Notices by treesy, page 13

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#totw Princess Celestia, Raiser of the Sun pouted. "Shining Armour, you know I cannot use the mighty powers of the sun to turn the Griffins to ash without support from at least five other nations or a note from my parents." Shining sighed dramatically and turned towards the door. "Well then, I guess the ants win. Celestia's left eye began to twitch. "Ants?" "Yes Princess, ants. It's obvious that they are the one's responsible for the war. After all, did you really think that all those ants fleeing to the Griffin empire were refugees?" He was about to continue when he heard her muttering. "Of course. I was blind. The ants. Crawling. Infiltrating. Black, shiny eyes. Hatred. Kill. Destroy. Exterminate." She strode towards the exit as light gathered around her body. The awestruck Shining Armour called after her "Where are you going?" She paused and turned around (To get my Magnifying Glass." Ditzy Doo closed the book. "Well Dinky, That's how we won the war. Good night darling."

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#totw Shining Armour entered the marketplace. The area was a chaotic clutter of crispy charred changeling chunks. Shining chuckled as he cantered to the center of the crater caused by the calamitous concussive crack of charm. The captain called to the conscious, but currently convalescing Cadance. "Darling! Are you ok in there?" Cadance considered this. "I've had better days honey, exploding does that to a mare... Did we win?" Her consort chucked some charred changeling chitin into the crater. "Darling, the changelings won't bother us for a long time..." His countenance clouded "That said, we still have those Faust-damned Griffins to worry about. Still, I've got a plan. We'll need to head out now though." Cadance considered how to convey her complaint "Honey, I'm tired and sore. can't we rest a bit first?" "Sorry, but you can rest when we get to Ponyville. I have to see a mare about a dog." In Ponyville, Shining hugged his sister. "Sis, I need you to get Spike. I need to send a letter.

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#totw There is more to come, but I'm too tired tonight, I'll finish it tomorrow.

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#totw Cadance walked over to Shining Armour, glowing with a brilliant pink aura. "What's the situation?" she asked. Shining grinned "Not much. Fire, terror. I'd say we were doomed if I wasn't looking at you right now darling." Cadance smiled. "Then let's show them the true terror of a married couple." Five minutes later, the three ponies stood on the observatory balcony and observed the scene before them. "What's our target" asked Cadance, turning to Shining Armour. "I say we set you off in the market, that'll clear the whole city in one go hopefully" he said "Are you crazy?" the scientist sputtered There's no way she could fly down there safely! I mean what? Are you gonna throw her? " Shining Armour grinned "Honey, assume the position." Cadance curled up into a ball. Shining grabbed her and lifted her up, standing on his hind legs. pulling back his right leg he dropped his wife and kicked with all his might. She flew through the sky, till she landed in the market. And exploded.

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#totw Shining Armour looked into the room. Inside sat his wife, sitting in a chair and staring at the collection in front of her. Various cute things were scattered in front of her, from a litter of puppies, to the CMC. Shining turned to the scientist at his side. "What do the readings say? Is she ready?" The scientist sighed and shook her head. "We've tried everything, but we can't get her love level any higher. We even tried funny cat pictures..." Shining hung his head. "Then we are doomed. The changelings will destroy us. Make your peace while you can.." Suddenly a voice whispered from behind him "Not if I can help it! ...If that's ok..." Turning around Shining Armour saw Fluttershy. "Can you do it?" he asked. She nodded, and walked into the room. Walking in front of Cadance, she turned to look at her and smiled. For a few seconds nothing happened. Then, from the princess came a soft sound. "Hnnng". Bright pink light flowed from Cadance's body. Shining smiled. "She's ready." (tbc)

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#totw Maybe, that or ponies have the opportunity to change their names as they reach adulthood. Take Bonbon for example. Her original name, 'Sweetflank' has absolutely nothing to do with her cutie mark.

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#totw After the events of Sleepless in Ponyville, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are charged with loitering within tent. The Crusaders are still minors, and were not charged.

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#totw "Wait.. anoth-" "BEEEEEEP" "Ouch! SPIKE!" "I can't help it!" "Okay Twilight.. keep calm... What does this one say... My little pony there are parts of your life that I really don't want to know about. That is one of them. My dear Twilight. You are no longer the filly I first met. You have grown into a wonderful princess. That is why I installed this magical answering machine to recieve your messages during those times I cannot or will not read the immediately. This message will also be sent to you whenever your message goes into the machine. When that happens, please duck after the tone..."

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#totw "What next scroll?" muttered Twilight. Spike turned to look at her again. "I think it's BEEEEEEP!" Another scroll flew into Twilight's face. "Ouchie. What's this? ....You still fail to remember that I do in fact sleep. Every night. Usually around the same time. When was it, my little pony. When did you forget this oh so important fact. I also eat. My mealtimes are as regular as the rising of the sun every morning. So why is it, that while dining with the Prench ambassador last week, I ended up with a bowl of bouillabaisse avec le papier? It does not add to the flavor. Speaking of bad taste, the quality of your reports has decreased considerably as of late. Was I unclear when I told you that you only had to send a report when you had learned a valuable lesson. Reporting every small thing you do for a friend is not what I had in mind. Do not get me started on that one report you named 'Nurse Redheart, or: How I learned to love the bombshell'. Continued in next scroll...

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#totw "I bet the Princess will love the new friendship report!" exclaimed Twilight as Spike incinerated the letter. "I learned a lot about the kindness of strangers when I helped that old mare across the road. Who would have thought that some random passerby would be so kind as to resuscitate her after the shock of teleporting gave her a heart attack? So, Spike, what's for dinner?" Spike turned towards her "BEEEEEEP!" He shouted as a scroll shot out of his mouth and into Twilight's face. "Wow!" said Twilight, "Princess Celestia must have really liked the report to reply so quickly. Maybe she liked my comparison between the Earth pony CPR method used to revive the mare compared to the magic-based one I've used unsuccessfully on the last four vic... subjects. Let's see now... My dear Twilight. If you are reading this you have sent me another friendship report at an unmely hour. My faithful student. You have studied under me for many years. yet... Message continued on next scroll...