      Thursday, 19-Jun-14 01:13:03 UTC from web
    • wow, now there is a vegan fast food house in brasília!

      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 12:05:48 UTC from web
    • @randomwonderbolt hello!

      Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 13:35:00 UTC from web
      • wow http://pny.lv/31ta

        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 13:03:41 UTC from web
      • And I'm off to get ready for work. I won't be on since temporary restrictions for nightwatch.

        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 04:00:10 UTC from web
      • What would happen if I added honey to my honey-flavored Greek yogurt? #

        Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 02:16:20 UTC from web